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#575196 - 11/25/12 12:58 PM
Re: Charlie Sheen offers Lindsay Lohan advice
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He also offered her $100,000 to pay off the IRS. Looks like her porn debut isn't that far off, after all.
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#575200 - 11/25/12 02:11 PM
Re: Charlie Sheen offers Lindsay Lohan advice
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I hope they aren't charging her tax on the jewelery and clothing she steals, or the money she gets from privates.
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#575205 - 11/25/12 03:19 PM
Re: Charlie Sheen offers Lindsay Lohan advice
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Ummm... That IS last year's Charlie Sheen giving the advice: "Posted: 2:10 PM, February 16, 2011" It even mentions that he's ready to report to work for CBS on 2 1/2 Men, which he's not even on anymore.
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#575207 - 11/25/12 03:37 PM
Re: Charlie Sheen offers Lindsay Lohan advice
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Lindsay Lohan is aging like a Baltimore street whore, and I ought to know. What happened to the emoticons?
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#575288 - 11/26/12 06:03 AM
Re: Charlie Sheen offers Lindsay Lohan advice
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Registered: 04/16/09
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I'd donate a hundred thousand to the prosecution team with hope that worthless cunt will spend a few years getting raped in the ass by women the resemble a cross between liza minnelli and robert z'dar on steroids.
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#575294 - 11/26/12 07:55 AM
Re: Charlie Sheen offers Lindsay Lohan advice
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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I hope she goes broke and lands in porn valley so I can fap to her getting DP'ed.
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#575298 - 11/26/12 09:05 AM
Re: Charlie Sheen offers Lindsay Lohan advice
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Porn Jesus
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Nah, she goes for high dollar tricks. She will be institutionalized before she gets to porn.
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#575300 - 11/26/12 09:55 AM
Re: Charlie Sheen offers Lindsay Lohan advice
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If her name was Lindsay Smith rather than Lindsay Lohan she would at best be a Craigslist/Backpages level coke whore. On a bad day she might be turning forty dollar tricks on Wilkens avenue. At best she would be getting her asshole stretched by some mope on Brazzers or Naughty America.
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#575302 - 11/26/12 10:14 AM
Re: Charlie Sheen offers Lindsay Lohan advice
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April O'Neil is a Mexican girl using a gringa stage name in her porn whore career. She does have a nice set of tits, but otherwise has only her youth going for her. By the time she is as old as Linday Lohan her youthful looks will be long gone and she will either be fat after giving birth to a series of babies or doing the donkey show circuit.
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#575309 - 11/26/12 02:36 PM
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She easily holds up with the current porn whore batch and probably had better surgical skills involved than a lot of them. If her name was Lindsay Smith rather than Lindsay Lohan she would at best be a Craigslist/Backpages level coke whore. On a bad day she might be turning forty dollar tricks on Wilkens avenue. At best she would be getting her asshole stretched by some mope on Brazzers or Naughty America. Probably. Looking at whores like April O'Neil with her ridiculously witchy nose and English incest teeth, one could get the impression that it's only a matter of holes. Well. April O'Neil is a Mexican girl using a gringa stage name in her porn whore career. She does have a nice set of tits, but otherwise has only her youth going for her. By the time she is as old as Linday Lohan her youthful looks will be long gone and she will either be fat after giving birth to a series of babies or doing the donkey show circuit. Her tits aren't exactly hot shit either. Some solid faking, nothing more and after she's done trending the DP trend, she'll be out quickly, sooner if she doesn't start soon. 88 lbs according to IAFD. HeHe. these two could have their own podcast...
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#575316 - 11/26/12 05:06 PM
Re: Charlie Sheen offers Lindsay Lohan advice
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he shouldve offered her a line off his dick.
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