Strangest PSA ever.

Wow. Wow. Where to start?

Can anyone cry like Sean Penn? He is a master thespian. And Kid Rock? He lives his gimmick. Watch him in Joe Dirt. His grasp of the Kid Rock character is pro wrestling good.

My one problem: I could be totally wrong on this, but I doubt CNN would do a breaking news of 20some Marines dying OR a moment of silence. Please.

Beyond that, it should be absolutely required watching before being allowed to vote. Ten minutes of being aware that it's all bullshit and we're all in this together is a small price to pay for the vote. Then go make your choices based on whatever your silly reasons are. And continue to fight the battles over silly stuff. But at least have, somewhere in the corner of your memories, a little voice that reminds you that...well, that it ain't free, as corny as that sounds. And what that hot little Jamaican broad said, as best you could understand it.

The blueness from out of nowhere was refreshing.

I'm a naive prick. Raised on Dragnet. To me, the System still works. Sure, there are problems. Oh, my God. My AC/DC Bic lighter just died. Anyway, problems can always be fixed. We're the Great Fucking Satan. Anything is possible.

America. Fuck yeah.

That video was super duper gay. As an aside, I'd like to point out that the word "duper" can pretty much only be used if it follows "super."

You weren't high enough then.

I do agree with the Duper Rule.