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#652587 - 07/21/19 09:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
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Got some Lotusse penny loafers used. I was on the fence about used kicks, but couldn't beat the price (85 bones. theyre over 400 new). and they're just broken in enough.
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#652590 - 07/22/19 11:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: tattypatty]
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Bunch of beard care stuff. I really like this little German brush. It's called a Stern mustache brush, but I use it on my beard and it feels fucking great. It's about the length of your finger.




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#652591 - 07/24/19 11:37 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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2 pairs of boots at timberland. Buy one get one 70% off, plus another 20% off total purchase.

Prime day i got a 10" fire tablet, 2 - 256gb micro sd cards for$40, star wars lego Y wing fighter for $20 off, and a metal jerry can because i am fuckin sick of the stupid spill proof spouts on plastic gas cans.

2 Lazy Boy Alston Big & Tall Executive Chairs. Amazing deal from Sams Club. $220 each in store, but online $70 off each, w/ free shipping for plus members. These things are Cadillac level luxury. Using them as dining room chairs. 350lb weight limit, so me and a 100lb bimbo would be a perfect fit.
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#652602 - 07/28/19 09:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
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Pink blazer by Penguin.
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#652677 - 08/06/19 11:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Registered: 04/16/09
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$75 throw. She let me shove my dick in her throat until she coughed and teared up. Same bitch ate my load for $100. I nutted in her twat bareback. I do super sketchy shit like this but I am afraid to smoke weed for getting popped with random UAs or arrests.
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#652682 - 08/07/19 03:22 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
$75 throw. She let me shove my dick in her throat until she coughed and teared up. Same bitch ate my load for $100. I nutted in her twat bareback. I do super sketchy shit like this but I am afraid to smoke weed for getting popped with random UAs or arrests.


You ever take souvenir pix of the whores?
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#652689 - 08/07/19 08:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
$75 throw. She let me shove my dick in her throat until she coughed and teared up. Same bitch ate my load for $100. I nutted in her twat bareback. I do super sketchy shit like this but I am afraid to smoke weed for getting popped with random UAs or arrests.


You ever take souvenir pix of the whores?


Why do you ask. You dont have any picture of your mom?
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#652695 - 08/09/19 01:40 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: CxGxPx]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
$75 throw. She let me shove my dick in her throat until she coughed and teared up. Same bitch ate my load for $100. I nutted in her twat bareback. I do super sketchy shit like this but I am afraid to smoke weed for getting popped with random UAs or arrests.


You ever take souvenir pix of the whores?


Why do you ask. You dont have any picture of your mom?


If they ask why you want a pic, tell em it is an easier souvenir than her ear.
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#652696 - 08/09/19 03:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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A recent little Mexican whore grabbed one of my guitars and tried to play it while she was naked. I wanted to take a picture of that because it was funny. Little brown nipples peaking over an instrument covered in band stickers with names like GANGRENE DISCHARGE and PSYCHO SADISTIC HATE RAPIST
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#652702 - 08/10/19 12:10 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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some unscented beard stuff
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#652754 - 08/29/19 02:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Short sleeve dress shirt from Topman. Sweatpants.
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#652764 - 08/31/19 09:52 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Gucci sunglasses.
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#652896 - 09/26/19 07:28 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Travel bag for trip.
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#652941 - 10/04/19 03:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Travel bag. Real nice dress shirt and selvedge jeans from that Crossroads spot.
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#653040 - 10/29/19 02:11 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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2 batteries for cordless phones - $7.95
very close to nuking my landline and porting the # to a cell phone, but until I do, I need the phones useable.

Basin Buddy - $11.63
gotta change faucet in kitchen, and eventually will in bathrooms, and a handyman friend said this will make it much easier. Also gonna need a sawzall blade, to cut the shelf out of the cabinet. I aint about to try and squeeze in there and wait for the shitty shelf to collapse under me.



Amazon, free next day shipping, because I didn't feet like spending my way above $35 to get Same Day.
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#653063 - 10/30/19 06:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Hair shit. This insane velvet cape at the church thrift . it's for a woman but it was so cheap i will prob resell it. Got a dope tan leather blazer from there too.
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#653076 - 11/01/19 01:28 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: tattypatty]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
Hair shit. This insane velvet cape at the church thrift . it's for a woman but it was so cheap i will prob resell it. Got a dope tan leather blazer from there too.


Man, when I was working for a moving company, a guy we moved gave me a sweet tan leather jacket, w/ belt, right out of a grimy 70s NYC movie. Dude was up to like three bills and said it would probably fit me well. My one buddy was jealous/being a dick, so he threw it away while cleaning out the truck in the morning.
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#653083 - 11/01/19 01:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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what a dick. I just got an overcoat and an insane pair of cowboy boots. 25 bucks for the boots. total 70's vibe.
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#655068 - 07/17/22 11:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Jesus. This thread has 20million page views.
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#655069 - 07/17/22 11:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Purchase from about 2 years ago, but figured i would tout a good product. I have been through a lot of bluetooth earbuds in the past 8-10yrs, wearing them in my shop, mowing the lawn, etc, and Anker is a cheap and durable brand. I get the ones with the part that goes around yer neck and are wired to buds in yer ears, because i would definitely lose or smash the airpod type.

Anker Soundcore Life U2 are my 2nd set of Ankers. They have lasted great and the sound is fine, whether phone call, music or podcast. Waaaay better than the 2 much more expensive Samsung models i had.

Also, they must have an amp in em, because their volume is independent of your device. Usually i have the my phone or tablet cranked and volume on headphones moderate, but sometimes there is distortion, and i can turn the device down then headphones up to remedy that.

Search em on Amazon, if yer in the market for cheap & durable w/ decent sound.
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#655152 - 09/10/22 02:39 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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