On a return drive from Daytona Bike Week, my friend bought a bottle of Truckers Luv It, and was pooping the pills the whole ride. When I heard this, I told him it was the same as the speed I offered him, before he left, just not cooked down, and he got all bugged out.

I used to love the herbal energy pills called Up Your Gas. 1 and I was great, 2 and I was quite irritable.

For about a year after the pseudo-ephedrine regulations kicked in, you could still find some dusty boxes of pills on the shelf in Paki/Arab delis.