A few years back I tried to get Burglar to invest in my next great idea...Porn-Whore Roller Derby. In my promotion there'd be no need to be subtle with the sexual undertones and the women would by nature be crazy. Gia had tentatively agreed to help me wrangle the whores on the tour bus.

I think you'd get a great turn-out of porn fans and roller derby fans- there has to be a lot of crossover amongst those groups.

In the end we decided it would be hard to keep the girls sober enough to skate and they'd kill each other in the busses when we went on tour.