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#57298 - 09/21/04 07:52 PM LA direct has some good talent
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Just checked the site and they have some good talent there right now, blows my mind that they sponsor swami, it might not be wrong but it certainly isn't right.



I love lauren pheonix, she is like the porn version of jennifer garner, she is 6 foot. It would be like sleeping with a horse. She is great though, very hot.



She doesn't look great here but i saw a scene she did with some black guy for a website and she was smoking in it, even thought the black guy keep saying this will get you a raise for sure far too many times, you know the director told him to slip it in a few times but he went overboard, can't blame him, she was going to town on his dick at the time, all the blood that was supposed to be going to his brain was getting suck down to another part of his body that was in use. She is married to some 50-60 yard old too, i think. Don't sue lex if im wrong.



I like jen luv, i think she fucked the doron d aka the minion. Her vagina is out of control, have you seen how far down she can pull the flaps?. Freaks me out



I know a lot of people like this chick but she gives me the wileys, you can say she is mantastic. lucy thai
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#57299 - 09/21/04 07:59 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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Shy has a great pussy, even though im afriad she is trying to eat my soul.



heres a picture of me. (pause) Nah im just kidding this is the trent guy that posts here quite a bit doing his best brandon irons impression.



Godess, who else haley



Im not going to say anything. Smiley if you please.

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#57300 - 09/21/04 08:45 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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Jamie Brooks


Roxy Jezel


Roxanne Hall


Kami!
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#57301 - 09/21/04 08:49 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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Here's a girl everybody seems to rave about but I just don't get it. It's not that she's bad looking, but she has that street hooker hardness in her face.
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#57302 - 09/21/04 09:00 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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It really blows my mind why a talent with the calibur of Lauren Phoenix would need them.
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#57303 - 09/22/04 04:38 AM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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Here's a girl everybody seems to rave about but I just don't get it. It's not that she's bad looking, but she has that street hooker hardness in her face.




yeah Aj does nothing for me, she was the girl who did the complete 180 on the interracial stuff and really i think did the worst thing that one could do, she didn't want to do blacks guys so she should've stuck to her guns instead of caving to the pressure and doing them just because of the negative flack she was getting, if you want to do black guys then do them, if you don't don't. Her reasoning for finally doing it was crap.
Before people take this the wrong way, some of my favorite scenes involved balck people, so call me racist or whatever you want i just think that the whole race issue is pushed a little too hard many lead by lex, if a person doesn't want to sleep with black people then thats up to them, for whatever reason whether it be they're not attracted to them, fear it could hurt dancing career or whatever, if they do then great, more biz for them. Shouldn't be bullied into doing something you don't want to do. Its your life and career do with it what you want not somebody else. Love monkey. (p.s jrv im not drunk or high).

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It really blows my mind why a talent with the calibur of Lauren Phoenix would need them.




Thats a great call, isn't she the current buttwoman?. Isn't there a whole series based around her now, skeeter contract girl the works, anyone know?
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#57304 - 09/22/04 04:39 AM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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I agree with you about Arianna, Zenman. I don't get it.

Jamie Brooks is someone to whom I didn't pay much attention at first, but now she really gets me going. Wow!

Haley is amazing. Her pussy is like its own little creature unto itself. Gia Paloma has that quality also(see vagina pump in Violation of Gia Paloma).

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#57305 - 09/22/04 04:50 AM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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Here's a girl everybody seems to rave about but I just don't get it. It's not that she's bad looking, but she has that street hooker hardness in her face.





She's a hot fuck on screen. I'd hit in a minute but sometimes she can get that Sydnee Steele manly look in her face.

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#57306 - 09/22/04 05:01 AM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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Haley is amazing. Her pussy is like its own little creature unto itself




Its a great picture of her. Her tits are great and her pussy is a thing of beauty. She is great. Thank god her retirement was short lived.

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she can get that Sydnee Steele manly look in her face.




I don't know what it is but i really like sydnee steele, Her scenes are always good and thats near impossible since most of the stuff she does is for vivid. Her body is amazing, she always looks good fucking, at least i think so.
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#57307 - 09/22/04 06:33 AM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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I love Ariana She's a Grade-A sex machine! She has a really great scene in Unnatural Sex 11 that'll blow your mind

Jamie is also in Unnatural Sex 11 and her scene is good. And really funny. Her accent is hot as hell.

Lauren Phoenix will always give you a good to great scene. Mark Ashley fucks the shit out of her in Angels of Debauchery.

Roxy Jezel's ass is amazing. Not too big or small. Just right

Kami is a fan favorite here so I bought Riot Sluts to see her. She really impressed me. The best part is the BTS footage where Brandon Iron is fucking her while doing an interview with Mason. LOL

P.S. I wanna kiss Mason

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#57308 - 09/22/04 05:59 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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Thats my favorite pic of Kami. It just makes me want to
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#57309 - 09/22/04 06:54 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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thanks it was nice of monkey to post that one

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#57310 - 09/22/04 08:35 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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thanks it was nice of monkey to post that one




Umm i didn't but i will be more then happy to accept the thank you on behalf of whoever did, probably snake in the grass, he knows how to get the ladies of the board all warm and fuzzy.
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#57311 - 09/22/04 09:03 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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Doh it was JRV arn't I a silly pill head

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#57312 - 09/22/04 09:06 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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I can already see the next Gene Ross headline in his in-depth investigative reporting column...


Edited by jrv (09/22/04 09:35 PM)
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#57313 - 09/22/04 09:21 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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I wish my sarcasm would play better just in case this gets linked, i said that as a late retort to monkeys comments about my posts not making sense any more! (and hes right )

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#57314 - 09/22/04 10:45 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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I wish my sarcasm would play better just in case this gets linked, i said that as a late retort to monkeys comments about my posts not making sense any more! (and hes right )



Well, I thought it was funny, and I don't mind getting the credit confused - it's an amusing thought that Monkey and I might be confused - but I don't want Luke Ford or Gene Ross to spoil the fun as they often do.
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#57315 - 09/23/04 04:33 AM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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it's an amusing thought that Monkey and I might be confused




I have a kitten, he is white and he is called fluffy, he is 1 and a half years old. which is this many, (money then shows jrv with his hands how many old fluffy is)
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#57316 - 09/23/04 06:04 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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i have a step kitty named Booger

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#57317 - 09/23/04 06:29 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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i have a step kitty named Booger




Can you explain "step kitty?"

Hehe...
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#57318 - 09/23/04 06:34 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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I think its when you marry a person and they already have a kitten, you become to the step mother of the kitten. or similar??. I love sleep deprivation. I have been busting my balls finishing up the new smelly monkey productions line we are releasing, we are doing something that no other company has done, we are releasing 5 parts to a series at the same time. A lot of money has been invested so im hoping it pays off, i guess i can release the name here since we have agreed on it

quarter pounder that cheeses.

A line based around dave pounder. Its very hot, he is a very underrated talent and we think after the success we anticipate from this line he will be a bright burning star.
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#57319 - 09/23/04 07:14 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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it belongs to the chick im staying with, but shes outta town so im a surrogate kitty mommy

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#57320 - 09/23/04 07:16 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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remember when GnR release use your illusion 1 and 2? well 5 parts of monkey pounder will top that!

Big Red Monkey butt

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#57321 - 09/23/04 08:09 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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remember when GnR release use your illusion 1 and 2? well 5 parts of monkey pounder will top that!

Big Red Monkey butt




kami we would like to hire you, not for any scenes but to come up with creative names for all our future lines.
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#57322 - 09/24/04 04:32 AM Re: LA direct has some good talent
Kami Andrews Offline
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I missed my calling as a copy editor

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#57323 - 09/24/04 04:41 AM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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I missed my calling as a copy editor





I don't want to get too personal but why doesn't your husband jerk off?. I have been a man for quite some time and you have to clean the pipes otherwise its impossible to think straight and why does a person who doesn't even jerk off marry a porn star thats like becoming a priest and not taking advantage of the alter boys. If its too personal just ignore, i just find it hard to understand why a man would be so against jerking off and have the will power to back it up.
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#57324 - 09/24/04 01:49 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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well i wasn't a porn star when i met him. I was a Biology student. he is very conservative. I suspect he masterbates but he never confessed to it. He caught me once during the 4 year stretch when we didn't fuck and he hit the roof.

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#57325 - 09/24/04 02:28 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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He caught me once during the 4 year stretch when we didn't fuck and he hit the roof.




I would have buried my tongue in there.
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#57326 - 09/24/04 06:04 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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I suspect he masterbates but he never confessed to it.



He can't confess to it and I can't stop bragging about it.
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#57327 - 09/24/04 07:59 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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He caught me once during the 4 year stretch when we didn't fuck and he hit the roof.





Does your husband tend to wear orange robes, have a bald head by choice and doesn't allow any female touching?. Is dr poo and the sunshine band a monk?.


Edited by smelly monkey (09/24/04 08:00 PM)
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#57328 - 09/25/04 07:04 AM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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4 years, Kami? You poor woman. He must have something seriously wrong. Is he a eunuch?

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#57329 - 09/25/04 08:02 AM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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Wait a g*d damn minute!! Maybe I am reading this wrong but do you mean to tell us you didn't fuck for 4 years? Or Kami did you mean during the 4 years we were together he never waxed his carrot?

Either way your ex has some seriously fucked up issues.

On the flip side, I'm sure Mr Poo beats his meat with the best of 'em
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#57330 - 09/25/04 02:36 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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Im sorry for opening this can of worms kami. I was just curious about the non jerk off thing, didn't mean for it to spill out of control. Love monkey.
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#57331 - 09/26/04 07:05 AM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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Im sorry for opening this can of worms kami. I was just curious about the non jerk off thing, didn't mean for it to spill out of control. Love monkey.




Yeah, but Monkey we are not insulting her. We can't imagine being married to Kami and not having sex with her. Torture, if you ask me.

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#57332 - 09/26/04 10:29 AM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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sorry ive been busy so i didnt answer sooner. i dont mind talking about any of this at all. I didnt have any sex at all for 4 of the prime fucking years of my life.

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#57333 - 09/26/04 12:27 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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Kami, your staying with haley right?. Tell her to make a post here, we love haley. I would love to crack an egg on her. Wait ignore that last comment.


(gen that one was for you)
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#57334 - 09/26/04 03:14 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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she read the site last night, i logged it on to show her the interview excerpt and I fell asleep while she broused it, I offered to set up and account for her but she declined....
just to get your monkey dander up quess who she went to last nights party with?

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#57335 - 09/26/04 03:36 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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just to get your monkey dander up quess who she went to last nights party with?





fayner?
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#57336 - 09/26/04 03:44 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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10 points for the monkey.
They are polar opposites as Hayley would never do drugs, so they didnt hang out much there, but I know that you still have feelings for him.

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#57337 - 09/26/04 04:55 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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sorry ive been busy so i didnt answer sooner. i dont mind talking about any of this at all. I didnt have any sex at all for 4 of the prime fucking years of my life.




That sucks Kami and sorry you had to go through that. At least you are making up for lost time now
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#57338 - 09/26/04 05:09 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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10 points for the monkey.
They are polar opposites as Hayley would never do drugs, so they didnt hang out much there, but I know that you still have feelings for him.




She didn't sleep with him did she?. if so i hope she not only washed her vagina thoroughly but apologized to it also.
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#57339 - 09/26/04 05:13 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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10 points for the monkey.
They are polar opposites as Hayley would never do drugs, so they didnt hang out much there, but I know that you still have feelings for him.




a pornstar NOT doing drugs?! unfathomable! I may need to speak to this Haley person. she's obviously a very rare breed of whore.

I also may have to touch her butt. for research of course

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#57340 - 09/26/04 05:16 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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a pornstar NOT doing drugs?! unfathomable! I may need to speak to this Haley person





Give me a break if i had a line of coke along my rock hard 4 inch penis , she would snort it hard and fast, she will confirm this with her silence. I think i proved my point.
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#57341 - 09/26/04 05:29 PM Re: LA direct has some good talent
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I also may have to touch her butt. for research of course



This type of phrasing is why Kyoto rocks
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