And you've contradicted me... ummm... how? If anything, it puts the three of you together.

Shall we discuss how you had Fartz BEG me to call off conquistador? When I don't control the guy in the least?

Really, dude, if you insist on being embarrassed, I'll oblige. I've had the most kick-ass day already. Slammed Birthday Bloodies with my niece, spent some quality time with a curvaceous Korean of my acquaintance, Beat Mayor McPanic's subway shutdown and still managed to watch thi Jints whup the cowboys in the fourth quarter.

You guys? Collectively, you serve some sissified swill. I'll be here when you dream up a response.