Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
I take a slice, peel off the cheese with toppings and put it on my face as a mask, and use the remaining slice with sauce to wipe my ass.


I had to quote this. And then you eat it, right?

I put the peeled cheese on your mom's head as a hat and the wiped crust with tomato sauce on her face as a mask.