Jigaloo
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People comment on who won the debate Tuesday night, FOUR HOURS before the debate even took place. Finally the last person they showed questioned there being a debate Monday night.
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Worse than that Barry,click on the link in my post above for some serious tardage.
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
We are fucking doomed.
I was trying to tell you that weeks ago.... for every person that thinks their educated and reasoned vote counts there's 15 half-wit mouth breathing skid marked stories of success via our educational system ready to shut you down.
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Trying to repost....
Works!
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frankie fatale
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the kid on the left looks awkwardly gay.like if you made the beavis and butthead kids stand on some stilts and then throw adult sized clothes on them.
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Strong ass meme,huh?
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Barry the Pirate
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I'm sure they're all pulling 4.0s.
It's ironic that the combined knowledge of Mankind (not Foley) is a click away, and people are getting stupider and stupider. I can't figure out how people can be "undecided". We're bombarded with information. Basic economics isn't rocket science. Business isn't rocket science. Government isn't rocket science. Say what you will about the Tea Party and Occupy movements, but at least they know what's going on. At least they know SOMETHING is going on. Something beyond "he's a nig"..."he's so cool"..."I get my news from the Daily Show". At least Chuck can express his beliefs. Maybe that's the thing that pisses me off. No one has any hard and fast beliefs anymore.
At the end of the day, we get what we deserve.
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i think its because at the end of the day regardless of whos in charge,the countrys the same as it was with the previous guy.maybe they should let a bitch run the country next election.
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I sent in my absentee ballot. For some reason my sister got 2 of them. Good for her. Americans couldn't possibly me much more of a joke. Americans who think politics in their piece of shit country might want to think a little harder when you guys are sending Canadian citizens several valid ballots at once.
The whole 2 party thing is a joke amongst countries with actual democracies.
Family members of mine who don't even pay taxes in your pathetic country get to vote twice. How many times do you get to vote?
Hey Jerky, how are your kids doing? Are of that age where you play "sneaky midnight uncle" with them? Pretty gross but what can I expect for a drug addict who can't keep a girl or family together but on most days posts on a message board at least once an hour. How are your children? It must hard not to have a meth head father in the picture. Are you allowed at parent teacher conferences? I bet that missing tooth makes you look like a loser. Kind of like you are, actually.
Edited by cqd (10/20/1202:12 AM) Edit Reason: homophones
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The US isn't a democracy it's a constitutionally limited republic. While I'd like to cut the vote away from anyone without skin in the game, people would scream it was racist or something and for some reason being called racist effects some negatively. I believe just eliminating all the get out the vote efforts, early voting, and absentee ballots (except for military personnel) would do almost the same thing.
Grab an atlas an point of a country in western and or northern Europe.
The US is a pathetic nation.
Or if you are able to locate North America. See that BIG country? Yup, the US is a festering bowl of dog snot in comparison. The US is crap compared to african nations like Madagascar...
But why am i even trying to help a guy who would have his shoes pissed on just for looking like shit?
I'm sure you americans are very proud of "black culture"...
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Originally Posted By: cqd
I sent in my absentee ballot. For some reason my sister got 2 of them. Good for her. Americans couldn't possibly me much more of a joke. Americans who think politics in their piece of shit country might want to think a little harder when you guys are sending Canadian citizens several valid ballots at once.
The whole 2 party thing is a joke amongst countries with actual democracies.
Family members of mine who don't even pay taxes in your pathetic country get to vote twice. How many times do you get to vote?
Hey Jerky, how are your kids doing? Are of that age where you play "sneaky midnight uncle" with them? Pretty gross but what can I expect for a drug addict who can't keep a girl or family together but on most days posts on a message board at least once an hour. How are your children? It must hard not to have a meth head father in the picture. Are you allowed at parent teacher conferences? I bet that missing tooth makes you look like a loser. Kind of like you are, actually.
Ha, Freudian slip you putting "me" and "joke" in the same sentence.
You know, you piece of nonproductive garbage, worthless leech on society, I love it that you keep prairie dogging here. It shows how caught up in the board you are and that it means sooo much to you don't make the Run Off By Jerkules list. Everyone knows I own you. Everyone knows you are a damaged piece of shit, just trying to makes as many people as possible live in the same misery you reside in every day, before the inevitable happens.
P.S. You have also shown yourself to be stupid as well as a complete pussy, taking a swipe at me in a thread I rarely read or comment in, and not thinking someone would let me know.
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there's a certain level of commitment in the hanging process that you have to admire. pills and pistols are painless and quick. life at the end of a diy rope setup is a next level "take that" to the folks you've addressed your note to.
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Hangers always have claw marks on their throats. They all change their minds. The point of hanging isn't to strangle, it's for the sudden stop of downward momentum to snap your neck. It's a game of weight and drop distance.
I had 8 different notes written. Manifestos, actually. Vile hatred in 7 of them. Love and appreciation in the last.
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I have an issue with hangers.com. They sent me an e-mail that said in big, bold letters: "FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS!!!" There wasn't any fucking asterisk there that said "Except Hawaii & Alaska (the freak states)." It said ALL orders. I emailed with them back and forth for several days without getting them to ship me anything. Finally I just said fuck it. But I think they ended up changing their ads after that.
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#571410 - 10/21/1206:28 PMRe: Election
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frankie fatale
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Originally Posted By: The Meat
Why is it when people fuck up a suicide all of the sudden they want to live.
near life experience like in fight club.
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
I have an issue with hangers.com. They sent me an e-mail that said in big, bold letters: "FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS!!!" There wasn't any fucking asterisk there that said "Except Hawaii & Alaska (the freak states)." It said ALL orders. I emailed with them back and forth for several days without getting them to ship me anything. Finally I just said fuck it. But I think they ended up changing their ads after that.
You're right,they did.
And intentionally or not,your post is the funniest thing I've read all day.
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frankie fatale
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the voters in the south must really be conflicted.on one hand they can reelect a black president.or they can have the first spic president.i guess the lighter skinned one is the lesser of two evils.
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There's Monday Night Football on plus a game 7 MLB playoff. No one is watching this shit. The Benghazi incident is Obama's most glaring failure in foreign policy and it's happening right before the election. Even the somehow miraculous sudden drop in unemployment and gas prices won't be enough to save Obama. And they'll be investigating this administration for years to come.
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Cardinals peed on themselves in the third inning and the only reason the Bears aren't leading the Lions by at least four touchdowns is because they are the Bears. This might be the most competitive thing to watch on TV now.
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Romney took it easy on Obama from what I'm hearing. I didn't watch it either. Already voted and I don't think this last one is changing anyone's mind. Also hearing Romney was more presidential and Obama whiny and condescending.
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Quote:
While prefacing a question for Mitt Romney about Pakistan during Monday's presidential debate on foreign policy, moderator Bob Schieffer had an unfortunate slip of the tongue, referring to Osama bin Laden as "Obama bin Laden."
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Via Althouse(via Drudge)CBS Focus group in Oiho after debate.
Look at the newschick at :29.
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. No pony for you!
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Barry the Pirate
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Originally Posted By: Spunko
Look at the newschick at :29.
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. No pony for you!
They need the Boy King to win so badly. I'm loving the fuck out of watching them turn themselves inside out to put the positive spin on every backslide he makes.
Chuckles, where is JetBlue taking you if this thing goes south?
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