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Jessica Alba is a terrible actress. Only thing she is good for is eye candy.





I second that... Fuck, Jessica 'make a pouty face' Alba is a shit actress, but so very strokeable.

Chiklis is a good choice, been a fan of his since 'Wired' but sheesh, why the fuck didn't they get Ray Liota for Reed? That crazy mother fucker could lend some serious credibility to the film.


I wanted to start a Jessica Alba thread but somebody already beat me to what I wanted to say. Alba is way hot, but a bad actress and a total bore.
If it weren't for her DSL no one would know her name. Recently I was at a magazine stand and I saw her on the GQ cover and I also saw Angelina Jolie on another mag cover. It was the battle of the dick sucking lips. The winner: me.
Speaking of magazines though, I remember her saying in the past she did a FHM layout, I think it was FHM, but she didn't want to show her ass in it. I looked at the photos and it was true. No good ass shots. Why even bother doing a photoshoot like that if you ain't gonna show the goods. Tease.
Also I've actually listened to what she had to say in interviews, not just stroke it to her image. She is so uniteresting. Not too long ago she was on Carson Daly's late night show and she mentioned she shared a bed with Cameron Diaz. That totally caught my attention and she didn't elaborate at all. All she said was she was doing something for MTV with Cameron in the middle of Africa, I think, and they shared a room with one bed. This was her moment to shine and get her male fans worked up into a frenzy, but she let it drop. That punk-ass Carson should have demanded to know what happened. What they wore, was they a pillow fight, did they cuddle. Howard Stern would have gotten to the bottom of that story.

BTW, off my Jessica Alba rant, isn't Chiklis too short to play The Thing in The Fantastic Four? Shouldn't The Thing be a great big imposing character and not a midget. I love Chiklis in The Shield, but hopefully in the movie he walks on stilts inside that extremely bad costume.
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