Originally Posted By: fartz
Missouri straight-up BANNED lap dances, nude dancing, alcohol in clubs, and put a midnight curfew on all adult businesses. Porn shops included. It's amazing that somebody, somewhere, loves Jesus so much, that they're given the power to make decisions for the rest of us.


^That's fucked up, didn't realize Missouri was more uptight than the South or even Iowa, but midwesterners are a generally weird lot anyway.
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