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#584041 - 02/19/13 06:21 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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You really want Panzer reproducing one day? The fucks wrong with you? I think his trannie obsession will keep that problem in check.
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#584098 - 02/20/13 08:46 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Bullshit it was free. How much was the cost to ship yer dumb ass to Staten Island and back? Is the Guinea Gangplank up to $15 yet.
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#584100 - 02/20/13 08:55 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Bullshit it was free. How much was the cost to ship yer dumb ass to Staten Island and back? Is the Guinea Gangplank up to $15 yet. $2.25 each way. [plus $4.00 for breakfast, $2.00 for 4x churros on Atlantic Avenue platform and $3.29 for 1x Jr. Cheeseburger, 1x Chicken Sandwich and 4x nuggets at Wendy's]
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#584102 - 02/20/13 09:15 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Bullshit it was free. How much was the cost to ship yer dumb ass to Staten Island and back? Is the Guinea Gangplank up to $15 yet. First off, thank you for referring to the Verrezano Bridge by its proper name. Having said that, though: You think Panzer's going over it in anything other than the S53 Bus?
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#584103 - 02/20/13 09:54 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Bullshit it was free. How much was the cost to ship yer dumb ass to Staten Island and back? Is the Guinea Gangplank up to $15 yet. First off, thank you for referring to the Verrezano Bridge by its proper name. Having said that, though: You think Panzer's going over it in anything other than the S53 Bus? I went to Manhattan in R train and then got into the free ferry and used the metrocard transfer on the S62 bus.
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#584104 - 02/20/13 09:58 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I'm just trying to blow his "free" gimmick.
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#584108 - 02/21/13 05:29 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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You never know about the Ikea. He may have purchased $100 worth of clearance shit to re-sell on Ebay. Or they could have some products that double as a tranny skewer.
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#584665 - 02/28/13 06:36 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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It's funding was cut by the sequestration. Draconian cuts.
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#584675 - 02/28/13 07:52 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Alex what happened to your food diary? NYSC 30-day trial membership expired and I am still waiting for Ballys to transfer me the membership that I won on eBay.
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#584676 - 02/28/13 08:41 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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It's funding was cut by the sequestration. Draconian cuts. It's Bush's fault. Alex what happened to your food diary? NYSC 30-day trial membership expired and I am still waiting for Ballys to transfer me the membership that I won on eBay. But you're still eating food right? And make sure you stay on Bally's, they will try to fuck you, and not in a way you'd like.
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#585928 - 03/17/13 08:41 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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How about an update Alex. Are you still losing weight or have you given up yet?
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#585932 - 03/17/13 09:10 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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How about an update Alex. Are you still losing weight or have you given up yet? Its on pause; I am still waiting for Ballys to respond to the email that I sent them on friday about the transfer of membership. Auto email said ti give them 3-5 business day, and if they dont respond then I will have to file BBB complaint. I did not give up, I only paused it.
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#585938 - 03/17/13 10:29 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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whats wrong with muscle milk?
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#586247 - 03/20/13 03:58 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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my gym charges me nothing to attend it.its just a tour of the hallway to get there.:P
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#586251 - 03/20/13 04:03 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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Just came from the Ballys and they have issued me the card. Only $5.08 per month! Did they extend your membership by the amount of time you were unable to go there?
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#586260 - 03/20/13 05:27 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Jigaloo]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Just came from the Ballys and they have issued me the card. Only $5.08 per month! Did they extend your membership by the amount of time you were unable to go there? No, its a brand new membership. The old one is now valid at LA Fitness, they upgraded it to the Elite status and it is $0.00 per month now for the next 100 years.
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#586271 - 03/20/13 07:29 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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My ass. They will be drafting your account years after you are dead.
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#586477 - 03/21/13 10:23 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Bornyo]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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My ass. They will be drafting your account years after you are dead. They will just forget about it like they do it all the time. Do you actually think that they keep the tabs on the expired people with lifetime memberships?
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#586478 - 03/21/13 10:36 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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You're almost 300 pounds? That's essentially two of me. How tall are you again?
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#586479 - 03/21/13 10:49 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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#586497 - 03/22/13 07:34 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
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#586499 - 03/22/13 07:40 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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Panzer, if you shaved your back and gut you would lose 3 pounds.
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#586535 - 03/22/13 03:52 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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He's 6'2" like I have a 10" dick.
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#586574 - 03/22/13 07:22 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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He's 6'2" like I have a 10" dick. But I am 6'2"; I'm not making that up. I had to end my workout session early on 872 calories today because I felt something a-brewin' down my stomach, so it was a good idea to end it early and come home, because as soon as I got home I took a big diarhea dump. I guess that 12x stuffed eggs from yesterday, 9x stuffed eggs from today, 2x bottles of Starbucks vanilla frapucino, 2x big macs and 3x cans of Coke don't mix that well.
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#586575 - 03/22/13 07:23 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
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the fuck you are... where's that pick of you and irons?. brandon is five two at best and both your fucked up chins almost lined up.
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#586580 - 03/22/13 07:29 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I'm betting he's 5'7" like the Russian that brings in his girls to clean my mom's house.
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#586581 - 03/22/13 07:36 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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where's that pick of you and irons? Your mom ate it.
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#586584 - 03/22/13 07:41 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Panzer admits defeat.
The "your mom" blurbs are his white flag.
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#586591 - 03/22/13 07:52 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Registered: 10/19/06
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they don't actually measure you ya fucken half-wit douchebag. it's simply information you provide just like the color of your eyes.
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#586592 - 03/22/13 07:52 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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HA!!! You put in your own height in NY. They don't measure you. My cousin says he's 6' on his license and he's 5'10" if he's lucky.
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#586594 - 03/22/13 07:56 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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5 five if you're lucky, rodent.
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#586596 - 03/22/13 08:04 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I am taller than everyone else in the subway, so I must be 6'2". I know that I am 6'2" because that's what my doctor measures me. Like a USSR trained doc has a clue about feet and inches. His measurements are likely as good as your grammar and cooking. And, there are quite a few black guys taller than 6'2" on every subway. Hispanics and asians aren't the entire world.
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#586601 - 03/22/13 08:22 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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I am taller than everyone else in the subway, so I must be 6'2". I know that I am 6'2" because that's what my doctor measures me. Like a USSR trained doc has a clue about feet and inches. His measurements are likely as good as your grammar and cooking. And, there are quite a few black guys taller than 6'2" on every subway. Hispanics and asians aren't the entire world. Don't be hatin' that you're 5'2" and missing an extra 1'; blame your mom and peppy instead.
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#586617 - 03/22/13 09:06 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Sorry. I was raised from birth in the US. Not the USSR. Or Brandon Island. So, I'm no dwarf.
But, I do believe you are 300 Lbs.
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#586622 - 03/22/13 10:16 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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those are some ugly kicks panzer.
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