Please don't bring up cumfarts. I believe I lost my copy of the original Cumfart Cocktails in a house fire. Sober, I couldn't sit through the cumfart drinking. Stoned, I used to stare and try to think what was going through the whores head as she was sitting there, tongue outstretched, just hoping for the load to get squeezed out quickly so she could run to her dealer and attempt to destroy the braincells that held the memory.

In all honesty though, I have a difficult time sitting and paying attention to porn unless I am stoned.