After they receive the order, they have to beat on the Chinese slaves to make the product and ship it over, that takes time, Mr. Impatient.

Never, ever buy anything from Direct Response Ads on TV. One of my fun activities is to Google any of those products and read the complaints.

The Rubber in the Can -- Flex-Seal -- way over-priced shit that is even scammier. Good ol' Phil Swift (with the squeaky voice in the commercial) and his brother (not in the commercial) have a racket with the website and phone order service where you end up being charged between $80-$120 because they send you like eight cans instead of the two and if you complain, the company reps verbally abuse you and threaten your credit rating.

The One-Second Needle -- hawked by Anthony Sullivan -- one of AJ Khubani's Telebrands cheap Chinese piece-of-shit products. The gimmick is you could thread it blindfolded because there is a notch cut out the eye. The only problem with the product is that it won't penetrate cloth without bending because it is made with shitty metal and is not sharp. Not qualities one wants in a sewing product.

If you must absolutely must have these products, many drug stores have a "As Seen On TV" section and you can actually get the product for the price advertised on TV without all the scammy ordering systems and ridiculous handling fees.