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WOW, Miss Marie has taken it to a new level, she sent a mass email to people in the industry with the title "and i'm the circus freak?" and then just this image in it, It was passed on to me by one of the people lucky enough to recieve it, I'm sure its already got back to christian, where is it going to go now?

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This is precisely why it's so fun to pick on Christian. Here's a guy who will gladly pass judgment on everyone who crosses his path with regard to their sexual proclivities.

How does a conversation with Phoenix go down?

C: I can't believe you put a champagne bottle up your ass at the behest of my arch nemesis Keiran.

P: I can't believe you let a man with a boob job fuck you in the ass bareback, and had me watch.

C: That's not the same. I went to college.

P: And then there was the time when you ran around wearing a diaper before that geriatric whore fucked you in the ass. And you criticize me for the things I do for a buck?

C: You're just a circus freak who doesn't understand my advanced sexuality. I love everyone (except for the Donkey, Keiran, all those bitches who put me on their "no list" because I continue to have indiscriminate homosexual encounters, and of course everyone at Brazzers.) Maybe if you weren't so dumb and went to college like I did, you understand that I can show my love to my fellow man, in the same way that I show it to women.

P: So what does your dad think of your chosen profession?

C: Don't you talk about my father!!! I hate my father. He wasted his entire career in the military. He spent every single day surrounded by young men who were in shape, with sweat glistening on their ripped muscles and he never reached out to any of them. He never caressed them. He never silently placed his hand on their lower back and gave a gentle rub to let them know they could rely on him. (Christian lets out a sob at this point.)

P: Christian, do you know what turns women on?

C: I TURN WOMEN ON!!! My sexual prowess earned me the name "Max Diesel!"

P: Actually, I think plowing tranny ass earned you that name.

C: You're so dumb Phoenix. It's spelled "plough." If you went to college like I did, you would know the proper English spelling. Everything British is perfect. Especially my pimp's cock.

P: Fuck you and your British fetish you snaggle-toothed fag. "Plow" is known as an "Americanism" and is considered acceptable spelling. It's sort of like "tire" and "tyre."

C: (rolling his eyes in disgust) That's so American of you. This is why it can't work between us. You don't want to be British like I do.

P: Is that what you really think?

C: That is what I know, and I know everything because I went to college.

P: Well know this. I've got to run some errands before I head out of town. You see, I'm booked up this week. But maybe you could see if Laura has some yard work or other chores you could do around her house since you've got so much free time these days.

C: You only get hired because you're a circus freak. I bet you fuck guys off camera. You're such a rank amateur. If you were a professional like me, you wouldn't do that and people would respect you.

P: I've got to go now.

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BTW, Brazzers porn (while a bit sub-standard) beats the shit out of anything Naughty America pumps out.

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That doesn't even make sense.

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Yes, it does.
Few rounds through this would do you good.

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Nice try though, keep drawing on your nutsack in the meantime, homo

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Instead of using internet forums maybe Christian would be better off using this form of communication with Phoenix.

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Would that work by itself or in conjunction with the champagne bottle???

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Amen to all that... I have always liked Christian from the day I met him though

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This is precisely why it's so fun to pick on Christian. Here's a guy who will gladly pass judgment on everyone who crosses his path with regard to their sexual proclivities.

How does a conversation with Phoenix go down?

C: I can't believe you put a champagne bottle up your ass at the behest of my arch nemesis Keiran.

P: I can't believe you let a man with a boob job fuck you in the ass bareback, and had me watch.

C: That's not the same. I went to college.

P: And then there was the time when you ran around wearing a diaper before that geriatric whore fucked you in the ass. And you criticize me for the things I do for a buck?

C: You're just a circus freak who doesn't understand my advanced sexuality. I love everyone (except for the Donkey, Keiran, all those bitches who put me on their "no list" because I continue to have indiscriminate homosexual encounters, and of course everyone at Brazzers.) Maybe if you weren't so dumb and went to college like I did, you understand that I can show my love to my fellow man, in the same way that I show it to women.

P: So what does your dad think of your chosen profession?

C: Don't you talk about my father!!! I hate my father. He wasted his entire career in the military. He spent every single day surrounded by young men who were in shape, with sweat glistening on their ripped muscles and he never reached out to any of them. He never caressed them. He never silently placed his hand on their lower back and gave a gentle rub to let them know they could rely on him. (Christian lets out a sob at this point.)

P: Christian, do you know what turns women on?

C: I TURN WOMEN ON!!! My sexual prowess earned me the name "Max Diesel!"

P: Actually, I think plowing tranny ass earned you that name.

C: You're so dumb Phoenix. It's spelled "plough." If you went to college like I did, you would know the proper English spelling. Everything British is perfect. Especially my pimp's cock.

P: Fuck you and your British fetish you snaggle-toothed fag. "Plow" is known as an "Americanism" and is considered acceptable spelling. It's sort of like "tire" and "tyre."

C: (rolling his eyes in disgust) That's so American of you. This is why it can't work between us. You don't want to be British like I do.

P: Is that what you really think?

C: That is what I know, and I know everything because I went to college.

P: Well know this. I've got to run some errands before I head out of town. You see, I'm booked up this week. But maybe you could see if Laura has some yard work or other chores you could do around her house since you've got so much free time these days.

C: You only get hired because you're a circus freak. I bet you fuck guys off camera. You're such a rank amateur. If you were a professional like me, you wouldn't do that and people would respect you.

P: I've got to go now.

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It is a strange stance for someone who demands understanding and acceptance from the sex acts her performs. I mean if you survey say 100 random men on what they would prefer to do if at gun point, put a bottle in their ass in a room full of people ORRRRRR take brazilian tranny penis in the ass im guessing you would get 86 for the bottle and 14 for the tranny and thats assuming that 20% of the men asked are gay.

What is most shocking about this thread was the close up of christians grill, for a man who puts in such effort in the gym and tanning bed to look his best its amazing that he has overlooked the simpliest of dental hygiene

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This is precisely why it's so fun to pick on Christian. Here's a guy who will gladly pass judgment on everyone who crosses his path with regard to their sexual proclivities.

How does a conversation with Phoenix go down?

C: I can't believe you put a champagne bottle up your ass at the behest of my arch nemesis Keiran.

P: I can't believe you let a man with a boob job fuck you in the ass bareback, and had me watch.

C: That's not the same. I went to college.

P: And then there was the time when you ran around wearing a diaper before that geriatric whore fucked you in the ass. And you criticize me for the things I do for a buck?

C: You're just a circus freak who doesn't understand my advanced sexuality. I love everyone (except for the Donkey, Keiran, all those bitches who put me on their "no list" because I continue to have indiscriminate homosexual encounters, and of course everyone at Brazzers.) Maybe if you weren't so dumb and went to college like I did, you understand that I can show my love to my fellow man, in the same way that I show it to women.

P: So what does your dad think of your chosen profession?

C: Don't you talk about my father!!! I hate my father. He wasted his entire career in the military. He spent every single day surrounded by young men who were in shape, with sweat glistening on their ripped muscles and he never reached out to any of them. He never caressed them. He never silently placed his hand on their lower back and gave a gentle rub to let them know they could rely on him. (Christian lets out a sob at this point.)

P: Christian, do you know what turns women on?

C: I TURN WOMEN ON!!! My sexual prowess earned me the name "Max Diesel!"

P: Actually, I think plowing tranny ass earned you that name.

C: You're so dumb Phoenix. It's spelled "plough." If you went to college like I did, you would know the proper English spelling. Everything British is perfect. Especially my pimp's cock.

P: Fuck you and your British fetish you snaggle-toothed fag. "Plow" is known as an "Americanism" and is considered acceptable spelling. It's sort of like "tire" and "tyre."

C: (rolling his eyes in disgust) That's so American of you. This is why it can't work between us. You don't want to be British like I do.

P: Is that what you really think?

C: That is what I know, and I know everything because I went to college.

P: Well know this. I've got to run some errands before I head out of town. You see, I'm booked up this week. But maybe you could see if Laura has some yard work or other chores you could do around her house since you've got so much free time these days.

C: You only get hired because you're a circus freak. I bet you fuck guys off camera. You're such a rank amateur. If you were a professional like me, you wouldn't do that and people would respect you.

P: I've got to go now.

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P: Fuck you and your British fetish you snaggle-toothed fag. "Plow" is known as an "Americanism" and is considered acceptable spelling. It's sort of like "tire" and "tyre."

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according to her housemate/bf? Christianxxx she's currently in hospital

this is what he wrote on his twitter:

in the emergency room with @pmarizzle as she is here overnight because sometimes even tough girls like her get laid up.
about 16 hours ago from web

last night wasn't too bad, well except for @pmarizzle waking up every 30 minutes and crying out for medicine and from the pain. good timesabout 5 hours ago from web

hope she's okay - she just came back from a trip to Miami after a shoot with Sara Jay for Bangbros

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Found this in Phoenix Marie's thread on freeones. Can anyone confirm?

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according to her housemate/bf? Christianxxx she's currently in hospital

this is what he wrote on his twitter:

in the emergency room with @pmarizzle as she is here overnight because sometimes even tough girls like her get laid up.
about 16 hours ago from web

last night wasn't too bad, well except for @pmarizzle waking up every 30 minutes and crying out for medicine and from the pain. good timesabout 5 hours ago from web

hope she's okay - she just came back from a trip to Miami after a shoot with Sara Jay for Bangbros

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God can you imagine anything worse than being that sick only to have your queer roommate saying I told you so in the corner,

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Found this in Phoenix Marie's thread on freeones. Can anyone confirm?

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according to her housemate/bf? Christianxxx she's currently in hospital

this is what he wrote on his twitter:

in the emergency room with @pmarizzle as she is here overnight because sometimes even tough girls like her get laid up.
about 16 hours ago from web

last night wasn't too bad, well except for @pmarizzle waking up every 30 minutes and crying out for medicine and from the pain. good timesabout 5 hours ago from web

hope she's okay - she just came back from a trip to Miami after a shoot with Sara Jay for Bangbros

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God can you imagine anything worse than being that sick only to have your queer roommate saying I told you so in the corner,

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You think maybe that was what the 'I told you so' that was referenced above was referring to?? Maybe??

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Have you figured out who/what 'being the queer roommate' was referenced above was referring to?? Or was that just some more of your witty sarcasm?

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I've gotta give credit to PW who aren't fundamentally damaged. Gia...Cuddos...

Allthough you've have some severe body image issues..and along with them some self loathing...

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thanks again for all of your concern for her well being. just kidding, i love XPT....where human emotion is never in season.

she is in serious pain and has been for a few days. She is having problems with her internal plumbing. It hasn't been much fun sleeping in the hospital nor listening to her cry from pain. Two days of this at least is the prognosis. Sucks for her right now.

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thanks again for all of your concern for her well being. just kidding, i love XPT....where human emotion is never in season.

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Mr. Clean,

You think after the verbal ass-kicking I took around here for the month of April (or was it May?), the herd was going to be sympathetic toward you & your whore?



The only emotion shown here is by butthurt stunt cocks & suitcase pimps, even if some of us don't hit it on-screen. Lesson learned? Or just another, "I'm rubber you're glue..." experience for you?

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thanks again for all of your concern for her well being. just kidding, i love XPT....where human emotion is never in season.

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Mr. Clean,

You think after the verbal ass-kicking I took around here for the month of April (or was it May?), the herd was going to be sympathetic toward you & your whore?



The only emotion shown here is by butthurt stunt cocks & suitcase pimps, even if some of us don't hit it on-screen. Lesson learned? Or just another, "I'm rubber you're glue..." experience for you?

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[stalker]I don't understand how the fuck anyone could divulge or devote that much attention to themselves on a webpage.[/stalker]

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[stalker]I don't understand how the fuck anyone could divulge or devote that much attention to themselves on a webpage.[/stalker]

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Chode to self "Man I fucked a porn star that now gives hand jobs at 100 bucks a pop while featuring at clubs...Scoreboard...Not bad for a ginger who got ass raped in gym class...I showed them...faggots....whazzat another non porn insider posting on XPT..I'll show him........type type type

BURN!!!!"

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type type type, that just reads funny. I always enjoy Eric's attempts to point out others as stalkers/obsesssive like 95% of the board is completely unaware of his history. Its good to have you back E dog.

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monkey, don't forget that he just gave me advice on how this board operates as well. lol oh really? Eric must not understand sarcasm when he reads it.

And if you think a yeast infection lands you in the hospital for 5 days, then you are truly retarded.

Keiran Lee expressed concern and his thoughts for her recovery. Jayden Jaymes was clueless until i texted her 30 minutes ago. Brett Brando as i suspected could care less.

But on the positive side many people have expressed concern for her and i appreciate every one of those. Sometimes people surprise you with how much they care. Well with the exception of the posters on this forum. lol

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thanks again for all of your concern for her well being. just kidding, i love XPT....where human emotion is never in season.

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monkey, don't forget that he just gave me advice on how this board operates as well. lol oh really? Eric must not understand sarcasm when he reads it.

And if you think a yeast infection lands you in the hospital for 5 days, then you are truly retarded.

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Hope she feels better...

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thanks again for all of your concern for her well being. just kidding, i love XPT....where human emotion is never in season.

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You weren't exactly a portrait in chivalry when you had that sig up , were you?

Champagne bottle +...yadda yadda = vaginosis.
Please spare us the wag of your finger....

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monkey, don't forget that he just gave me advice on how this board operates as well. lol oh really? Eric must not understand sarcasm when he reads it.

And if you think a yeast infection lands you in the hospital for 5 days, then you are truly retarded.

Keiran Lee expressed concern and his thoughts for her recovery. Jayden Jaymes was clueless until i texted her 30 minutes ago. Brett Brando as i suspected could care less.

But on the positive side many people have expressed concern for her and i appreciate every one of those. Sometimes people surprise you with how much they care. Well with the exception of the posters on this forum. lol

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Who said anything about a yeast infection? I assume there are many different types of things one can catch when in that setting with a bottle up ones behind. I might be wrong but isnt that how houdini died? I am sure it was from an infection due to anal bottle activities?

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if you play your cards right, this can be a very easy life. if you don't, you are forced to do things in order to survive.

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