I'm a fan of Phish and the Grateful Dead. Today I did a search for similar jam bands and came across "Moe." . I'm really liking their music.

The Ramones on the Jerry Lewis Telethon, 1989. WWOR-9, Secaucus, NJ.

Is that your new workout music?

There is actually a semi-catchy song called Geronimo's Cadillac that Hoyt Axton covered. This is not that . I just love/hate this song because it shows what enormous faggot scum europeans are. listen to these fucking fags. they are such faggots they're not even gay. you could picture these two worthless fags talking about the lyrics saying "Ya alzo, Cadillac und Geronimos ess zo cool, ya?" I hope both these faggots die of AIDS.

Modern Talking is one more forgotten abortion in music.

The left one of the "fags" did a lot of reality television in Germany as a judge for music casting shows.

The USA doesn't have shows like that, right?

When I read your posts I imagine you are one of those dudes in a wheel chair that has to wear headgear to prevent hurting himself when he spazzes out trying the get words out of his mouth while all he accomplishes is drooling all over himself before someone puts the headband on your head with a stick on it you use to type on the keyboard. Am I close?

The USA has Heidi Klum judging people who don't look like her.

Fast food, popular culture, arms, democracy and more as exported goods is pretty special indeed.

When I read his posts I imagine his keyboard consists of entire words instead of letters and that he makes his posts by letting his cat walk across it.

Looking at that scrambled mess, your being a semi-literate retard doesn't really help your case.

When I read its posts I picture an immature, inexperienced -in-life, female librarian from doucheland currently stationed in the UK for some kind of clerical work or technical evaluation job. Maybe a proof reader or some type of tech manual writer or editor.
I find it best to read its posts in a whiney Stewie Griffin from Family Guy voice, if I even bother to read them at all.

The dysfunctional ones again.

And what, Li'l Pipsqueak, is this even supposed to represent?

it's a selfie

How many hours did it had to clean up before it looked that rational?

PETA has to have some mercy, get you euthanised and cut back on online access in its shelters.

My run on sentences make more sense than your incomplete ones.

Welcome to irony, spastic.

It being a retard is ironic

Dug in substantially. Probably settling.

C'mon, do we really have to have ^ this going through every fucking thread? I asked and, clearly, it hasn't learned anything.

No more of this shit.

Putting him in time out didn't work and corporal punishment seems to be impractical with his IP address. What would you suggest?

You mongoloids will probably end up doing some contrived nonsense going against almost every board practice again, obviously.

If corporal punishment is impractical, then I'd say let's go for capital punishment.

Ban him.



Edit:

C'mon, it's asking for it:

Change his title to "official retard" and then ignore him.

It certainly shouldn't be a Porn Jesus.

He will not be banned (or boxed or gimped) for calling me a mongoloid. I have done some things with avatars in the past so I am not entirely above reproach, but the best approach is to simply ignore him. If he keeps shitting up every thread with his garbage sentence fragments then all bets are off.

Dude, he made a comment, not being a dick to anyone, and everyone comes out of the woodwork to take a swing at him. I don't care if ya take swings at him, but don't start crying when he swings back.

If ya don't want it happening in every thread, then y'all should pick one thread to do it in. Make a Pipe's Post of the Day thread in the Cage and work the cut and paste.

Maybe Porn Jim Jones or Porn Moonie.

OK, cool. It can't go more than a day or two without reverting to form.






This is not a bad idea, in theory. But you all can't even keep Panzer from posting his Mengele-Meals in the People food thread, so I don't see this having any shot at success.








More like Porn Spastic.

Don't let animals suffer needlessly.

Consider donating to PETA today.

i'm barely back but he gets what he deserves. people don't come out of the woodwork...he simply sucks at the level that everyone wants to squash him but much like panzer it's fun to watch and be part of.

lets be honest...pipe stays because autism and abuse werks just below the level of guilt that jerking off and regret occupy and we all feel better about ourselves.

That's one of many music I work out to!

No Doubt!

guess where they got the main break for this last one and you win a rocket ship shaped cookie