Last night was an anomaly, just a minor bump in the road on our way to reclaiming our country. The good news is that when all the dust settles Jeb Bush will be our candidate in 2016. If you think overwise, consider the alternatives:

(1) Chris Christie - Obese fucker who still managed to bend over backwards to kiss Obama's black ass. 5% chance of being nominated.

(2) Paul Ryan - The female version of Sarah Palin, this ignorant dipshit couldn't even handle Joe Biden in a debate. That said, I still get wet in the panties just thinking about him. 10% chance of being nominated.

(3) Donald Trump - Living proof of a correlation between Alzheimers and hair loss, this fucker will still be looking for Obama's birth certificate four years from now. 15% chance of being nominated.

(4) Marco Rubio - A Telemundo watching Caribbean wetback who can't even read a fucking teleprompter and who secretly worships Fidel Castro. 20% chance of being nominated.

Jeb Bush and preferably Grover Norquist as his VP returns America to where it needs to be - back to the glory days of 2000-2008, which from an economic standpoint was the most successful decade of the 21st century.