If you insist, but, as with the budget, the numbers don't seem to be in your favor. Let's look at how comparable events unfolded under different administrations:









Cover up? How does testifying before a hostile Congress equal a cover up?


Petraeus to testify Friday before House committee on Libya assault

Clinton to testify before Congress about Benghazi attack


I get the feeling you'll next suggest that Petraeus, being a clever bastard, timed his romp with an unstable broad so that his life would implode at the very moment he was scheduled to testify about an attack that hadn't yet happened. No matter. As soon as this lie is disproven, you'll come back with three more. It's what you do. Just remember three things:


(I) Just because you cry "coverup" a thousand times doesn't mean there is one;

(II) Just because you claim to be an, ahem "licensed structural engineer," doesn't mean you can identify rebar; and

(III) Just because you claim to be tall, doesn't mean you're not a dwarf, eh, shorty?