check the off ramps along the 101

Ryan and I are working on major business developments that may or may not involve buying out Manwin. I'd expect them to downplay the merger, if not actually deny it's happening.

It's about time you cashed in your PXP stock for something worthwhile.

Let me guess, the buyout involves something plastic or rubber being shoved up Ryan's ass?

more like Ryan's prolapse got caught in Brandon's zipper..again.

That puts Ryan on disability and Brandon running for the border.

From now on, the only border I will be running to is the one at Taco Bell.

Running to or working at?

Running when I'm late. Walking when I get the bus schedule down right.

We know you don't have anywhere to go, so you figuring out bus schedules means you are hunting talent.

Might I suggest the formula aisle from 9th-14th and 25th-31st. Just wander up to the first girl that loots a couple cans and ask her if she wants to earn some honest money and not put herself at risk. You'll get bonus points for lying twice to her.

It appears my financial difficulties are getting worse. I went to see my banker to discuss my net worth. Granted, it's an older volleyball net but I still say it's worth $20. The greedy banker says $5.

Starting a kickstarter account in the morning.

There, in a seedy apartment complex you will find a sexless faceblaster. The nerdy porn version of Private Pyle from 'Full Metal Jacket'. A man with absolutely no influence in the year 2006. And yet, this asshole still has something to say. Awesome.

Finally got released, eh jailbird?

These two are bickering yet the title of the thread links my name with "world's dumbest." It's not fair and I think it should be amended to include others who qualify.

Well, it's called World's Dumbest for a reason. Be proud to be one of the dumbest people on this planet.

brandon you should be happy to know on gaydt they had a thread about yellow cumshots and the scenes they were in.of course you came up in the discussion,as did your custom cum.

I'm no longer young, dumb, and full of normal cum. Thank God I have the love and support of my friends here.

You posted pics a while back of semi-normal looking splooge that you were freezing. So you were obviously stockpiling shit for possible future use. My question is: What drug are you now taking that makes your spunk look like old yogurt that's been strained through dirty socks after running a marathon?

He's got a frozen banana stand that also sells cumsicles.

brandons brawny banana stand and off color cum emporium

Here Comes Honey Mustard Goo.