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#216926 - 08/02/10 05:55 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
LouCypher Offline
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^starting early. are we looking at a 30+ post day from you?.
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#216927 - 08/02/10 06:19 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
anoche means last night. Sober as a judge and preparing for a 10 am conference on strategery.

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#216928 - 08/02/10 06:31 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Why do you need a strategy meeting just to see how to squeeze 30+ posts in today?

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#216929 - 08/02/10 11:04 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
Unregistered


He needs to figure out how to do it without getting tossed back in the box.

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#216930 - 08/02/10 11:53 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
So right New York man.

Brittleness abundant here.

Not uncensored place

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#216931 - 08/02/10 06:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Wolaver's IPA.

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#216932 - 08/13/10 10:33 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
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Got an unexpected, but very welcome, half-day off work. Consumption commencing in 3... 2... 1...

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#216933 - 08/13/10 10:59 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Brandy on the menu for tonight.

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#216934 - 08/13/10 11:04 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Brandy on the menu for tonight.




Ivor, this thread is about booze, not your Bodymore street meat.

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#216935 - 08/13/10 11:10 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Too much crime there these days. Walking the straight and narrow with a pretty civilian who has a great body, pretty face, the skin of a twentysomething, a cheerful personality, and is actually cooking me dinner about now.

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#216936 - 08/13/10 01:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Drinking the Arrogant Bastard Ale I bought for my ex the other day to surprise him before I decided our relationship wasn't worth it anymore. Sadness. I really liked him.
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#216937 - 08/13/10 01:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Drinking the Arrogant Bastard Ale I bought for my ex the other day to surprise him before I decided our relationship wasn't worth it anymore. Sadness. I really liked him.




Is this "ex" the same one you've mentioned in the past that you just keep getting back together with becasue you are steamrolling into middle age and afraid of being alone or do you just hook up with a new guy every few weeks then break up with them?
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#216938 - 08/13/10 01:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Same guy. I figured this many breakups have outweighed the good. And there was a lot of good.
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#216939 - 08/13/10 03:26 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Fiend Offline
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Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Same guy. I figured this many breakups have outweighed the good. And there was a lot of good.




Was all the "good" you remember taking place after getting back together? If you need to fight and break up as a catalyst for good times together then you just have a really fucking dysfunctional relationship and one or both of you needs to break the cycle or die trying.

By my reasoning if you were serious about breaking up you would call another guy over to drink your ex's beer. You drinking it just means you'll get drunk and start making drunken texts or voicemail apologies and then the cycle just renews itself.
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#216940 - 08/13/10 03:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Drinking the Arrogant Bastard Ale I bought for my ex the other day to surprise him before I decided our relationship wasn't worth it anymore. Sadness. I really liked him.




Wander over to another thread somewhere and give up the details. I love break-up stories from chicks more than Panzer likes coupons, enemas, and trannies combined. I have never heard a break up story from a chick where I haven't been able to use some tidbit of information to my benefit later on in a relationship. It's like getting a sneak peak into the other team's playbook.

Besides it'll be cathartic and probably the most interesting post in months.

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#216941 - 08/13/10 04:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

Same guy. I figured this many breakups have outweighed the good. And there was a lot of good.




Sorry G !
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#216942 - 08/20/10 02:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
butterman Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
Bud Light Lime by the pool! Maybe some JD later.

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#216943 - 08/20/10 09:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...

I'm a cheap whore date tonight TM and I are at Cocos lol he got his first 55 breakfast deal lol
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#216944 - 08/20/10 10:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...

I think I need a bigger sausage Lmao
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#216945 - 08/21/10 06:08 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Sorry can't help you !
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#216946 - 08/21/10 06:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:


I think I need a bigger sausage Lmao




Looks like a huge mutant mealworm....possibly in its pupae stage.
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#216947 - 08/22/10 01:57 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Scotch, Ben Nevis to be exact. Fuckers

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#216948 - 08/22/10 02:47 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
From that shot I just noticed the resemblance between TMW and the young Debbie Harry.

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#216949 - 08/22/10 10:27 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Hahaha really backdoorman? ?? : p
Fiend ewwwww lol!
IV - you think? Jus call me Blondie haha : p I always get told I look like the cartoon character from monsters vs aliens haha
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#216950 - 08/22/10 10:32 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
I haven't really drank for a while. If I don't get totally ripped, I just get this sort dizzy feel that triggers a nice panic attack. So I kind of gave up on it. But I still make homemade beers and pass them among my friends. But yesterday some group put together a microbrew event and the SO took me. It was hot, I hadn't eaten since Friday (unless a box of Crunch n' Munch at 2am Saturday morning counts as a meal), and I was coming off a long week of overnights. Yeah, the conditions for sampling some high alcohol content beers were perfect. Was only there an hour or so, but I was nice and toasted when we left. No dizzy, no panic. Just a nice heady buzz. My favorite was a nice oatmeal stout, and my least favorite was a jalepeno lager. It had like a weird oily sensation that hit the palate before the liquid did. It was just wrong.
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#216951 - 08/22/10 11:29 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
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Been useless all weekend, as evidenced by my post count. Just got caught in a downpour. About to crack a guinness and make frittata.

Will one of yez wake me when we're done re-fighting the civil war?


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#216952 - 08/22/10 10:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Quote:

I haven't really drank for a while. If I don't get totally ripped, I just get this sort dizzy feel that triggers a nice panic attack. So I kind of gave up on it. But I still make homemade beers and pass them among my friends. But yesterday some group put together a microbrew event and the SO took me. It was hot, I hadn't eaten since Friday (unless a box of Crunch n' Munch at 2am Saturday morning counts as a meal), and I was coming off a long week of overnights. Yeah, the conditions for sampling some high alcohol content beers were perfect. Was only there an hour or so, but I was nice and toasted when we left. No dizzy, no panic. Just a nice heady buzz. My favorite was a nice oatmeal stout, and my least favorite was a jalepeno lager. It had like a weird oily sensation that hit the palate before the liquid did. It was just wrong.



Mmm jalepeno lager blech I'm not sure if I could do that? Is it super spicy n tangy?
Oh and I'm drinking wine tonight long Day at work
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#216953 - 08/23/10 06:49 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Quote:

I haven't really drank for a while. If I don't get totally ripped, I just get this sort dizzy feel that triggers a nice panic attack. So I kind of gave up on it. But I still make homemade beers and pass them among my friends. But yesterday some group put together a microbrew event and the SO took me. It was hot, I hadn't eaten since Friday (unless a box of Crunch n' Munch at 2am Saturday morning counts as a meal), and I was coming off a long week of overnights. Yeah, the conditions for sampling some high alcohol content beers were perfect. Was only there an hour or so, but I was nice and toasted when we left. No dizzy, no panic. Just a nice heady buzz. My favorite was a nice oatmeal stout, and my least favorite was a jalepeno lager. It had like a weird oily sensation that hit the palate before the liquid did. It was just wrong.



Mmm jalepeno lager blech I'm not sure if I could do that? Is it super spicy n tangy?
Oh and I'm drinking wine tonight long Day at work




It had a minor bite to it. You could taste the pepper, but it was the fumes that I couldn't handle.
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#216954 - 08/23/10 10:35 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Sounds like an eye burner : p
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#216955 - 08/23/10 12:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Sounds like an eye burner : p




Not really. It's hard to explain. The taste was just OK, with a little bit of bite, but the nose, I guess, was not fun.
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#216956 - 08/23/10 02:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Demonbolloxs Offline
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Registered: 03/25/09
Posts: 89
Cornish Stingers (Nettle Cider)




Product Information


Cornish Stingers Stinging Nettle Cider
Country: England
Region: Cornwall
ABV: 4%
Vol: 500ml
Tasting Note:
Lightly sparkling and refreshing with delicate aromas of fresh citrus and elderflower.

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Smells like piss, but chilled it tastes pretty good.

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#216957 - 08/24/10 12:17 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Quote:

Quote:

Sounds like an eye burner : p




Not really. It's hard to explain. The taste was just OK, with a little bit of bite, but the nose, I guess, was not fun.



Doesn't sound like it ...and yet I'm tempted to taste It lol.
drinking Margaritas tonight
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#216958 - 08/24/10 02:05 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Scotch, Ben Nevis to be exact. Fuckers


How is N. Snottsdale tonight, Floofinberg?

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#216959 - 08/24/10 08:55 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

Sounds like an eye burner : p




Yeah ! Browneye the next morning !
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#216960 - 08/25/10 06:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Ettaler Kloster Dunkler - German beer
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#216961 - 08/25/10 07:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
taintwrecker Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 09/19/06
Posts: 42
ooof
lastnight - 3 blue moons, 2 brooklyn lagers, 2 22oz of guinnes, half pint of jameson, 2 pints of guinness, 2 pints of brooklyn, woke up in the ER getting a catscan checking for drain bamage - think my drinking days are done...well at least drinking and riding my bike home from the bar.
hi, my name is taintwrecker and I'm an alcoholic

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#216962 - 08/25/10 07:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
A nice Sangiovese with Chicken Marsala tonight.

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#216963 - 08/25/10 07:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
here we go! my new friend!



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#216964 - 08/26/10 03:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
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Spontaneous long weekend commencing... NOW!!!

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#216965 - 09/05/10 07:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
My gay hipster neighbors brought by a bottle of arbor mist tonight. As if I don't know it's on sale for $3.50

fuck it

I wonder how they fit 3 people in a studio apartment
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#216966 - 09/13/10 06:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
taintwrecker Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 09/19/06
Posts: 42


this will hopefully last longer then the last hundred plus dollar bottle of hootch I got which was done within a week.

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#216967 - 10/06/10 07:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
off until Monday, great weather, flying most of the day and just settled down to the old favorite: Jim Beam Black and Heineken.



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#216968 - 10/06/10 07:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
whorebot Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
Quote:

off until Monday, great weather, flying most of the day and just settled down to the old favorite: Jim Beam Black and Heineken.




It takes a bit of fine liquor before E.Y. takes it up the ass from a trannie!
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#216969 - 10/06/10 07:40 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Quote:

off until Monday, great weather, flying most of the day and just settled down to the old favorite: Jim Beam Black and Heineken.




It takes a bit of fine liquor before E.Y. takes it up the ass from a trannie!




I kinda ignored the whole "XPT is dying" lament until just now.



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#216970 - 10/06/10 08:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
whorebot Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
Yah fucker - derailed!! - now try to put a few intelligent sentences together.



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#216971 - 10/17/10 05:16 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind


I'm back in black.


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#216972 - 10/17/10 05:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
that's awesome... beer from the vending machine is it?.
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#216973 - 10/18/10 03:19 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
No, from the Circle K down the street.

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#216974 - 10/24/10 08:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
Unregistered


Clearly, I'm feeling no pain:



Edited to add: jioewfoijfehkifeoi


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#216975 - 12/01/10 04:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Guinness/Sake



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