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#216012 - 08/30/08 06:08 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Heater Allen (McMinnville, OR) IsarWeizen
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#216013 - 08/30/08 06:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I havent had scotch in a long time....Glenmorangie is my Favorite, if I had to choose.



I like Scapa and Laphroaig.

I met a hot little half Maori at this chick's house yesterday. They invited me down to the Dom last night but I had to work out today, so the chick said "come watch her work tomorrow. A bunch of us gals are going". Turns out she's stripping her way across North America, So yeah, I'll be drinkin...
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#216014 - 08/30/08 09:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Quote:

Just got home ... Drinking scotch soon. Balvenie.




Holy poopers, I never would have pegged Gian J. as a Scotch whore...especially a "Drink at home alone" scotch whore. But that's pretty impressive, most chicks GAG at good whiskey, unless the chick is from Tennessee or from Bornyo's neck of the woods.

I havent had scotch in a long time....Glenmorangie is my Favorite, if I had to choose.

What is your alcohol tolerance in general these days Gia? I could have sworn a while back you told everyone u were something of a liteweight.....Also, do become harder or easier to fuck once you have been drinking? I totally love whores who routinely use Booze as the excuse to indulge their nympho tendencies....They wont give u the time of day when sober, or they act cold fishy ... but fuel them up with some booze and voila! it becomes a game of "Pick a hole, any hole...."




Lol. No, I never drink at home. I don't even keep alcohol at home. I drove to the bar that night with my friend. As far as personal access goes, no amount of booze can get me freaky with someone I'm not into; however, if I'm dating someone I really enjoy partying with them. Drunken gag factor sex with the back of my head hitting his Minotti sofa can intensify the hotness, but not a pre-req. Eventually, guys find out that getting me drunk is more expensive than taking me to dinner. When the girl can put away 7 or 8 straight vodkas on an empty stomach, your bar tab gets pretty high.
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#216015 - 08/31/08 07:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
Hell, two to three Mimosas later, you're all mine...

Lightweight...

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#216016 - 08/31/08 07:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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mimosas are for tards who can't do balvenie [/gia jordan]
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#216017 - 08/31/08 08:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Mimosas are for tards who didn't drink all the champagne the night before.
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#216018 - 08/31/08 08:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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that, too
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#216019 - 08/31/08 09:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
I'm drinking Robitussin. I'm sick as a fucking dog.
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#216020 - 09/02/08 11:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
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Just got home from my NFL fantasy draft. Many pitchers of beer both Bud and Bud light and now more cans of them. FWIW Stephen Jackson was my first pick at number five.
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#216021 - 09/03/08 07:26 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Sorry about the dumbass move with Stephen Jackson.

I'm drunk. Hello, friends and fuckups.

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#216022 - 09/03/08 07:30 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
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I like your new username. I've had a couple beers and I'm going to watch our next vice president speak. (I hear Fargo?)

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#216023 - 09/04/08 01:12 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
I took my civilian girl friend to the Rollerdollz/Adam and Eve party. Bitch was toast of the town. Very awesome.
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#216024 - 09/09/08 01:04 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Some vodka, and some coke. Then some vodka and 7-up. Mmm then some vodka. Soopah.
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#216025 - 09/09/08 05:40 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I am drinking this morning. I have a micky of brandy.
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#216026 - 09/11/08 04:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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A big bag full of Heineken tallboys.
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#216027 - 09/11/08 04:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Hey handful, How's it going?

The usual for me. Taking tomorrow off.

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#216028 - 09/11/08 05:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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the chick and i have one bottle of chateau d'yquem, think it's an '88 we got as a gift and nothing but a case or two of stuff years from maturing, but i'm going into get my ankle scoped tommorow morning and i'd like to just sleep, avoid anything but regular nsaids, and get to work in the afternoon without taking anything narcotic. half a bottle and a xanax with a few aleve should work fine.

btw, i cannot believe any white wine is so much better than others from the same region and age commands such a premium over them, i haven't had it in a while but it's certainly not mind-blowing. but a lot better than messing around with purple or white pills again for a little junk floating around the wheel.

i know i need to tape my ankle for sports with lateral movement after a few 3rd degree rolls that loosen tendons, but i thought i was safe taking the trash out. but no, there had to be an exposed pipe where NSTAR dug the street up.

don't cry for me argentina, the girl's randier than a stoat in heat tonight and is only half a glass into the bottle. 420 bucks in highlights and a haircut i can't notice are the greatest aphrodesiac known to man. oh, and some korean woman tore her pubes off on monday. approved.
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#216029 - 09/11/08 06:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
James, did you ever get any pain relief from Buppo's??

I am reading some shit on using Buprenorphine as an actual pain reliever in certain patients in certain situations.

Can they at least do a 24 nerve block so that you get a "head start" and the first 24 hrs pass with no pain, which buys you a day out of possibly the worst of the pain.

I'm with you in spirit bro, if not the next gurney over....I totally sympathize, nothing worse than trying to stay clean while actually having a REAL fucking need to take the shit.
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#216030 - 09/11/08 06:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Had an ice cold Becks and a blunt....Ohhhhhh it's been a long ass week with the Heblews.

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#216031 - 09/13/08 09:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
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I'm about to play some variant of "Three-man" with a group of Australian and French film students. This ought to be interesting.

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#216032 - 09/14/08 01:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I'm about to play some variant of "Three-man" with a group of Australian and French film students. This ought to be interesting.




do they have gumdrop tits?
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#216033 - 09/14/08 01:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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No, belaborator, they don't. Neither do they have much tolerance for the booze it seems.

Turned out to be the same rules I remember, except they referred to the Three Man as "The Big Chicken." You ought to be able to identify with that, eh pipsqueak?

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#216034 - 09/19/08 08:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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So if the oil from a beaver pelt can power an [LongDuckDong] automobeeeele??? [/LongDuckDong] for six hours, how many hours will it take to let these little shits create a reasonable facsimile of the Glen Canyon Dam, such that we can harvest their bodies and use them for fuel on a scale that would, say, power an alt.vehicle to deliver groceries from the local Bashas store in Page to the DaBurglar houseboat on Lake Powell?



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#216035 - 09/26/08 12:11 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Bank failures are always a time to celebrate.

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#216036 - 09/27/08 04:25 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216037 - 09/27/08 09:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Yebisu Black is not on my spreadsheet of 325 beers drank recently.

Will keep an eye out for it.

Tonight, 22-oz bottles of:

Hair of the Dog Blue Dot Double IPA
Great Divide Hades Ale
Boss Kozlate Bock Beer
Russian River Blind Pig
Anchor Porter

:banannastumbling:

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#216038 - 09/28/08 12:08 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Had a 2 really cold Peroni's I was surprised at how ice cold they were, they went down so quick, delicious.

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#216039 - 09/28/08 05:47 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216040 - 09/28/08 05:51 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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You really like that Nip beer huh have2? I never had that stuff ^^^ any good?
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#216041 - 09/28/08 06:05 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
have2cit Offline
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I don't usually like pilsner beer, but this was damn good.

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#216042 - 10/02/08 10:03 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Jameson & Ginger ale

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#216043 - 10/05/08 09:24 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216044 - 10/08/08 02:13 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Hi.
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#216045 - 10/08/08 03:03 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Hi.




Care to elaborate?

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#216046 - 10/10/08 06:00 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216047 - 10/18/08 08:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Loc: Portland
Russian River "Pliny the Elder"
Heater Allen "Bobtoberfest"
Samuel Smith "Oatmeal Stout"
Dubuisson "Scaldis Belgian Ale"
Widmer "Brrr"

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#216048 - 10/18/08 08:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Samuel Smith "Oatmeal Stout"





Now this stuff is excellent.

There's a beer named for Pliny the Elder? What variety? Lager? Porter?

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#216049 - 10/18/08 08:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Loc: Portland
Russian River's Pliny the Elder is the 9th highest-ranked beer at Beer Advocate.

I think it's overranked somewhat, as it's hop count pales in comparison to the various fresh hop beers that are being released now.



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#216050 - 10/18/08 10:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Cheap ass Carlo Rossi Blush.
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#216051 - 10/19/08 01:35 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
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:drunky;



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#216052 - 10/19/08 01:36 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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^^ Couple things:

I had no idea Ava Rose got so chub-chub! Her and Taryn Thomas have been feeding from the trough aka trashbin behind the local Wendy's. Her ass looks like a block of cheese after being placed in a microwave for 55 minutes. That ass is at LEAST two axe handles across now. Mia, stop playing WoW and start playing MoM with that food erasing sister.

There are subtle hints that Ryan Knox is a fag. Quite frankly I'm shocked.


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#216053 - 10/19/08 01:41 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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K1NG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best. Post. Ever.

I died laughing. Just brilliant. That's it, lock it up!!!!!!!!!!! K1NG HAS PWND THE THREAD!!!!
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#216054 - 10/19/08 01:59 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 10/05/08
Posts: 176
ROFL K1NG

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#216055 - 10/19/08 04:26 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Unless I bungee jump in my sled off the Stratosphere with Ava strapped to my lap and film it, this post Cant be topped....ever.

I am sure someone can put together other funny stories but it is better to be first than it is to be BETTER.

Thanks king.
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#216056 - 10/19/08 05:14 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Thanks k1ng! Great job.
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#216057 - 10/19/08 09:18 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Priceless.

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#216058 - 10/19/08 10:33 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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:drunky;








Nice work King, very productive. I can only imagine some of the other wild and crazy things you get into on a Saturday Night

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#216059 - 10/19/08 07:03 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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That was done perfect.

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#216060 - 10/19/08 07:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Let the accolades continue. Nice job K1ng. Made my evening.
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#216061 - 10/19/08 10:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
When I drink, I smoke...


Some Haze and Maker's never fails.
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