Well things are finally back to normal in ATlantic City....quality high-test premium whores are finally willing to venture down from NYC and Philadelphia to frolic in Burg's Condom-less Condominium (Blowjobs, not other holes). The Hurricane really took its toll....the whore demographic I prefer these days was practically wiped out by Sandy, consider:

I am into cum gobbling women aged 30-35 who are no longer able to work as strippers because they prefer sleeping and nodding out during all hours of the day because they are in love with little white lies composed of a substance that rhymes with "fOXY Ho Zone", or as Aunt Bea told Andy "OPIE ATE...some girl's pussy and now he smells like my Caserole." Burg targets those still-gorgeous girls who have not yet begun to lose their looks from their love of the poppy, but have begun to lose most everything else....they really are the best whores and offer the best value and experience. But Sandy really knocked them for a loop....many lost their connections, street supplies dried up due to disruptions in delivery and due to many doctors offices were closed for 1-2 weeks especially in Manhattan where many of these cum gobblers live; it was hell for these poor beautiful sperm burpers! I really felt for them and my heart and nuts ached, literally. None of my favorite sluts were willing, or physically able for that matter, to journey down to my Burg pad....

So now I am making up for lost time....everyone is familiar with how speed dating works? you run around a room from table to table and talk with 20 chicks for 5 minutes at a time.....well what I've recently done is: I outcalled for 5 or 6 "Swing Out Sisters" (more like "Strung out sisters" but I liked that 80s music group) and had them stationed at various spots and rooms in my condo, each girl sitting or laying down with her mouth open waiting.....I wheel frantically from orifice to orifice trying to determine which of the girls looks hottest with my dick in her mouth (looking for the girl with the greatest "Gia-esque" gobbling factor). I splooge in the one who is the best, the hottest....

I'm running out of ways to entertain myself and my whore friends. So long as they are zonked, though, they love my creative serio-comic debauchery.

Burg's Romance tip of the Fiscal Quarter: Guys, if your wife or Girlfriend (or Receptionist) wont do a certain sex act, like gargle your cum or eat it off your coffee table, get her hooked on Heroin (or Vicodin)! Voila, your needs are met. I'm Burg, I'm on your side