Hey kids, sorry I have been gone for the past 10 days, but wouldnt ya know it, this fucking hurricane aims its wrath dead square into my new "second residence", poor Atlantic city! I mean, what theeeee fuck is going on here? What are the odds the biggest storm in history makes an unheard of WESTWARD turn directly into the east coast, and the CENTER of the fucking storm passes right over Burg's new Splooge-in-washed-up-models-who-are-still-hott-mouths pad? Fortunately my pad is on one of the higher floors in my building so I am not flooded or even damaged, but the rest of the city is a mess and the Casinos wont be running full blast for another week....plus, all the good whores I call from New York city and down in Baltimore and Washington D.C. already have a hard enough time finding my pad when the weather is nice and things are good, now I'll be lucky to get Blowjob service (with open mouth splooge shot and 45 second cumplay) 72 hours after I request it....and the people who lost everything think THEY have it BAD!

Anyhoo, when I read Gia Jerkins post about her love of opiates I got wood....I wonder if her new boyfriend makes her open her mouth and extend her tongue when her feeds her a Vicodin? I'd grab the back of her head, jerk off furiously and plop the pill onto her tongue as my splooge erupts onto it as well, only I'd give her the four pills she wants. I mean that with all respect and integrity baby g....

But yes, the awful Tylenol in Vicodin can fuck with your liver, especially if you are a girl and if you also drink regularly. It wont kill you outright, but it could eventually contribute to an Overdose in that your liver might become compromised enough to the point where it doesnt metabolize a dose of opiates fast enough, a dose that otherwise on previous days didnt cause you any problems. This is how Burg lost the love of his whore-infested life, Roxy from Las Vegas, back in 2004....her liver just quit....what a waste, she was supermodel hott, totally drug addled, and guzzled cum like it was oxygen and she had just held her breath for 2-1/2 minutes.

Do you xpt'ers all realize that the majority of porn starlets/whores have a drug of choice which allows them to do the filth you view and jerk off to daily? You do realize that, films like the one off to our left, "Make my Ass Pregnant" would not be possible if they didnt get their handful of xanax and oxy or vicodin? Once you accept that and come to terms with it, even EMBRACE IT, your jerk off experiences and fantasies about these female pillars of society will become ever more satisfying....trust me, I'm Burg, I know what I am talking about.