Those nudist lifestyle freaks in SF are totally out of control, so I propose a ban that only allows bitches with hot bodies to go nude in public.
San Franciscans may be forced to wear clothes outside of their homes and some nude activists aren't pleased.
City lawmakers are scheduled to vote Tuesday on an ordinance that, if passed, would make it illegal for anyone over the age of 5 to expose their genitals in public. Exemptions will be made for parades and festivals held under a city permit, according to the ordinance.
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