So you shoved yer dog in to your sweats while they were on you? I think if you want a real party, you gotta get a tinier critter. But remember to remove the teeth and claws first, so you don't have a remake of the Sid Vicious (wrestler) and his pet squirrel incident.

Busted ribs gotta suck for a dog. How old is he? I've punted a dog a time or 2 in my youth, and never come close to cracking a rib on one.

Edit: Not that I think Charin kicked his dog, unless maybe the dog was trying to get first dibs on hooker corpse. Don't dip into his tramadol.