I cleared my fucking in box of all oldy moldy messages from the last 6 years, so if anyone wants to PM me, please do so now so I can start accumulating 6 more years of private bullshit.

Has anyone else started a Sylvia Kristel memorial thread? Since she kinda was a Porn star (soft boiled variety) I was waiting for yet another XPT specialty "dead porn whore" thread (anyone remember Moblem and his dead whore fetish? Or was that Maged?)

Anyhoo, I recall from my teen years a Young horny Da Burg jerking frantically to Sylvia Kristel flicks that would appear late at night on Showtime and HBO in the 1980s....this was before the advent of the open mouth cumshot that sent me over the edge when I was 30, and I can only imagine the fractured Penii that would have resulted if I had been able to see a Sylvia Kristel behave like Gia Jerkins does in Down The Hatch 13...if I had seen such a spectacle when I was 15-16 years old (either Sylvia or Gia) my penis would have snapped off from over jerking.

RIP Miss Kristel