Look at how desperate & pathetic New York is just to get more tax dollars to waste. What's next, taxing tips for happy endings at massage parlors?


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Great. Now the clubs will get even less customers and the girls will try to be dirtier to make up for loss of business. Ugh.

Hey, if you live in Albany or any city upstate, you should be allowed extras in the vip. Life is bad enough there...let the guy's get their shit knocked out by a stripper.

Besides, they all lie about tips already. Now they just have to lie in the other direction.

Missouri straight-up BANNED lap dances, nude dancing, alcohol in clubs, and put a midnight curfew on all adult businesses. Porn shops included. It's amazing that somebody, somewhere, loves Jesus so much, that they're given the power to make decisions for the rest of us.

You mean, "awesome". I hope this means more of them will deal drugs to the customers as well.

^That's fucked up, didn't realize Missouri was more uptight than the South or even Iowa, but midwesterners are a generally weird lot anyway.

Does Columbia Mo still have all the great "massage parlors" and spas? I used to go to Lynn's whenever I was there and I remember about 5 or 6 other ranch style whorehouses. The strip club there even allowed breast and ass touching. All gone now?

So New York's not the horrific place some of you all thought, huh?





Res. Ipsa. Loquitor. . .

Which is really odd because if you drive through Missouri on either I-70 or I-44 you would swear that porn is to that state's economy what potatoes are to Idaho's economy.

^ If you want your porn you're gonna have to git it in broad daylight. That's seems twisted if true.

Well, St. Louis gets off lucky. All you have to do is drive 15 minutes across the river and it's anything goes. Murder included. You want to talk about a hole that makes Camden, Gary, and Compton look like Honolulu? Check out east St. Louis sometime. It's an industrial wasteland sprinkled with strip clubs, massage palors, and lots and lots of rape and murder. One of the WORST places, period.

Don't forget what happened to poor Clark Griswald when he took a wrong turn off I-70. And this was the impression the place gave off in 19 fucking 83. Imagine it now.







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I imagine that the new law devastated KC and Columbia. Strip clubs have never been legal in my city on the Missouri side, outside of the occasional pastie-bar dive. I'm sure that owners are skirting around it, but I haven't read up and whether there's been violations/busts since the law passed. Didn't really affect porn shops much. Just have to close at midnight, and arcades can't have closed-off booths, and must be monitored at all times.

That's twice this weekend Camden's been mentioned. That's twice too many times and I'm not certain it ain't a coincidence.

Isn't Camden a horrible place? I mentioned it because Reddit had a thread about worst places to live and there was an active debate between Camden, some city in India and east St. Louis. Isn't Camden a ghetto in New Jersey?

Fartz is MPZ. He saddled up to you with his witty posts on LIB and got you to invite him here. Have you noticed that Fartz don't post much now that he has his new Meat alt? You think that is a coincidence? Don't play naive with us.

Shhhhh! Dude, you're totally giving me away!

Shush, fools.

I will note you're both shilling the same shite in your sigs. . .

Holy shit, you figured that out? Can't slip anything past you, huh? That only happened what, 4 months ago?

You are the one that thinks Meat is MPZ. Only fool here is the dude you see when you look in the mirror.

And you've contradicted me... ummm... how? If anything, it puts the three of you together.

Shall we discuss how you had Fartz BEG me to call off conquistador? When I don't control the guy in the least?

Really, dude, if you insist on being embarrassed, I'll oblige. I've had the most kick-ass day already. Slammed Birthday Bloodies with my niece, spent some quality time with a curvaceous Korean of my acquaintance, Beat Mayor McPanic's subway shutdown and still managed to watch thi Jints whup the cowboys in the fourth quarter.

You guys? Collectively, you serve some sissified swill. I'll be here when you dream up a response.

And you still share some mutual financial interest.

I don't get a dime from this place. I just get some guffaws out of mocking you guys.

please, please call off conquistador. . .

Whining faggots. This is XPT.

I never asked Fartz to do anything. I don't give a fuck what you or your lap dog have to say. Blackules beat that pissant down and out.

Yeah, there is a whole lot of financial interests in WhoresAndHeadlocks. The more you type, the more everyone sees hope mental and stupid you are.

It is nice that w/ Coco and Cqd not around that you have grabbed the title of Board Loony.

And your whiny comment is more projecting on your part. Who is that asshole that has been whining about MPZ on here for a couple months now? You fucking transparent dolt.

JB, you think people are laughing WITH you. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! The only people that agree with you are the ones that hope agreeing will shut you up, you fucking dumb ass. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!! Some people can't take your relentless brow beating, I revel in it. Spin, bitch, spin!

JB fucked a cow.

Old people= me.

This went off the rails suddenly. I think I got the whiplash.

Somebody needed his Sunday dose of attention.

I really don't want to be the one to break the code of men, here, but I have the PMs and I WILL post 'em if you insist.




You keep referring to the guy as my "lap dog" when it's clear you really mean "attack dog." Funny thing is, neither are true and that's whats most laughable. You really think anyone can "control" Conquistador? Seriously?




You can take your thumb out of your own ass any time now, Carmine. Everyone knows you're Blackules. Referring to yourself in the third person is preposterous.




And there we have it.

Really? You have PMs between Fartz and I?




How could I be Blackules? He is black. I am not black. I have no clue the plight of colored folk, so how could I comment as eloquently as Blackules on the thoughts of African Americans?



What do YOU have, simpleton?

One dolt that ran his Canadian donkey into the ground attacking windmills doesn't really create a we.

:face_palm: I haven't heard such denial since Darrah came back as "Shrinky Dinks." Okay, toothless doofus, since you insist:











That's a whole lot of whine that wouldn't have been wasted if somebody really really didn't have a vested interest in there, fucknuts. And again, for the record, ain't nothing you got slapped with you didn't make public yourself.









Oh, and there^^^ we have a much more conclusive collusion between you gentlemen than between me and my, ummm, "dog". Happy Hurricane.

When Tritone first changed his nickname to amberraynefan he denied he was Tritone. He really thought he was pulling the wool over everyones eyes by changing the nickname on the account.

True, but Tritone's in a class by himself, yes? I can't imagine anyone, white, black or plaid, who wants to be more like Tritone.


Well, except maybe Jerky.

JB, you fucking dunce, you do realize that I said in the open, on the board that I was going to make the Blackules alt, don't you? The only reason I go third person is to make tards like you and CQD nuts. Seems to be working for me.


And it don't seem like you have anything showing I asked Fartz a damn thing. I don't give a fuck what you or the other tard have to say. I didn't ask him to say shit to you. You are a delusional alkie, heavy in the paranoia, and you are putting it in print for all to see.

You also proved yourself to be untrustworthy, just like your lil buddy. Oh, and your "A" material turned out to be as shitty and useless as CQD's.

What were my personal attacks? When CQD came at me this time, Blackules didn't even go into mental illness or hamsters, because Blackules didn't need to go cheap to get the job done. And last time, he went over the line first, because he was butthurt to be losing an argument.

You are flailing away, hoping to some how work this into a win for yourself. It and you are utter failures. Add that to the list of shit you try to drink away. Like what ever butthurted you in May to make you go away.

Why does Bornyo own you? You are little and white, so it aint like he would have purchased you willingly at an auction.

You want to continue on about my dog?

In addition, the fact that Fartz stood by his opinion instead of succumbing to the relentless brow beating and telling you he agreed with you must have really ground yer gears huh? Lil Jimmy pissant didn't get his way, so we will be subjected to more tantrum, delusion and conspiracy.

I hope the electric holds out long enough for me to get more laughs.

Ha ha ha. You think there is money in W&H. You are a fucking dolt. Maybe one day, but there aint shit now but fun. You show how dumb you are every time you open your fucking pie hole.

You want to know anything about WhoresAndHeadlocks.com talk to TRPWL. He can tell you anything you need to know. You fucking clown.

Whaaa, whaaa, whaaa. . .

Let me clear the air a little here. When I first Joined XPT, JB and jerky reached out to me the most. Especially JB. I became much closer friends with Jerky, and one Barry The Pirate in that respect, because we all shared a love for the buffoonery that is professional wrestling. So much so that another site was started that I was happy to promote, money-free, as a favor to a friend. I'm a nice fucking guy. Those PMs started because I was being lighthearted about your retarded little feud with Pipedream and you started in on me like you always do with everyone. You were the one that brought the Jerky/cqd thing up and I gave my opinion on it. I don't agree with personal attacks and it seemed silly to be originated from pageviews. Jerky never once begged me for shit. He thought the whole thing was rather comical. In fact, from my point of view, it seemed like I took it harder than he did. That's a problem I have. I stick up for friends. Posting PMs was lowdown JB. Twisting them to fill out your agenda, was just childish. Have another brew and enjoy the apparent fourth-grade world that you dwell in.

Why dis nigga Jimmy gotta fuck up the whole damn board wit he nonsense? Didn cha'll make sumpin in Da Cage fo dis shit? But this whiny, crazy lil cracka gots to shit on da flo in evy room?

What are you going to do next. Remind everyone how my, umm, "dog" is mentally ill?

That might explain some of his behavior, but can you explain to the board how you lost your girl? And your kid? And your tooth? What explains that behavior?

And, I'll add as I'm kicking you in the teeth, doesn't my, umm "dog's" inherent mental illness preclude me, or anyone else, from "controlling" him? As opposed to your investment in ...


Well, wait...






Shit, this is another bad idea you're going whine to the board about, isn't it "My Girl Is A Nosy Bitch?"

Children, if you all stop fighting I'll buy you each some Lori Lust merchandise.

If I really were spewing nonsense, why are you all on defcon one about this?

I mean, really, Why do you have to be in this level of denial:







You just love to prove me right, don't you?









Oh Hells Yes.

You are flailing and failing so bad that you are just straight taking over cqd's failed tactics?

CQD seeks approval. From you, from a couple others here that he respects. In his miserable existence it is probably one of the only joys he has.

Oh, and let me say this. Don't go thinking if I don't respond for a while, that it is any indication of JB winning. There is a storm here and the power has flickered once already. He may be trying to do this today to try and claim a cheap win.

JB, lil pissant, you would have to get on a step ladder to punch me in the mouth, you got no shot at kicking me in the teeth.

Ummmmmmm...






#JB_Winning

I love it when a mental patient doesn't understand sarcasm or humor.

Can we change his name to Good, JB Hunting? He can read and regurgitate with the best of them. Poor damaged lil fella. I bet Burg could get you a job mopping the floors at Harvard.

What are you winning? Anything that shows you as a loon, you ignore and you will harp on 6 words cut out of 70. You are sad and grasping at straws.

What did Bornyo do/say, besides saying "you throw like a girl" that got you so butt hurted that you left the board for months?

Hellooooo, toothless doufus:



You keep casting aspersions on peoples intelligence and/or mental states in a way that reminds me of, well, this. And it's not surprising that gentleman is your biggest defender.




BTW:




Nice attempt at sucking up to Ivy...

Point of vantage makes the view different.

Nice sig, you sad dolt.

There is a fucking hurricane here, and JB is going to try to claim he ran me off the board when the power goes out. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


Hungwell is MPZ too. You couldn't figure that out by now?

No Doufus. It's simply sad that you have to point it out so you don't lose no "cred."

You really were that worried.

Are you implying that you can imagine there are people who want to be more like Darrah?

I seem to recall there was one Jersey Jackass who was utterly obsessed with the addled broad. I also recall himself and MPZ begging me to draft some sort of C&D order against her. None of that went very well, did it? And then, well, we had Weinergate.

I look around this afternoon, and I see a new Jersey Jackass all beside himself over bullshit. I am not surprised.

God almighty I missed a lot in this thread....fuckin' XPT...I feel like a California Firefighter never knowing where the brushfire will start.

Ever'body run. The bartender done called the law!