De'Bella's 58 years young today.

I fucking love old whores!!

Happy birthday to Rachel Luv. On this day 36 years ago, she dropped from her mother's vagina, and it's been downhill since there. Looks like she'll also be celebrating the 10th anniversary of her role in that tender love story Donkey Punch. Gian Jurgens knows the story in more depth, but it seems Miss Luv showed up at her agent's place to collect her check, and was never heard from again.

I wonder why. Why? WHy? WHY? wHY? whY?

A not-so-happy birthday to Kelly Wells. 31 years ago, you came into this world for one purpose: be a disgusting, drugged out sperm receptacle. Kelly probably had more dicks in her shithole than any whore who ever lived. You can count her IAFD scenes by when she didn't have some convict stick his diseased crank into her turd cutter. That bitch could pass a bowling ball through her poop chute.

I was assured that Kelly Wells was NOT drugged out! I would gladly marry this sperm receptacle.

I guess I missed that the MIlton Twins made it to 30 recently. I wasn't aware that Down Syndrome babies survived that long. But I guess a steady diet of splooge, bad singing, and more splooge counteracted their Mongoloid faces.

I wonder how many grandchildren the Milton Twins have now? :gun to head:

Two each, so 3.

Same father for all the grand kids?

Oh, yeah. Those Miltons are one sketchy uncle types of girls.

just found this gem in my collection ahaha



i have hundreds of biz cards from 2003 until about 2011 when i stopped going to AVN

Well well, it seems our own Sierra Sinn is 33 years old today. And I do mean old. Now flushed out of porno, and probably smoking more weed than Cheech and Chong put together, the skank has also flushed out of the DJ business as well, nome de plume DJ lil Miss Mayhem. She's taken the Kagney Karter route and now plies her poor music skills on Soundcloud.

In the meantime, she's completely abandoned her child, who must be waking up these days to find out what kind of substandard mother it has.

Witness the vacuum she took to her twatter profile: https://twitter.com/djlilmissmayhem

Happy Birthday, Brandon Iron. 73 never looked better.

Thank you, Faceblaster, and thank you Corporate America. I celebrated with a complimentary Grand Slam at Denny's, venti cinnamon chai tea latte from Starbucks, California chicken salad from California Chicken Cafe, and ice cream from Baskin and Robbins. I'm due a milkshake from Del Taco and meal from IHOP, too.

Happy berfday smegma !!!

At least you can score all those fine meals where you live.

I actually liked for De'Bella for some reason. I liked a few older women like Desi, Dana but De'Bella always delivered the most. Why isn't she hooking?

Is that reason due to your Down's Syndrome?

Possibly !

Tranzer alt.

"Diamond" Dave Cummings is 76 today, assuming he made it this far. He posted here on and off.

Sasha Grey turns only 28 today. Other notables, Brooklyn Chase, Rick Savage, Brianna Love, Eva Angelina, Claudia Adams, Capri Cavanni and Monica Mayhem.

Sasha has 2 more years to fuck me or I'm not interested. Someone send her a memo.

TY

Karlie Montana = 30 today. She's laid more carpet than Express Flooring. I think she finally did 1 or 2 bg scenes

How old are the ass warts?

They were humanely excised from her shitcunt and given a new lease on life in a terrarium at the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago. They will be sharing an exhibit with Bree Olsen's chair leg and Shy Love's dental implements.

I just imagined a huge wart with legs and big teeth.

Stupid mope Germey Steele is 48 today. Which is also his IQ.

Anyone spotted him since that Kelli cunt booted him from LIB?

IAFD says today is Sunny Lane's 37th. Is she still hooking at the Bunny Ranch, or has she come home to daddy's incestuous needs? Her twat hole must be wider than an open window by now.

She seems to have recently shot a scene with Rodney Moore of all people.

IAFD says today would be Kiki Daire's 42nd birthday today...if Sportswami hadn't killed her in his basement.

I still jerk off to Ms. Daire's 'American Bukkake' scene. It arouses me deeply.

Today is Shyla Styles 36 birthday or would be since she left last year. One of my favorites.

Also, born today Sydney Leathers 29- Thanks Anthony Wiener...for a lot of things.
Sydney Steele is 50= WOW did not know she was that old!!
Danni Daniels= 29 hit or miss mostly with me.

RIP, Shyla.