I'm trying to make sense of this thread, give me a moment.....


<A Moment passes>

Nope, still lost, let me make a pannini and ponder....

<Burg eats his sam'mich>

Ok What the fuck is this thread about?

IS this a fake turd slinging contest or has Bornyo really pissed some people off here?

I gotta know, I'm planning on showing up on his boat soon with a keg strapped to my wheelchair and a whore in my lap (or a whore strapped to my wheelchair and a Keg in my lap...same difference)

I have plans to christen his barge the newly reconsituted confederate navy and launch above-referenced whore at the first yankee imperialist boat of occupation, thus distracting the sex starved crew while Bornyo maneuvers me onto the bridge of said-imperialist vessel and I commandeer it and really start some shit on the eastern seaboard.

But if Bornyo has turned into a piece of shit, literally, this could hamper my grand plans.

P.S. Do any other girls besides Gia bother to post on this "board"? I'm behind the times again, too busy extracting my penis from female oral points of entry.

P.S.S Chicks with Bullimia and anorexia have lost their gag reflex so you can cram your penis halfway down their esophagus....isnt that great?!??