There was an idea floating about a while back that Obama might decriminalize marijuana right before the election to try to bring out the youth vote. It's basically legal up here in Alaska as long as you're chilling at home.

My nephew and a few friends got so high in the garage the other day that one of them freaked out and they called 911. My sister let the cops in and then the EMT paramedics came and the cops actually checked the weed out and gave it the thumbs up:

"See those red hairs? That means it's the good shit! You can't OD on good marijuana, so just always use the same dealer. Don't ever use Spice or bath salts. Only smoke at home. Tell your mom everything. BTW, we have some Doritos in the car if you have the munchies. And you should give the rest of the weed to your mom as a finder's fee for dealing with the situation."

Only in Alaska.