longsleeve undershirt. And fucking d cell batteries. Why the fuck are there items that still need to run on those goddamn things...

Yearly deductible for Aetna Global - $100.

Using insurance a bit late into the year but this is when I'm due for a full blood panel and gyno, etc.

New blow dryer @ Sally Beauty Suppies - $18.59 saved like $40 bucks being on clearance. My old one of 12 years won't die for the life of me so it's getting replaced.

Wyders Pear cider on sale at Ralphs!!!!

$400. LAX to Chicago round trip airfare.

how do you pop of the glider piece?

You going to shoot Sammura Shane or meet Smiling Arab?

it's adhesive, frank. just peel it off.

Or......

thanks lou.i wonder how long you can stretch out the lifespan of a razor doing that.

Went on a CD rampage spent a grand total of less than $50 for all of this.
















Observed a couple of cases of wonderful stupidity on display at the used CD stores I went to. I checked out the website of the first one and they supposedly had about ten different live Dead CDs on hand. When I got there I could find two. I told the guy at the counter who went out of the way to mention that he was the manager of seven of these stores. He then told me he was getting nothing for the Grateful Dead on his computer search. I told him I had checked less than an hour ago so he checked again and as he was typing this is what he said to me. "That's G-R-E-A-T-F-U-L-L D-E-A-D right?"

Second store is where I bought the North Mississippi All Stars CD. Clerk at the store was a big fan and couldn't believe that this CD lasted so long without being sold. As he was going on about how big of a fan of them he was another guy came up to the counter and asked where that band was from.

Bunch of booze for my grandpa as a new year's present:

1 liter of Starbucks creme for $9.99
375ml of Nemiroff honey-pepper vodka for $7.99
375ml of Bacardi for $6.99
200ml of Jack Daniel's black label for $9.99
50ml of Patron for $5.99 (the price tag looked like $2.99 from the distance)
50ml Jim Beam Rye for $1.99 (the price tag looked like $1.22 from the distance)
50ml Jim Beam Devil's Cut for $1.99 (the price tag looked like $1.22 from the distance)

Some razors have holes in the back of the lube strip, and you can puncture them out with a toothpick. The 3 and 4 blade Dorko's have that. I just change my blade every 1-2 weeks so I am not one of those people who keeps using the same blade forever.

Alex wouldn't you save money if you didn't shave?

More profiling awaits.

A new wireless continuous glucose monitor to replace the one I lost a few weeks back. They made this new one a lot smaller and thinner so I can take it out of the case and slip it into my front pocket when I go out drinking. The old one was shaped like a squished football and was too fat to slip into a pocket. That thing would always fall off when I'd get in and out of taxis and go flying away. From using this one for a day or so, it seems to be very accurate as well. They come in a few different colors and I got blue. My only worry is that someone will think it's an iPod and steal it.

I have the original blades that came on my orange, vibrating, whatever kind of razor it is. It's maybe 3 years old. The strip is long gone. I'm not a shave every day person.

Thanksgiving fixins. $50 bill.

Speaking of razors..Y'all remember the vibrating razor promotion Panzer posted a while back? I jumped on that and got one. I loved it. But I left it at our lake house which we let folks stay at from time to time. Someone I trusted enough to allow to stay for free in my vacation home stole it.

You got niggered out of your free Jew razor.

I like that razor. Gives a much better shave vibrating than turned off. Effortless really. I've only been shaving neck/jowls, so they replacement heads last a long time.

I'm not going Mountain Man w/ the beard this year. Ran a trimmer through it the other day, but I try and hold off until hair cuts and just have the barber trim it.

Last time at the barber shop, some broad cut my hair. I told her to trim the beard too, and she said, "You don't need your winter beard yet, huh?" So bad I wanted to ask if she was growing in her winter bush already or if she was holding off a bit too, but I don't wanna rock a shaved head.

Shitty Canon digital camera for free at Staples:





Found this woman somewhere on Broadway that dropped a bag-full of change onto the road and she began crouching and picking up the quarters and cents. So I whipped-out the camera and started to take photos of her and she went all hysterical and said that she don't know me and therefore it's illegal to take pictures of her:

What's the story behind that last picture?

Read the edited text there in the post.

I don't have the stones to just take a picture of a random person.

I do, as long as there is little to no chance of me being hurt.

ill trade you some porn dvds for the camera you jew.and yes non consensual pics are illegal.

Only if they are made for commercial use. Its a fair game if I took the photos from a pubic place (sidewalk) and posted it on the internets.

Alex is right. If you are out in public, you are fair game, unless you "personal space" is being violated, i.e upskirt pics via shoe or duffel bag cam.

Don'ty take photos of a pubic place.

$18.21 for new glasses after $300 allowance from health insurance.

I hate how glasses look on me. It's hard to find anything that looks somewhat decent so I get stuck with these Giogio Armani things that seem to be the only thing that works. Great fucking joy. (before only wore them at night for driving)

And then you posted her pic all over a bukakke board. I think Panzer's hacker is Chuck.

panzer gimme the camera.

Nah, no mo' dealing with you: you still owe me 7 postage stamps.

Maderma scar creme $13
Heavy creme, milk, brown sugar $5

i know you lil fucker.ill send em to you.

Be happy. That stuff has really come down in price. I paid for a lot of it in the past but not for myself. Luckily guys scars are still cool if they aren't disfiguring.

Do I even want to know what Panzer & Figgs have been sending each other that they owe each other postage?

i sent him some dvds,he sent me a flash drive and some candy as a bonus.

Bornyo, I bought a $100 scar gel at my dr's. fake tit girlfriends are telling me use that at first then after a few weeks, use Maderma. And DON'T use vit E topically on the scar for it will widen it.

and now he says you owe him?.

fuck that...leave the useless fuck hanging on the stamps or whatever collateral the cunt is hanging onto.

Or, simply hang the useless fuck for sending you a flash drive full of what are almost certainly felonious photos.

We're halfway there, all that's left is for Frankie to say Panzer is sending him death threats.

And child enema porn.

The DVDs were crappy anyway. I never bothered watching any of them and don't know where they are and don't wanna know where they are.

Big screwdriver for $15.00 at some local hardware joint on Bowery:

1) You don't live anywhere near The Bowery;

2) This photo suggests you're about to embark upon a career of boosting cars. I'd ask you to "report your findings," but I have a feeling the Police Blotter will take care of that for you. Besides, your Legal Aid lawyer will probably make you invoke that pesky Fifth Amendment.

Isn't it normally a good idea to learn how to drive before embarking on grand theft auto as a career?

That's never stopped Panzer: After all, he doesn't know how to cook. . .

It's a flash drive from Panzer, I assumed that was already on there. Most people bring a bottle of wine as a gift, Alex brings enema porn.

luckily for me and my eyes the flash drive was mint on card.

He's perfected the art of opening something then resealing it for returns.

I just bought a bottle of Night Train for JB and when I see him I'll throw it at his head.

Damn. He even "Panzers" Child Enema Porn.