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Upon utilizing my internet brain, Wikipedia, I have learned Hostess also owned Wonder Bread and Drakes. Wonder Bread sucks, Drakes is a terrible loss. Devil Dogs, Ring Dings, Yodels, Funny Bones. Good god, the horror of being denied such delicacies. Bimbo has already taken Entenmans, will it scoop up the Hostess brands in its attempt to monopolize the American Baked Goods Market?

Flags at half mast for the death of the Twinkie.

Fucking unions

Panzer is in mourning. He should take a day off from posting.

How long before that whore Little Debbie follows suit ?

Aaaaaaw shit. Drakes Coffee Cakes too. I forgot about the poor coffee cakes. They are sooo fucking good.

I had a Twinkie and one of the Chocolate Cupcakes yesterday. First time in years. Nothing to write home about. Way to stand up to the union.

Twinkies suck,but I'm going to miss those Ding Dongs.

I just realized that talking about twinks and ding dongs is pretty gay.

Alex is busy hoarding all the Twinkies in NY and going to sell them on ebay.

Too bad about Ho-Hos, best name for a snack food for perverts, but those stupid fuckin' union idiots deserve to be out of work before the holidays and beyond for being so stubborn.

All of their products are sold out at the local 2 marts.

I'm glad all the fatties are in a clamor to buy up all the Hostess stuff. It made for plenty of available parking at Whole Foods today.

Can you shove twinkies in your pussy?

Hostess owns Dolly Madison, so the unions just fucked America out of Zingers® as well. God damn.

F-U Whore. I'd say I hope one day something you love is taken from you, but you need a soul in order to love.

Something she most likely loved was taken from her already. Her current guy mentioned as much here regarding her mother.

Aww, don't go gettin serious. I'm just ramping up the angered fatty in me.

They were just saying on one of the O'bama news shows that they'll just sell the names and recipes.

About 20 seconds in the microwave makes Twinkies the perfect doper quasi- food.

I'm quite relaxed here, Jerky. Have fun on the dark side.

Yeah, fuck those guys for balking at taking a pay cut to subsidize bad management decisions.

God you fat fucks are such subservient suckups.

Wonder bread? Twinkies? Maybe if they didn't make such Panzeresque products they wouldn't be in this position in the first place.

From my quick read, the bad management decisions were spread over decades, not a recent occurrence. And if the union folk can walk in somewhere else and get the same pay they had, more power to them. If it was me, I'd eat the pay cut, then start sending out resumes.

I'm sure the union will find them jobs elsewhere.

Probably with whichever company buys up the detrius.

Holla! Soon they'll be baking Twinkies and HoHos down South, Union free, and paying a living wage. Lots of folks down here gonna be baking those twinkies.

facepalm for the stupid union. That money has to come from somewhere. You fucking "bake" twinkies. That's not a 75k/yr job.

Maybe you can bake the fucking twinkies Bornyo and supplement your social security payments.

You really are stupid, Meat.

I and my family have zero participation in the Hostess economic chain as we don't buy or eat or bake that garbage.

But I can tell you I've fired two structural engineers because of their shoddy, lackluster work on Flowers Bakery projects in my area.

Step it up, boy, or I'm going to totally dismiss you, stop responding to you at all, and deprive you of the ass kicking you and your type need to find a purpose in life. I'm your rich uncle right now, doling out the ass-kicking you need to stay alive, and I see through you. I'll take it away.

I don't do bakeries, Pops. Think bigger. If you think you can dole out an ass kicking by all means dole. I'll just be standing here mocking your bald-headed ass. lol.

You wouldn't know how to do a bakery or any other process building. They require you to calculate things like harmonics and impacts from presses as well as the most stupid, simple basic task such as not letting the god damned building fall down on itself.

Way above your pay grade and skill set.

I'm pretty much done with you unless you offer up something new.

You are my chattel for me to sell or trade at this point. I doubt I could get a pack of smokes for you, but with those shoes, maybe I could get a decent cigar for you. They indicate you have a receptive asshole and some black guys find that attractive.

I do seismic analysis at a Master level. I use SEAOC publications for the more basic stuff.

I'd use ASCE 7 -05 for the machinery.

So you were talking about chattel or something...

If porn hasn't done it, then it can't be done.

So, you're saying no?

I think it depends whose pussy it is. I bet some porn hoes can have a twinkie shoved in their ass.

I don't think that the recipe is such a big deal as the trademarks and the machinery like thousands of baking forms and the cream injectors.

I'm 100% sure that Bimbo will buy most if not all Hostess' assets. Hostess and Drake's for sure. Drake's products can be implemented to the Gansito collection.

The thing that sucked about the Twinkies is that they only had them in 3 choices: classic (vanilla cream), banana cream and chocolate cream. They never bothered to release strawberry cream, lime cream, caramel/dulce leche cream and peach creaml; all the cream flavors that I would buy.

And tranny cream, and ghetto butts cream...

Band name thread?

You do nothing at "Master" level except Bate.

Congratulations, boy, you proved your credentials. Have you framed it yet?

Fatty here, just chiming in to say that a couple hours in the freezer will also turn the twinkie into something magical. I always preferred the Little Deborahs to Hostess anyway. Way more bang for your fatass buck.

I had a fried Twinkie once. Wrapped in a tortilla, deep fried and hit with some powdered sugar. It was good, but a glass of milk would have made it better.

Some of my friends were talking about trying to deep-fry Oreos last night. Then she checked her cabinets and had no batter mix, no oil and no Oreos. Potheads are so damned funny.

Somebody as old as you shouldn't est that shit. Fucking hippies.

Homo says what?

I've frozen most of the Hostess treats at one time or another. Good shit, man. I agree about Little Debbie's being the superior treat, in general.

Lil Debbie, I go Oatmeal Cream Pie and Nutty Bars. Gotta get the cream pies in the giant box, so you get full sized ones.

Oatmeal Cream Pie. Porn clerkster man thought that some glorified cameraman is too deep in food fantasy land with whores smearing stuff all over each other and doing all sorts of shit. Whipped cream out of a can looks really shitty, no wonder it shows up in porn all the time.

Check out the name of the Mexican company that might buy Hostess. El Grupo Bimbo... lol
Guess they might be baked by a group of Mexican bimbos now instead of a bunch of American union idiots.
Viva Los Twinkies!



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I love the Bimbo!! I used to shop at the Fiesta Market in Yakima. Bimbo bread and pastries never failed to give me a snicker. "B"s in the same word are funny. Hopefully they'll have the foresight to make Twinkies with more flavor options.

Why is the Christian Science Monitor a respected news source?

Because they lean left?

Wouldn't that make them Zingers?

So, if Mexican workers are pissing in the Coronas because they know they're going to the US markets, what will they do in the Twinkies?

add some homemade mexi-batter to them.