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#609354 - 04/15/14 10:28 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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I felt too much chest pressure on the heart area Re-examine your food choices. It was the chest press machine, I was doing it every day at 3x sets at 20x reps at 35 pounds.
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#609357 - 04/15/14 10:52 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
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Do you do any physical activity, other than walking, outside the gym?
Maybe you should write a heartfelt letter to Richard Simmons. He could make you his latest charity case, and you two could finger dudes in your apartment after work outs.
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#609638 - 04/23/14 10:31 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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You should take heavy doses of laxatives.
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#609639 - 04/23/14 10:35 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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You should take heavy doses of laxatives. I shit 2-3 times per day because of the elliptical machine.
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#609640 - 04/23/14 10:44 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Not enough. You get all the red meat out of your colon and some dehydration going, you will be down to 297 in no time. Here is some Thinspiration for you, courtesy of Google Image Search.  Since yer fat, you should spend some time on a rowing machine. It would give that back a light work out and be low impact on your knees. You are 120lbs from an elliptical helping to tone up your arms.
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#609641 - 04/23/14 11:13 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Jerkules]
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Tranny Whisperer
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Not enough. You get all the red meat out of your colon and some dehydration going, you will be down to 297 in no time. Here is some Thinspiration for you, courtesy of Google Image Search. Since yer fat, you should spend some time on a rowing machine. It would give that back a light work out and be low impact on your knees. You are 120lbs from an elliptical helping to tone up your arms. There's no rowing machine in Bally's, not anymore [it was gone in around 2001-2002], but it was there.
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#609686 - 04/24/14 10:16 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Jerkules]
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Tranny Whisperer
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Not enough. You get all the red meat out of your colon and some dehydration going, you will be down to 297 in no time. Here is some Thinspiration for you, courtesy of Google Image Search. Since yer fat, you should spend some time on a rowing machine. It would give that back a light work out and be low impact on your knees. You are 120lbs from an elliptical helping to tone up your arms. I found the low row machine.
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#609687 - 04/24/14 11:26 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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I felt too much chest pressure on the heart area Re-examine your food choices. It was the chest press machine, I was doing it every day at 3x sets at 20x reps at 35 pounds. Bwaaahahahah. I'm the furthest thing from a ubermensch and even I think you are a monumental pussy hole. A girlscout could knock your head off your shoulders with a flick of her pinky.
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#609688 - 04/24/14 11:29 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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I got one of these collecting dust in my basement. I hate doing anything aerobic down there, cause it is dank and damp, and I don't have room in the house for it. Maybe when I clean out the garage I'll move it out there. Got it off Craigslist years ago, for $120, I think. 
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#609689 - 04/24/14 11:40 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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I felt too much chest pressure on the heart area Re-examine your food choices. It was the chest press machine, I was doing it every day at 3x sets at 20x reps at 35 pounds. Bwaaahahahah. I'm the furthest thing from a ubermensch and even I think you are a monumental pussy hole. A girlscout could knock your head off your shoulders with a flick of her pinky. I'm not shooting to be some musclefreak, I just want to lose weight and tone up. Im in it for the fitness, not the musclebuilding. Nigga.
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#609702 - 04/25/14 11:07 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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I'm not shooting to be some musclefreak, You're doing it right.
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#609758 - 04/27/14 12:04 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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That is good. Fat as you is, some stretching and strengthening of your back is good. Once you crest 350, you will probably start having back issues and a year later you'll be 450lbs and pill addicted.
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#609761 - 04/27/14 01:34 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Jerkules]
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Tranny Whisperer
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That is good. Fat as you is, some stretching and strengthening of your back is good. Once you crest 350, you will probably start having back issues and a year later you'll be 450lbs and pill addicted. I don't like pills.
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#609772 - 04/27/14 11:52 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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I've never really gotten the pill thing. I like a good hydro if I'm hurting, but I've never done pills to party...well, maybe Cialis.
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#609781 - 04/27/14 02:42 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
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Love me some cialis . I posted bout it here years ago and caught some shit haha. Me neither on the pills . Percs are nice the first day after surgery then get gross the next few days. I've got an assload of klonos because i take them so infrequently.
I played soccer today. I am terrible but it's a good reason to hang out and get some exercise outside.
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#609786 - 04/27/14 07:38 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Vice Admiral]
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Tranny Whisperer
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Gosh, I sure as hell do. This may be another arbitrage opportunity for you, Alex. Go to the doctor with your fat self and say your back hurts, and get some real good ones to sell to me. No. #Consuela
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#609811 - 04/28/14 12:44 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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I gotta stop using the row machine for a while: the left arm is very painful. You sure that's not from checking trannies for prostate cancer?
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#609817 - 04/28/14 04:17 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
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I gotta stop using the row machine for a while: the left arm is very painful. Joint pain or Muscle pain. Left arm? Is that the heart attack arm? I hope you don't have any salted meat by products cloggin yer shit up. We gotta have some heart attack survivors here, tell poor Alex what to look out for.
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#609824 - 04/28/14 05:02 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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I gotta stop using the row machine for a while: the left arm is very painful. Joint pain or Muscle pain. Left arm? Is that the heart attack arm? I hope you don't have any salted meat by products cloggin yer shit up. We gotta have some heart attack survivors here, tell poor Alex what to look out for. It better now. I think its a muscle pain, around 3-4 inches below the joint. I slept for a while but it feels better now.
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#610222 - 05/08/14 09:55 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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#611696 - 06/04/14 11:39 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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#611699 - 06/04/14 03:29 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
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I think they just omitted the decimal point. 3.2kg dumbells.
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#612374 - 06/17/14 06:02 PM
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just give up and die an early death. you're a fucken turd.
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#612550 - 06/19/14 08:57 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
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Not like he could say he hurt it at work.
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#612552 - 06/19/14 08:59 PM
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Not like he could say he hurt it at work. the seated cable chest press might mean "glory hole - intake" in the empire state?.
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#612561 - 06/19/14 09:28 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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just give up and die an early death. you're a fucken turd. Not gonna happen. Just kill your whole family and make a world a better place.
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#615333 - 08/09/14 06:27 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
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Taco Bell
Chicken Quesarita
Beef Burrito
2 Soft Tacos
handful of Fire Sauce, washed down w/ 6pk of Beck's.
I'll have the burning runs tomorrow, but it will be so worth it.
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#615341 - 08/09/14 07:58 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Taco Bell
Chicken Quesarita
Beef Burrito
2 Soft Tacos
handful of Fire Sauce, washed down w/ 6pk of Beck's.
I'll have the burning runs tomorrow, but it will be so worth it. How much was the price per soft taco?
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#615344 - 08/09/14 09:03 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
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I don't know. I'm not a jew who dwells on such things. I don't even know how much it all cost. I think under $10.
My bloated gut just started to deflate. I feel much better now.
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#615369 - 08/10/14 09:19 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
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Fire Sauce is like crack. Or McD's Sweet Tea.
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#615370 - 08/10/14 09:20 AM
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That sweet tea puts me in a McComa.
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#615377 - 08/10/14 10:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
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My deuce wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.
Each Taco Bell item I ate was kicked up w/ 2 packets of the Fire Sauce. The left overs I'm saving for the next time I make fajitas.
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#615407 - 08/10/14 08:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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My buddy and I used to do Taco Bell a couple of times a week and I always walked out with a cargo pant pocket full of Fire.
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