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#1735 - 05/29/10 11:58 PM
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Human Garbage
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Exactly Figgs, who the fuck IS Monica Foster? If you guys were a bit more familiar with current musical selections, you'd know the quote from my blog that some peeps here are STILL reading for whatever reason is from Lincoln Park's "Numb" featuring Jay Z http://www.lyricsbay.com/numb_encore_lyrics-linkin_park.html I know who Monica Foster is <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bentoverbanana.gif" alt="" /> WTF is a Figgs? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sportswami.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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#1736 - 05/30/10 12:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I thought monica stopped posting on here because eric offended her.
These negroes keep threatening to leave but never do. Nice to see you here again Monica.
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#1737 - 05/30/10 01:00 AM
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Pervert
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Exactly Figgs, who the fuck IS Monica Foster? If you guys were a bit more familiar with current musical selections, you'd know the quote from my blog that some peeps here are STILL reading for whatever reason is from Lincoln Park's "Numb" featuring Jay Z http://www.lyricsbay.com/numb_encore_lyrics-linkin_park.html Monica, "I came, I saw, I conquered" or "Veni, vidi, vici" is a famous quote attributed to Julius Ceasar. According to historians, he wrote it in 47 BC after he won a decisive victory in a short war against Pontus. That was most likely before Jay Z's ancestors built their first mud hut.
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#1738 - 05/30/10 07:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
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princess superstar put her own spin on that quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3oQA6lXuXE
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#1740 - 05/31/10 08:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I just want to see your tits
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#1742 - 06/01/10 10:45 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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Pretty:
hey its not agent provocateur but its just gonna get nutt all over it anyhow
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#1743 - 06/02/10 11:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"I'm in for the night. Time to take a xanax and read the Ikea catalogue." -my neighbor.
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#1744 - 06/04/10 09:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Who would have thunk that a guy who starred in testicle torture videos would be violent and mentally unstable??
Fiend
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#1745 - 06/07/10 02:52 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/19/08
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"If it was a choice in my life, I'd try to better analyze whether I think that BP has made bad choices that I feel that were neglectful or reckless or avoidable."
Holy shit. Sometimes, I wish that there were such a concept as criminal hypocrisy. The penalty would be death, and anyone at all could justifiably deliver the punishment.
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#1746 - 06/07/10 07:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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When did mopes become people?? -Fiend
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#1747 - 06/08/10 03:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Later on, I'll throw on a Fuck Team Five of yours and see if I can smoke enough pot to forget you fucked Porno Dan. My GF is a Nosy Bitch, to Ashli Orion...
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#1748 - 06/08/10 09:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You got owned by the anime fag. Post all the gifs you want but that won't change anything.-Fiend to Franky Figgs
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#1749 - 06/08/10 10:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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spell my name right at least. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#1750 - 06/09/10 04:01 PM
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"A good acid trip or a 3 day tequila bender would help you a great deal." ---Chuck, Vegetarian Fanboi <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/drunky.gif" alt="" />
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#1751 - 06/14/10 03:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You know how the beginning of the gagfactor videos has all the mopes swarming around the whore groping away? That's the reality of Abby Sunderland's life for the next week or so. Tritone should approve since it will be almost 100% IR.
JasonH
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#1752 - 06/23/10 06:25 AM
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"gross. i hope anita cannibal calls osha on shutting down your kitchen."
---Cum Stains, to Panzer.
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#1753 - 06/24/10 06:09 PM
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Gay For Pay
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If you're looking for someone here to network with and then sponsor you for membership in NAMBLA drop JRV a line. -Jigaloo
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#1754 - 06/26/10 11:59 PM
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"If (Shy Love) was so smart, her ass would have some structural integrity at this point...
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#1755 - 06/27/10 05:31 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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#1756 - 07/06/10 09:05 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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I can't tell the difference in quality.
Panzer
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#1757 - 07/09/10 03:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
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If I may use something of an analogy here, back when I was a kid my parents would let me go fishing, climb around in trees or on the porch roof of our house, ride mini-bikes and three-wheelers, camp out along a riverbed, and tons of other stuff with a degree of danger totally unsupervised. Then came this neighborhood bully/judge, jury, and executioner called SRS and the next generation of parents reacted to this by pretty much chaining their kids in their living rooms, giving them video game consoles, and not letting do anything with even the slightest risk of danger.
Long time XPT posters are like my parents. They pretty much let most stuff go, assuming that new posters would learn from their mistakes, and would only intervene to whip someone's ass when that someone truly did something that needed immediate attention and a strong response to.
Then a couple of years ago alt-i.d.s started playing havoc with the board, leading to much foaming at the mouth and a lot of folks running around like their hair was on fire. Since then this board sees alts in every shadow and around every corner. Just like the modern day social worker the alt has become the boogeyman.
- The Unknown Pervert
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#1758 - 07/12/10 08:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"Asa is dressed in a blue bra and panties and has quite the colorful design over her pussy. She walks down the stairs and Mr. Pete is quite taken with the new trend. He starts taking pictures with his cell phone and then they start making out. He licks his cooch before Asa has a crack at his cock." -excerpt from captain jacks gaydt review of vajazzled
i guess hes a big buck angel fan.
"But the funniest thing that happen is one the guy's used a porn move on me. Yep, he fish hooked me!... Real hard.... But other then that just some scratches. I'm ok! But leave that N word stuff out when refering to me. I do have a biracial son."-mr pete
"I was at the club with Lee Carver, but we left early because the bouncer wouldn't let Bono in because he was just too ghetto for them. jessica drake tried to convince the bouncer with money, but the bouncer was honest enough to refuse it because he admitted the other bouncers would throw Bono out anyway."-gaymorbidthoughts
i think they wouldnt let bono in cuz he looks very likely to try to drug someone.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#1759 - 07/16/10 06:27 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
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You want a chip or something?? This isn't AA............... Fiend to Charin
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#1760 - 07/16/10 07:12 PM
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"Some people have weird fetishes!"
---Ben. Quoted for the sheer irony.
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#1761 - 07/16/10 07:13 PM
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"Higher end of the Brandon scale is like saying you drive a Kia but it's fully loaded."
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#1762 - 07/20/10 09:00 PM
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Human Garbage
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Dude, She is totally going to want to date you now and make slow passionate love to you. She has seen what is really important and its not cock size or wallet size but the size of your big heart. Just kidding, you are a faggot. ..........Fiend
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#1763 - 07/27/10 01:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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"Jules Jordan is not even a director any more. He releases a new movie every 4 months or so, and most of his recent releases have been black oriented. I swear if his next release is another fucking Black Owned, LTI, OYGB, or Mandingo movie, I'm going to have big suspicions on that guy.
The only person on his roster that puts out good stuff is Everhard.
And by the way, he should drop releasing that shitty content from Chris Rolie and Cruel Media."-disgruntled gaydter
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#1764 - 08/04/10 05:57 PM
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"You're confusing balls with compassion! No wonder you have to hire hookers."
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#1765 - 08/04/10 06:44 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
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#1766 - 08/07/10 11:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Hello Pot?
Yeah?
It's kettle, you're a fat nagger!
Smokey
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#1767 - 08/10/10 12:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Religious factions will go on imposing their will on others unless the decent people connected to them recognize that religion has no place in public policy. They must learn to make their views known without trying to make their views the only alternatives.
- Barry Goldwater
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#1768 - 08/10/10 04:08 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Theocracy in power, from Savonarola to Ahmadenijad is corrupt and dictatorial.
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#1769 - 08/10/10 04:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Theocracy in power, from Savonarola to Ahmadenijad is corrupt and dictatorial. Like contracting to faith-based organizations??
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#1770 - 08/10/10 04:46 PM
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I'm normally a stickler for format in this thread, but this deserves an exception: [20:41] <Tritone> I'm getting hard just thinking about you saying that Jasmine.
[20:43] <Tritone> I have three inches in my pants for you Jasmine.
[20:44] <+JasmineTame> aw 3 inches
[20:44] <+JasmineTame> thats cute
[20:44] <Tritone> Not all blacks are well endowed. I am proof of that.
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#1771 - 08/11/10 11:22 PM
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Gay For Pay
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You both look like shit so maybe she just mad at ugly. -guapo <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolling1.gif" alt="" />
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#1772 - 08/13/10 05:02 PM
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"Poli-Sci did a scene in Gag Factor 13."
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#1773 - 08/14/10 03:17 PM
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"I want to visit (my friend at the anorexia treatment center) but I'm afraid that the people there will think I'm fat."
---Gia J, on the phone a minute ago
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#1774 - 08/14/10 03:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />
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#1775 - 08/14/10 04:07 PM
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Well, you didn't see it posted here, didja?
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#1776 - 08/14/10 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Well, you didn't see it posted here, didja? Nope. But, honestly, I've been staying in General Porn and AWOP. And, I haven't been in AWOP for a bit. People keep bothering me to get involved in the cage, so I haven't been there since "my return". Anyway, what else did she say? Does she think Brynn Tyler is fat? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/drunky.gif" alt="" />
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#1777 - 08/14/10 04:30 PM
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She said you'd never get up the nerve to get off yer arse and go see Lexi Belle in person at the NJ Exxxotica show. Instead, you'd sit at home, defending her honor against the whores and mopes (and mopez) of XPT.
Nah, she didn't say that. I did.
Sláinte mhaith, mo dheartháir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/drunky.gif" alt="" />
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#1778 - 08/14/10 04:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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She said you'd never get up the nerve to get off yer arse and go see Lexi Belle in person at the NJ Exxxotica show. Whoever said it is likely correct. I'm that odd breed of stalker who can't be bothered to leave his couch. I don't even "follow" her "tweets" unless Mopez sends me screencaps. But, I am an odd breed. A fanboi who lives in an environment considered hostile, if not fatal, to fanbois. On the other hand, fanboi-ing here isn't really fanboi-ing since it is unlikely that any of the objects of my affection ever read my fawnings. If a fanboi posts pathetic drivel to whores who are NEVER going to read it, does he even exist?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/huh.gif" alt="" /> If she somehow had a remote clue I existed, [again, I doubt she reads this board and I doubt CXXX and/or Gia have tattled on me as threatened] I would bet she would abnegate any services I could offer with indifferent disdain. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/pacifyme.gif" alt="" /> That is if "Lexi's Lexicon" includes "abnegate". <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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#1779 - 08/14/10 04:54 PM
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Oh, fer fuck's sake. Go and tell her she's not fat. Even if she looks at you like you've got three heads, she'll be looking at the rest of the fanbois the same way so what's the difference. Consider it a form of therapy.
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#1780 - 08/14/10 09:53 PM
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When I get to the front of the line, miserable, nosy girl friend in tow, I'll tell her how hot she is, and I don't care what Didymus Judas Thomas on XPT says, she is not fat, she's adorable. Surely the restraining order keeps you at such a distance you won't be able to refute my commments. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
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#1781 - 08/15/10 08:45 AM
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Gag Factor Guru
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What the fuck is wrong with you? -ubiquitous
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#1782 - 08/15/10 10:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
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When I get to the front of the line, miserable, nosy girl friend in tow, I'll tell her how hot she is, and I don't care what Didymus Judas Thomas on XPT says, she is not fat, she's adorable. Surely the restraining order keeps you at such a distance you won't be able to refute my commments. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> The most effective restraining order is the voice in my head that tell me to leave the pretty girls alone. They have no use for a miserable bi-polar know-it-all slob. How does your GF react when you say another girl is "adorable" in front of her? Does she read your posts?
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#1783 - 08/15/10 02:20 PM
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She has read my posts in the past, that's why my screen name is what it is.
If I say a girl is adorable? Well, one time as a joke while watching a cartoon w/ our son, I said "The chick in the pink scuba suit is hot," and she stormed out of the room. At the porn expo, she may give me a pass, because I usually buy her toys and all the sex in the air gets her horny as hell.
In closing, please take no offense at anything I post late night on the weekends. I'm probably drunk and/or high.
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#1784 - 08/15/10 02:48 PM
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#1785 - 08/15/10 06:05 PM
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She has read my posts in the past, that's why my screen name is what it is. Did seeing her "mentioned" in your screename make her more of a bitch or earn you some space? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> Or, is she one of "those" that not only accepts, but relishes, being so called and lords the title over her entire domain?
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