She easily holds up with the current porn whore batch and probably had better surgical skills involved than a lot of them.

If her name was Lindsay Smith rather than Lindsay Lohan she would at best be a Craigslist/Backpages level coke whore. On a bad day she might be turning forty dollar tricks on Wilkens avenue. At best she would be getting her asshole stretched by some mope on Brazzers or Naughty America.

Probably. Looking at whores like April O'Neil with her ridiculously witchy nose and English incest teeth, one could get the impression that it's only a matter of holes. Well.

April O'Neil is a Mexican girl using a gringa stage name in her porn whore career. She does have a nice set of tits, but otherwise has only her youth going for her. By the time she is as old as Linday Lohan her youthful looks will be long gone and she will either be fat after giving birth to a series of babies or doing the donkey show circuit.

Her tits aren't exactly hot shit either. Some solid faking, nothing more and after she's done trending the DP trend, she'll be out quickly, sooner if she doesn't start soon. 88 lbs according to IAFD. HeHe.