His voice may ruin it.
I don't really have a voice I read Pipe in, but if I ever called Lou and it didn't sound like the Pepperidge Farm guy on crack at the other end of the line, it would shatter the facade.
I had to youtube that...ha!
that fucken guy is from maine or outer eastern nh at best.
And I drink so much that when I'm not slurring my words or shaking violently I have no discernible accent due to vomiting and dehydration. I'm pretty much a keyboard guy.