Goal: $110.00
Bottles/cans recycled: 35x = $1.75
Left to go: 2,165x = $108.25

You should rob one of those old, bottle harvesting Chinese women. You should be able to take out a 4'10, 80 y/o woman wearing a grocery bag covered lamp shade for a a hat. They don't look that tough.

But they are surprisingly wire. An especially tricky people.

They are insane, these Chinese roaches. They also recycle in packs and get bottle "reinforcements" from Chinese grandpas on the bikes and also from the cars that huge garbage bags full of bottles in the trunks. They always yell out something that sounds like "mower" in the tone of "MowaaAaaAA!!!".





Earned $1.90 today with 38 bottles. So I have 2,127 more bottles to go:

How long did it take you to earn that buck and ninety cents, dude?

Like 15 minutes. I had to go back home twice to get more bottled. I live right next door to the bottle recycling machines. The worst part is waiting for these Chinese roaches to be done with their own ton of bottles.

truth in advertising.if only the rest of the world was as honest as panzer.

"A few weeks ago I was walking my dog a block away and this elderly asian lady was pushing a mountain full of recyclables up Grand Ave in the middle of the street,this was on a slight incline,she was struggling but eventually made it. At one time she asked me to help her but I politely said sorry,can't help you. I had my dog with me and I didn't want to risk getting hit by a car."

Look at it this way, Alex, you gave her a valuable lesson in self-reliance.

That was someone else 3 years ago, but I would ignore her as well.

This is what I say after I cash the bottle receipts; "Senk you very mach, vot urody!":



It's from this movie:

I returned 31 bottles and cans last night.

Are you challenging Alex to a Jew Off? OK, you each have to post pics of your receipts from the machines. First one to a hundred bucks wins.

Exactly $10.00 to a cent. A 2L bottle of diet Seagrams ginger ale and 4x "chubs" bottles of Poland Spring were rejected:

Nice to see Alex develop an avocation.

alex...you're working at .05 a return?. once again you're not a good jew.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/27/nyregi...count.html?_r=0

That joint aint far from where Alex lives. He has to get a cart and storage spot though. If he shows up w/ 7 bottles, he gonna keep getting pushed to the back, so regulars w/ cart loads can get taken care of.

i get .06 and a comp towards gas. it's tough how that ngas livin.

What the hell is Panzer gonna do with gasoline?? Clean his dick when he pulls it out of a tranny?

good call...the smell of gasoline might bring him back to the days of his youth when the copter pilots where dumping more loads on his mothers face than they were the chernobyl reactor. sorry i brought it up alex.

I challenge YOU to a Jew-off.

Damn Alex, you been served.

Alex has Jew skills. I hope that The Meat is prepared to rise to the occasion and be the type of Great Jew that can give Alex some stiff competition.

Look at my ULTIMATE Jew skill. I have all you motherfuckers BEAT. KING JEW. And to top it off the lady gave me and extra $0.06... just because I seduced her with my money grubbing Jew skills.

He now, no trickery. Bottles and cans. No scrappin a car to get a cheap win.

$12/100 for steel is good. Last I scrapped a car I got $10.50/100. I got a station wagon to scrap now, great deal. Bought it for $400. It got 27mpg and I put about 35K miles on it over 2 years, w/next to no repairs, and I'll get like $250 scrap value out of it, after I pull all the fuses, lights and catalytic converter.

I began doing the list to see how many bottles/can I find per day. Today I found 22x of them so far.

And I also have 134 MyCoke Rewards points.

I got 452 empty bottles and cans. People who throwed them away are suckers. I spent $1 on a piece of pizza, and $5 on bus fare to get a free small Starbucks lemonade by the Barclays Center.

Prokorov is rich Russian scumbag who made his money mining. I hope to be like him one day. I mine for metals and plastics in garbage cans. I also mine for gold in tranny butts.

Tranny Butt Gold. Call Discovery.

You do that Jerkules?

That was written during my short time as Game Ninja. In real life, trannies bug me out.

when you recycle cans at the machine does it have to be completely intact to be scanned?we crush ours just a little in the center.would they still be scanned?

The can has to be just in shape so the laser can scan the barcode. It works better on cans than on bottles.

ah.thanks.

$61.00 so far, 980x more bottles/cans to go.

ok ill ask,whats the remaining money gonna buy you?

Ravelli background crossbar or a hooker.

I managed to take 4x bottles from the college's trash bin when out of nowhere a security guard appear and asked what I was doing in the garbage bin and I told him that I was looking for my homework assignment that "I accidentally threw out earlier". There's lot of empty bottles in the college's garbage bins and most of them feature 3-point caps.

Go with your second choice.

Red line = no money:

What's your current total?

Around $73

$113.75

$131.35

I forget, are you setting the money aside for a specific purpose, or are you just spending it as it comes in?

^^^ Tranny escorts.