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#589629 - 04/22/13 07:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bornyo Offline
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Take the old belt to a NAPA and ask for one 1/2" shorter that what that one measures. Or...you can find the serial number on the mower, which is probably actually a Woods, and trace the belt number from that. The 9N wheel should be easy to find.

Post a tractor pic in the Cage PXPMobile thread. PXP it up first.

If you really want help with the belt PM me more info.

My Jubilee wouldn't start this weekend. Pissed me off. I gotta polish the points, methinks- gas and carb is fine.

Try this site: http://www.yesterdaystractors.com/implment/messages/181054.html

Don't troll those old guys if you register and post. Good people.


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#589630 - 04/22/13 07:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I won't.
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#589640 - 04/22/13 07:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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The 9N didn't even need a jump start. The rim is rusted on the inside so the tube has a slow leak. I can get a full mow out of it, but don't feel like wheeling the compressor to the new parking spot every time I mow.

I'm gonna throw some bald truck tires on it when I get a rim, because the grooved ag tires shit up the lawn when I turn. I mow too fast, but fuck it. Thing bogs down too easy in any gear.


EDIT: I think that is the site I saw the owner's manual on.


Edited by Jerkules (04/22/13 07:35 PM)
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#589642 - 04/22/13 07:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Someone must have put calcium in the tire at one point. If you're already using a tube you can demount the tire and tube and duct-tape the rim to cover the rough spots (after cleaning loose shit with a wire brush) Then mount a new tube and tire and be good to go. I never understood why people put liquid ballast in the front tires unless they were pulling some heavy shit in the rear.

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#589647 - 04/22/13 08:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Nah, it is all rusted out around where the stem comes out too. I just wanna get something I don't have to worry about. Neighbor paying me to mow his lawn is going to help me make the tractor head ache free.
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#589649 - 04/22/13 08:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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not a shot at anyone but it amazes me what people will pay to cut grass.
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#589657 - 04/22/13 09:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: LouCypher]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
not a shot at anyone but it amazes me what people will pay to cut grass.


Pay to have others do it or pay to do it themselves?
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#589658 - 04/22/13 09:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: drained]
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Post a review of the phone when you get it.
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#589660 - 04/22/13 09:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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You're weird.

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#589662 - 04/22/13 09:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Among other things, yes.
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#589665 - 04/22/13 09:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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How come...

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#589668 - 04/22/13 11:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Pantone nail polish. Emerald Green. Pantone color of 2013. $15

$88 left on my Sephora gift card. Thanks, Gary from Lansing, MI!

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#589669 - 04/22/13 11:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Pantone nail polish. Emerald Green. Pantone color of 2013. $15

MAINSTREAM!!! ...and fashion bloggers must die!

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#589670 - 04/22/13 11:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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The guy who thinks Macy's is couture, I do the fuck I want. That green was my first formal dress color when I was a little girl.

I'm not a fashion blogger. I saw it in Sephora yesterday.

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#589671 - 04/22/13 11:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Green. Like the name. Lizard. Lizards.

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#589674 - 04/23/13 01:05 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Hey, the guys from Devo painted their filmscoring building on Sunset the exact green of their 1970's fx pedal "Ibanez Tube Screamer". Went to the paint guys with the stompbox in hand and said match the color. You don't fuck with people about their greens.
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#589675 - 04/23/13 01:28 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
The guy who thinks Macy's is couture, I do the fuck I want. That green was my first formal dress color when I was a little girl.

I'm not a fashion blogger. I saw it in Sephora yesterday.

Pantone Emerald Green is the official color of 2013 according to Pantone.

I never said that Macy's is couture; I only worked there and they paid me, so naturally I was exposed to the products that they carried. Their stuff is not bad quality, and when its comboned with 75% off plus additional 20% off employee discount, how can I complain?

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#589676 - 04/23/13 01:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Hey, the guys from Devo painted their filmscoring building on Sunset the exact green of their 1970's fx pedal "Ibanez Tube Screamer". Went to the paint guys with the stompbox in hand and said match the color. You don't fuck with people about their greens.

I painted my kitchen green several years ago.

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#589677 - 04/23/13 01:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III

I painted my kitchen green several years ago.


Intentionally?
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#589678 - 04/23/13 01:50 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Well, green's just unfortunate.

An example:





She looks ready enough to go while training to bring pride to her reptilian overlords, but in a casual setting of urban life subverted by inter-galactic conquerors she'd look like an idiot and not inconspicuous at all. Green hanging out of her head. No, no, no.


Why would a company design such a thing in such an imposing colour?

A possible answer:





She looks confidently subservient and ready to be taken care of.
Only a bit douchey, she blends in better and maintains covert protocols to be a useful drone in the enslavement process.


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#589679 - 04/23/13 02:01 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III

I painted my kitchen green several years ago.


Intentionally?

Yes.

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#589684 - 04/23/13 05:25 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bornyo Offline
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
[/quote]
I painted my kitchen green several years ago.


Bodily fluids don't count.

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#589689 - 04/23/13 08:56 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
mallocup Offline
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a box of grolsch and a 1lt. bottle of J&B. It's turning out to be one of those weeks..
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#589704 - 04/23/13 01:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Gary from Lansing, MI


Allie Sin's Uncle Gary??? laugh
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#589705 - 04/23/13 01:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD



Only a bit douchey


A Bit? Like I'm "a bit" wordy?
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#589716 - 04/23/13 04:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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I took another look and didn't see anything on the deck. Then I tried the belt again. Numbers right on it. I felt like such a dunce. I could have sworn that when I had the guards off, there was nothing on the belt.

B70 $17.70 from McMaster Carr. Friday I'm going to order it and pick it up. I hope when Amazon opens a warehouse near me, they have a Will Call window also.

I did some more searching online for the rim. Tractor Supply is at $90. That is $30 less than the last place I saw it. If I could find it for $75, I'd get a pair.
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#589717 - 04/23/13 05:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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$2.39 medium coffee at The Larder in Beverly Hills. I'm really not down with being asked a choice of medium or large when there is clearly a small on the chalkboard menu above me, then to be told, "well, it's just that the small is really small."

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#589724 - 04/23/13 06:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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^^^ I'm not a fan of that either.
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#589725 - 04/23/13 07:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Well, green's just unfortunate.

An example:





She looks ready enough to go while training to bring pride to her reptilian overlords, but in a casual setting of urban life subverted by inter-galactic conquerors she'd look like an idiot and not inconspicuous at all. Green hanging out of her head. No, no, no.


Why would a company design such a thing in such an imposing colour?

A possible answer:





She looks confidently subservient and ready to be taken care of.
Only a bit douchey, she blends in better and maintains covert protocols to be a useful drone in the enslavement process.



you guys are seeing this, right?. this really happened...here, yes?.
it's almost too good to be true.
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#589734 - 04/23/13 08:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I bought a beehive and a few things to go with it. My bees arrive next week.

I've been converted to the wonders of local honey and it doesn't get more local than my own property.



Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Those poor guys are disappearing right and left, leaving their beehives empty. Must be Panzer.


it's by design...
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#589735 - 04/23/13 08:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: LouCypher]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher



Please tell me that site is also known as The "Green" Onion.

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#589737 - 04/23/13 08:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsider...oser-to-reality

it's seems possible i guess.. theres a bunch of harvard hits on the keywords though..
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#589740 - 04/23/13 08:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
Unregistered


Crap. I suppose after Blade Runner this is what the birds & the bees should devolve into.

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#589741 - 04/23/13 08:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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someone should go off on a Monsanto rant but its not going to be me.
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#589743 - 04/23/13 08:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
Unregistered


Sounds like a job for FBF.

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#589745 - 04/23/13 10:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Brussel sprouts and glass of Cabernet. $9 happy hour.

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#589746 - 04/23/13 10:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bornyo Offline
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Monsanto rants are a dime a dozen these days. The cutting edge stuff was done in the 90's

We've come to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bvZy1I9EJI

Edit: Oh my, check out the morningmayans vids that show up to the right of the one I posted. She needs a dick badly.


Edited by Bornyo (04/23/13 10:29 PM)

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#589747 - 04/23/13 10:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Most these peeps bitching about mansanto don't eat vegetables anyway.

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#589754 - 04/24/13 01:06 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Bornyo]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Monsanto rants are a dime a dozen these days. The cutting edge stuff was done in the 90's


Don't undersell the idiocy of the modern malcontent/ anarchist/ hotplate enthusiast. I, for one, would love to see an fbf Monsanto rant.
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#589771 - 04/24/13 10:31 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Quote:
Don't undersell the idiocy of the modern malcontent/ anarchist/ hotplate enthusiast.


Rove already stirred them up. Now they are out for him.
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#589798 - 04/24/13 08:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
JasonH Offline
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17"X17.5" Porsche Cup 1 wheel.
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#589799 - 04/24/13 08:20 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Tritone Offline
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Kensington Bluetooth keyboard and case for my iPad3.

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#589841 - 04/25/13 02:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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How far past retirement age was the woman you stole it from?
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#589855 - 04/25/13 05:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Tritone Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
^^^^^^^^^^^^
awwww Barry. Can't understand the concept of a black man havng his own money.

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#589860 - 04/25/13 06:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Blackules Offline
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Pimpin yo Apple products. You tryina flaunt the bougie, aintcha?

--Balee Dat, Playa!
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#589876 - 04/25/13 07:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Blackules]
Tritone Offline
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Originally Posted By: Blackules
Pimpin yo Apple products. You tryina flaunt the bougie, aintcha?

--Balee Dat, Playa!
Originally Posted By: Blackules
Pimpin yo Apple products. You tryina flaunt the bougie, aintcha?

--Balee Dat, Playa!


Sheeit, man! Even tha' most downtrodden nigga got an iPhone!

Peace.

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#589877 - 04/25/13 08:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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please don't do that ever again.
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#589878 - 04/25/13 08:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Tritone]
Jigaloo Offline
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Sheeit, man! Even tha' most downtrodden nigga got an iPhone!

Peace.


Copy that.
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#589879 - 04/25/13 08:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Lame deconstruction there.

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#589886 - 04/25/13 08:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
JasonH Offline
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