Well, that's like walking into a weight watchers' meeting and trying to convince the hausfraus that they may want to shed a few pounds, isn't it? Chuck aside, I think most of these guys have their minds made up already, so it's puzzling why one of Staph's Servile Scum would want to come here and, ummm, convert anyone.

For the record, Doctor Incongruous, I wrote in Max Hardcore last time around: