I haven’t been marking the calendar, but it’s weird to see this series already at number 9, number 9, number 9... I buried Paul. Sorry, just having a flashback. However, it really has some great scenes featuring some great babes putting on some great performances. Geez, I’m starting to sound like I’m hawking Frosted Flakes, but fuck that because this flick is a blurry fist frost thrower. Yeah, I know sometimes Jerry T. is the scoff target of some gonzo perverts, but that’s unfortunate. They can shove it up the sunless crevice when he releases a smoker like this. You see, Jerry and I go back like rocking chairs and I’m not saying he’s old; it is I who feels old to admit that his Sex Fifth Avenue was one of the first pornos purchased by me when I was a young jizz jedi in training.... Shhh, don’t tell mom I picked it up at a flea market at an underage I will not reveal. Speaking of that, I got it because of Traci Lords, not because of the director and who wouldn’t? Like, for example, I watched New Wave Hookers for only one reason and it wasn’t because it was a genius creation of Gregory Dark.
I think the point that I’m trying to make is that a director is only as good as his star slutlets. It’s up to him to get the most out of them and not squander a firecracker performance with sloppy camera angles and shoddy editing because it would be a shame to botch a movie featuring the me-likes of Jennifer Luv, Gia Paloma and Avena Lee. A decent script w/ an insidious edge only Nelson X could provide helps the wavelength crest somewhere just right... The only flaw here was the presence of the skanky Melanie X. Well, to make a long story about Jerry sonnet short I’m not saying everything he does is dope, but don’t sleep on Nymph Fever 9 like a Rip Van Winkle of hardcore ignorance. Why? Because you’d miss out on the nut bustin’ scenes featuring the 3 babes mentioned above. Everybody should already know what Gia Paloma brings to the sinner table and Jennifer Luv is a totally gonzo nymphetamine here, but an especially potent Avena Lee performance got me thinking of Luci Thai who gets my pecker flagpole high. Fuck yeah!
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it could've been "whoremonica" but that might bring to mind Monica Lewinsky. 
or does it? 
if not it'll be known as the whoremonica... lemme know 
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