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#321310 - 07/19/10 08:57 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#321311 - 07/20/10 06:17 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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They install the buttplug in these boxing briefs for free.



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#321312 - 07/21/10 06:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Really nice Paderno frying pan.
and some nice cutlery.
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#321313 - 07/21/10 06:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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emt-b books and stuff to help pass the NREMT exam *whew*


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#321314 - 07/23/10 08:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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"DONALD TRUMP" FOR MEN 3.25$



Photoflex Multidome HV3 32x40 Soft Box 113.03$






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#321315 - 07/23/10 09:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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calzone with black olives,mushrooms,gorgonzola,feta,and chicken fingers.and a canoli for dessert.
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#321316 - 07/24/10 10:01 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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$20 dog wash at SICSA.
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#321317 - 07/24/10 10:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A couple of these. Normally ackees are around 10-15 bucks a can. I found them on sale for 5. Very good deal. Making ackee and salt cod tonight.

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#321318 - 07/24/10 09:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A small lot of crap on eBay, all for just $3.20 delivered. This includes dashboard hula girl, 2 beakers, leather cigar case, and toy microscope among another things:



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#321319 - 07/25/10 01:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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im confused whos the real panzie now?

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#321320 - 07/25/10 02:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

im confused whos the real panzie now?




Is one fake???

I just thought he had one for each of his sexualities: pedophile and tranny lover.
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#321321 - 07/25/10 02:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Someone else said it before, but MPZ is playing a better Panzer than the real Panzer.

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#321322 - 07/25/10 02:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

im confused whos the real panzie now?




Dude, it's me. Ban the imposturd

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#321323 - 07/25/10 02:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

im confused whos the real panzie now?




Dude, it's me. Ban the imposturd




Why take a risk??? Ban both!!

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#321324 - 07/25/10 05:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I say cut an enema bottle in half, whoever sheds a tear is the real Panzer.
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#321325 - 07/25/10 06:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I got this so my girl can stop complaining about getting sunburn taking our kid outside.



On Friday it was so hot out, I went into his lil plastic cabin for shade, playing hide and seek. Opened up a camping chair, sat down, lit up a smoke, wished it was a doobie, and watched him through the windows as he pretended to not know where I was.

Atleast I know I can fit in the thing, if I ever get thrown off the couch.


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#321326 - 07/29/10 06:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Pack of Frontline for dogs over 60lbs 41.00; 30lb bag of Wellness food 58.00; 2 XL Kongs (1 Red/1Black) 40.00 all this and fucking the nerve to add tax.

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#321327 - 07/29/10 06:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I want a Huskie or a Labbut live alone and have to attend too many stupid meetings in locations that require travel.

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#321328 - 07/29/10 06:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I got this so my girl can stop complaining about getting sunburn taking our kid outside.



On Friday it was so hot out, I went into his lil plastic cabin for shade, playing hide and seek. Opened up a camping chair, sat down, lit up a smoke, wished it was a doobie, and watched him through the windows as he pretended to not know where I was.

Atleast I know I can fit in the thing, if I ever get thrown off the couch.



What kind of kid? A butt-ugly kid?

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#321329 - 07/29/10 07:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I wouldn't respond that way Alex. XPT teaches one the valuable life lesson maliditum non carborundum. Laugh at them instead.

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#321330 - 07/30/10 07:23 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Good Stuff!!

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#321331 - 07/30/10 09:03 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I used to beg my mom to buy that when I was a kid.

I wanted to have a fluffernutter, like in the commercials.
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#321332 - 07/30/10 10:59 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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another t shirt from that company i am digging on. i have been doing work as far as the shop girl. Bumped into her at a bar on tues; she walked up and gave me a little kiss when i went in yesterday. Patience...
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#321333 - 07/30/10 11:50 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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^^^ Good luck, bro!
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#321334 - 07/31/10 12:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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another t shirt from that company i am digging on. i have been doing work as far as the shop girl. Bumped into her at a bar on tues; she walked up and gave me a little kiss when i went in yesterday. Patience...



How much was the tee?

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#321335 - 07/31/10 12:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just renewed my subscription for Cosmopolitan magazine for $15.00.

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#321336 - 07/31/10 01:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#321337 - 07/31/10 01:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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The quality of the content inside the Maxim magazine has fallen down in the past 2 years or so, as well the paper stock that they use for the printing. Esquire fell down in quality too in the last year or so. I think I might even subscribe to Seventeen magazine. I would rather read a magazine that has editorials like "3 Reasons Why You Should Not Wear Panties" than to read some bullshit like "Top 25 People That Will Change The World".

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#321338 - 07/31/10 01:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I would rather read a magazine that has editorials like "3 Reasons Why You Should Not Wear Panties" than to read some bullshit like "Top 25 People That Will Change The World".




And, you like to imagine what you're ideal of yourself will be after the "surgery". Thus your interest in "female" fashion and all that cologne.

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#321339 - 07/31/10 01:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

I would rather read a magazine that has editorials like "3 Reasons Why You Should Not Wear Panties" than to read some bullshit like "Top 25 People That Will Change The World".




And, you like to imagine what you're ideal of yourself will be after the "surgery". Thus your interest in "female" fashion and all that cologne.





I just like chicks in panties than dudes in suits.

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#321340 - 07/31/10 02:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Does it count as a purchase if I picked-up a cute, 24 year old Body-more slut yesterday and gave her modest financial inducements to give me a soft, sensuous blow job followed by a rigorous bout of intercourse.

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#321341 - 07/31/10 02:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Does it count as a purchase if I picked-up a cute, 24 year old Body-more slut yesterday and gave her modest financial inducements to give me a soft, sensuous blow job followed by a rigorous bout of intercourse.




Who else senses she had "gum-drop" titties.
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#321342 - 07/31/10 02:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Au contraire a curvaceous young lass with a pair of melons. Lotta action down here in Merry-land. Easy pickings.

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#321343 - 07/31/10 03:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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You've been here long enough to know what saying "gum drop titties" means in an XPT context.

And, it isn't about boob size.

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#321344 - 07/31/10 03:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Liz is a nice young whore. She was even prettier when I was fucking her as a teenager back in 2005, but she still has a cute face (she was wearing glitter and nice make-up last night), nice womanly tits that one can rally suck on and still has a nice, tight pussy. Mencken really DID have it right when he said that the Big Apple was only good for making money, that Baltimore was the place to spend money and have fun. When will New Yorkers ever learn, when will they ever learn?


Edited by ivorenginedriver (07/31/10 03:25 PM)

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#321345 - 07/31/10 03:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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My brother live in Baltimore and COULD NOT wait to leave.

He HATED it there.

Now as you attribute to Mencken, he makes his big bucks in NYC ... but he spends his in Philly.


Personally, I liked Camden Yards, Fort McHenry and the entire city harbor area. Liked walking the boardwalk from the aquarium to the science center [or whatever that is]. Even Federal Hill park.

And, of course, Attman's Deli!!

But, I didn't have to live there.



In any case, do you not understand what my alluding to your girl as the one with "gum drop titties" implies???

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#321346 - 07/31/10 04:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Does it count as a purchase if I picked-up a cute, 24 year old Body-more slut yesterday and gave her modest financial inducements to give me a soft, sensuous blow job followed by a rigorous bout of intercourse.





No. That would be a rental.

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#321347 - 07/31/10 04:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Sure and I sympathize of the plight of the New Yorker with all of those pretentious man-hating lesbians one can understand the cynicism of the denizen of the Big Apple, but there are many fine and willing young women down here for the heterosexual man, and they don't have the dreaded New York attitude.

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#321348 - 07/31/10 06:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

there are many fine and willing young women down here for the heterosexual man, and they don't have the dreaded New York attitude.




I don't doubt that. I just suspect she's somehow lives in the same dimension as Phlog's "gum drop tittied" girl a few New Years Eve's ago.

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#321349 - 07/31/10 06:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You New Yorkers are too cynical to enjoy life. There are dozens of sluts down here who will suck your dick and let you fuck the shit out of them for less than sixty bucks. Ain't sharing Liz with none of ya, cuz she is too young and cute for your scurvy asses. Man when I was fucking her and Muffen back in 2005, those were two of the best teenage sluts whose relatively unploughed fields a man could plough. Liz is kind of a Brandon Iron girl, while Muffen was Stagliano material and neither one had that arrogant New York attitude, they wre nice as pie. The sluts of Baltimore are one of our finest products. The rest of you are better off not knowing what you are missing.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (07/31/10 06:43 PM)

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#321350 - 07/31/10 07:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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In all fairness, I've never had a Baltimore girl. So, I cannot dispute your claims.

BUT, my brother has, and one of the reasons he left Baltimore was the vacuum of quality girls. Certainly he's more into high end girls. But, even when he lived there, after he found the local fair limited, he imported a Philly girl to share his abode.
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#321351 - 07/31/10 07:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I bought 4 bags of sand



and watched my kid play all afternoon in the sandbox. I can't wait until the toys I ordered from Amazon are in. I'm going to have to buy another umbrella to put over the box so he doesn't get burnt.


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#321352 - 08/01/10 01:05 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

another t shirt from that company i am digging on. i have been doing work as far as the shop girl. Bumped into her at a bar on tues; she walked up and gave me a little kiss when i went in yesterday. Patience...



How much was the tee?




28 bucks.
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#321353 - 08/01/10 01:56 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

another t shirt from that company i am digging on. i have been doing work as far as the shop girl. Bumped into her at a bar on tues; she walked up and gave me a little kiss when i went in yesterday. Patience...



How much was the tee?




28 bucks.



Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! You fucking overpaid for it! I bought 2 t-shirts yesterday for less than $14.00 each with coupon code on OPSGEAR.COM. It's one of those "alternative" t-hirts, right? They always advertise this company on Urban Dictionary whenever there is somekind of faggotry-related phrase entry.

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#321354 - 08/01/10 03:00 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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DJT/F-Sorry if anything I posted indicated in any way any a belief that Baltimore girls had developed a certain level of sophistication or other qualities desirable in a women with whom one would share an abode. I was strictly speaking in terms of a roll in the hay.

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#321355 - 08/01/10 04:23 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Today I'm wearing a t-shirt I got free with 3 packs of Camel cigarettes back in 1987.

Latest purchase was a Dolly Parton CD from the garage sale 4 houses down the street, $1, and a 15 drawer parts cabinet, $2.

Before that, I picked up 5 old radios and a frequency counter I won on eBay, total $50.

Now, I'm off to buy coffee from the blind guy that comes to the HamVention.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#321356 - 08/01/10 07:08 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

DJT/F-Sorry if anything I posted indicated in any way any a belief that Baltimore girls had developed a certain level of sophistication or other qualities desirable in a women with whom one would share an abode. I was strictly speaking in terms of a roll in the hay.




Ah, I see ...
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#321357 - 08/02/10 05:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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a non fancy cordless phone. And Panzer i will never take fashion or fitness advice from you...
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#321358 - 08/05/10 01:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
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A summary of your order is included for your reference below:

ITEM PRICE
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GF32-DVD - Gag Factor 32 DVD $29.95
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Total: $29.95
Domestic Shipping: $8.00
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Grand Total: $37.95
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Billing/Shipping Address:

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#321359 - 08/05/10 04:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Christ! Once again they reamed you on shipping.
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