im guessing for that much theres a manual release included.

I'm not surprised he's being fleeced by Oprah-Hucksters, but where the fuck does Luke get $100 for anything?

m4m massage ads like kurt lockwood.

He charges people $100 per hour. That's a nice racket.

Wait, He's running that? Damn thing took so long to load I gave up after the intro. I still don't even know what it is.

I suppose the bigger question is: Who the fuck is dumb enough to give Luke $100 an hour for anything?

I'm not exactly sure what it is either, though snake oil comes to mind. He has some kind of table he uses for it that looks a lot like a massage table.

People who don't know any better. That picture of him on the website is before he became Goatface. If anyone showed up at my front door looking how he does now I'd slam the door in his face.

The Alexander Technique is a yoga/massage technique, from what I've gleaned watching hours and hours of the Luke hovelcam.

I don't think I'd take a massage from someone who so clearly hates the human race.

I thought it had to do with Monstar

That page still won't load, which, coming from Luke, isn't surprising. Anyway, did some googling and this looks not so much like massage, but like the bastard offspring of Qigong and Dianetics, with some of Longshot's fortune cookie Taoism thrown in for good measure.

Does he still sleep with his head in the bathroom? I think 85% of his physical ailments would vanish if he got himself a proper bed.

Nah he got sleep apnea machine next to his mattress on the floor. LIB did a Q&A with him not so long ago. He answered all of the questions I submitted, which were all based on the pics of his room that were posted here a few months prior.

Doesn't L_ke have a new hovel? They sold or evicted him from the old one.

All I remember is the room w/ mattress on the floor, massage table leaned up against the wall, paper grocery bag w/ clothes in it I think, and the pillow that was like a greasy wafer. I think the entire mattress was like saturated in dirt merchant oils that gelled up to hold it together.

This deserves two minutes of sloppy, MSpaint fun.....

I was browsing backpage.com this past summer and was surprised to see JR Carrington came up here to escort. Just from doing a quick Google double-check, I see she was advertising doubles with Kate Frost. Kate Frost alone might have been kind of tempting, but I'm not a big JR Carrington fan.

Right before she was gone for good, Bunny Bleu was working at a massage parlor in Spokane. My one friend, who knows the real me way more than pretty much anyone, really encouraged to go play with those oversized balloons. Didn't. Regrets. I've had a few.

I'll have to do some research, but there are 2 quasi- ex- "stars" who live in the area and "hobby". One does duos with her mom. Classy.

that duo with the mom sounds hot.what whore would that be?

Do YOU live in Florida?

I don't know. Daughter's snatch to mom's mouth just seems wrong, with a rubber on.

I guess if you aint filming, then they can eat each other out. Just have them do a 69 on their sides and run around stabbing random holes. There will be 3 on each end of the 69, so you could just close yer eyes and cram and you'll squish into something fun.

They don't "interact" with each other. What's the point then? I'm sure going from one's vag to the other's mouth would be "interacting". Soul destroying too.

Since our main local board got busted, it's been a bit of a mess to find all the souls. Plus the mom is always "retiring" and the daughter hates providing. Silly souls.

I want to talk a bunch of shit about his guy but the evil in his eyes stops me. This is an apex predator you're looking at. This is Jim Jones whispering whats for lunch. This is Ted selling you that VW bug from the passenger seat with his arm in a sling and blood on his breath. The glasses are a charade because he's seen it all.


...respect

He's an apex predator to anyone who weighs less than 130 lbs.

that tie has more kills than seal team 6

So you're saying that while he may look dumb, it's just a disguise?

He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage.

And also, proficient in Bind, Torture, Kill.

Slightly resembles the Reichsfuehrer-SS. Heinrich Himmler wasn't an apex predator, though just a bureaucrat. The first time the Reichsfuehrer personally witnessed the einsatxgruppen machine-gunning Jews he became totally unhinged and ordered a new, less bloody method of extermination be developed.

Today's birthday:



Motherhood has made her more beautiful than ever before.

Shy Love?

Yeah, a bit horsy. The rest is okayish, fakies and all.

Gotta give Shy props for moving up from porn whore to pimp. I really didn't think she would last, but apparently her agency is still alive. Shy must have a strong pimp hand to keep her bitches in line. Or she is less scummy than Derek Hay.

According to rumor and hersay, it would be a strong negative on your last statement.

It's Cody Lane's birthday.




After leaving porn she went on to practice podiatry.

I can envision Cody Lane back home in Kentucky, fifty pounds heavier, with two or three kids named Pumpkin or Honey Boo Boo, and fixin' sketti with a road kill-based meat, ketchup and margarine sauce. Look how fat her fellow Kentuckian porn whore Lisa Sparxxx has gotten over the years. I doubt that Cody will age any more gracefully.

I think the pirate guy made her Blue Room scene seem more rapey. I have viewed her in a few other things, but that is the only one that stood out. I would generally gloss over her stuff to get to the more barely legal looking whores.

The Blue Room is probably the best idea Wanker Wang ever had. And yes, I bet Cody Lane has a huge bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos on her lap at this very moment. (no matter when you read this)

Shy Love and scummy; how so? I guess she'd just have to have her saddle adjusted every full moon and on her period.

So Shy Love is just as scummy as Derek Hay? She must have a stronger pimp hand, then. From reading Shy's website she claims to represent PWs on the dancing circuit. That seems to be her niche and claimed competitive edge over Derek Hay. OTOH it could be her big scam, since a PW ought to be able to work the dance circuit without paying Shy Love to "represent" her.

Nah, some porn agents do it, some leave it up to agents that specialize in the dance circuit. Sure a chick could do it herself, but you have to consider having contacts, being able to negotiate, getting scammed, etc. Plus the package deals. "If you want Suzy Shithole for the second weekend in December at $XXX, then you gotta take Fanny Fartbox in February for $XXX."

When you have a good jew working for you, they know that the more money you earn, the more they earn, and it probably isn't that hard for a quality jew to squeeze enough excess out of a club owner to justify what they are charging.

Not all jews are bad fellas, it is just that the bad ones make life harder for the rest. Same w/ negroes, cops and women.

Another good band name.

Shy Love is a member of the tribe. Does this give her a competitive advantage over Derak Hay? On a serious note, I am curious as to how Shy Love has managed to go toe-to-toe with Derek Hay? My guess is that she is marginally less scummy.

Actually, they seem to work fairly well together on occaision. root some of the Mr. Marcus syphilis stories.

Interesting that Derek Hay would be repping Shy Love even though she owns a competing agency. Have to admit that he apparently called Mr. Marcus on his altered test results. Still seems odd that Shy Love would use him as her agent. Ivor is puzzled.

Benny doesn't really need a strong pimp hand of his own when he's probably been the bitch for some roided enforcers for fun. It's all about love and the code of men for him.

Jayden Jaymes told him off and left LA Direct after he threatened to fire her from his pimpy business and she realised that it's really more appropriate the other way around.

She also considers herself to be a star in porn. He let himself get sucked off by a guy on video. Whorish, both of them.

Isn't Shy Love shot out yet? She must be riding the MILF trend. I suppose if Nina Hartley and Deuaxma ain't shot yet than there is room for the Overbite Queen, too.

Today's birthdays are Kelly Skyline who was the star of Not The Cosbys XXX 2, Faye Runaway who is hot and nasty but there is something off I can't quite put my finger on, and Undisputed Porn Valley Champion, War Machine who got out of jail recently.

You think there is something more off w/ Miss Runaway than just some undealt with abuse from a string of "new Daddies" occuring between ages 10-16? I figure by 16 she already split home and was fucking anything that had a shit band and an apartment.

I don't know, if I have the chance I'll rewatch the interview Billy Watson did with her.

WARMACHINE!!

Deauxma does have one big ol' box on her. I'd so be there.

I prefer Nina. She is almost my age and it shows in her face, but her ass is still beguiling.

wow...she's fucked up and she knows it yet she wont fix it.
that's addiction.

Several birthdays today so I'm doing some now and the others later.

Annette Haven



Chanel Preston