I fucken love that stuff. If I sit down at a place that serves it in pints I'm done.

I believe the semi-colon is correct but the comma is ridiculously wrong.

pipe punctuated the fuck outta that last one didn't he?. right or wrong I appreciate the effort. Ya know...it being a drunk thread on a porn forum and all.

Some drunks have semi colons.

Meat lost all semblance of a colon weeks ago. Talk about blown out pipes... the kid has taken a reaming but proper.

Gotta give him credit though- he keeps coming back for more with a smile. I think he likes it.

Don't start listing your procedures BDM. We don't have the time or bandwidth to get into it.

What's all this talk abt blown out colons ans shit? Old Timer Bornyo is the one wearing the colostomy bag.

It's not an event it's a process Jerk !

Reminds me about the old joke with the punch line of a bear whispering in the guy's ear, "You don't come here to hunt, do ya?"

backdoorman seems so sure about my comma; I guess he's incorrect. He definitely is incorrect here, where his comma got lost in the net:




And, Lou, the "this is the internet," "this is a porn board" shit doesn't hold up. To believe most people could write without automatic spelling error correction and other things is just riduculous.

Exactly. Meat is ready to write the next edition of "I slept with the Band". He's been used and used up by everyone.

PipeD: backdoorman seems so sure about my comma; I guess he's incorrect. He definitely is incorrect here, where his comma got lost in the net:


I don't think so.

XPT has the worst spelling software ever. I tend to use Google if I am iffy, and always follow through to see it on a dictionary site, cause tons of people Google shit so autofill can't be trusted.

The Village People ran a train on your asshole.

Oh, backdoorman, to me it doesn't matter much that you don't think so. It's enough for me to know that that sentence of yours has room for a semicolon and a comma and I'm not actually trying to be an asshole about it.

I've never tried Stella Artois. Like their packaging and promotion. I'll have to give them a try.

Though technically correct, that is sloppy writing. You should have edited your post. No offense.

Same with my bf. CVS here is having a deal. $14 for a 12 pack.

Tell me why, Bornyo. And you moderators - aren't you supposed to see when people edit their posts? I did, for something else.

Maybe you're just not interesting enough.

If you unclick the box that says "mark as edited" then we would have to expend extra effort to see if or when a post was edited. If you hide it, it's likely we won't know because your moderators are by and large lazy.

Jimster's alcohologic on display.

...cuts you to the bone once again. You're not interesting enough to pay that much mind. You going to pitch another "Look at MEEEEEEE" shitfest about it?

Nothing cuts anywhere here. You still can't qoute. Will you be a captain about it?

I guess you will. Carry on, Pipsqueak.

So you won't even try to save the rest of your sanity and concentrate on the whores as usual. Creep on, captain.

Pipe, I do know you edited the Alcohologic post. I know because I love and want to steal the term. I took offense at first because I'm sober but then you edited it for qualification.

The constant quoting is found elsewhere and the captain is a stealthy one, maybe a pirate, sneaking it in where he can. You'll do whatever you want with whatever here anyways.
Please continue not to shoot people actively trying to really fuck you up or kill you.

I ain't never shot nobody. Never.

Thankfully, language isn't a basic mathematical operation.
I won't start doing all the cursive and bold highlighting. There's no shortage here as it is.
Although it'd be interesting where you'd shoot someone and with which type of ammunition; would it be in the arm or the leg with something not leaving the attacker permanently fucked up or is it going to be in the head for society?

Did you add up those negatives? I lost count. In the end I wasn't sure if I'd written a confession or a denial. I did that for you.

A gift.

I counted "no" two times and once as an assertion. Maybe I got it wrong.

Thanks, but where would which type of bullet end up?

I went back and counted 5 negatives. If a double negative is a positive then 5 must indeed be negative. In other words I have never shot anyone.

That's a lie though, as I've shot two people in my life. I shot a kid with my BB gun for no good reason. He was a friend of mine but he ran across a field and within my sights. I shot him in the forehead and still feel bad about it. He had to go to the ER and have the BB cut out. The other was my cousin. Again with a BB gun. I shot him in the thigh only because that's all I could get a shot at and because he was shooting at me.

Those incidents were years ago as I am, as you know, very old. I'd like to think if I ever pulled a gun to shoot these days it would be a body or head shot, to kill.

If you are using a deadly weapon, you better damn well be aiming to kill. Whatcha gonna do otherwise, shoot a crook in the leg, so you can have a heart to heart with him and try to get him on the right path? Have the motherfucker sue you, cause the damage messed up his athletic scholarship to a southern felon mill university? Fuck that. Send him to his maker, hand the weapon to the police when they get there, and don't say shit except, "I'd like to consult with an attorney."

A docu called Absinthe is on Netflix right now. I'm aptly drinking Kubler.

It seems as if I missed one and count four, but whatever.

If the goal is to get out of harm's way immediately, killing would be optional. The effect of a single, not lethal hit should stop most people instantly, without implying to fire a whole magazine on tweakers.

There could be some potential for quick justice in you.

The justice is in the quick killing. Those cases become your word against theirs. If they can't speak for themselves then it's your word and dodgy forensics against...a dead criminal. I'll take those odds.

Interesting.

Center body mass. When you're in your boxers at 3am in the kitchen with your nuts sucked up into you like a fucking sumo wrestler, the last thing you're going for with shaky hands is a Call of Duty head shot.

Some Jameson Whiskey followed by some Stone Pale Ale- a good night!

Stuck watching some stupid football game my friend wanted my bf and I to checkout. Thank god for alcohol. Peroni. The shit I do for friends. No idea who's playing. The Chicagoans and the Roman Meal team?

I'll counter with it does because you say it doesn't and then ask you to closely scrutinize your posting history. report back or don't.

Omg sports are so boring. Need more drinks.

make a drinking game out of it. every time they say urlacher or gore...DRINK!

Gia watching football= equals total ownership by her boyfriend. Equals :wankingbanana:

Spellun and grammur on a porn board ? Get reel !

It's the Chicago Obama Boyz vs The San Francisco Bug Catchers.

Peroni ain't bad. It's not good mind you, but it has a nice clean dry taste I like.

The harvest is in, one week in the bottles and I'll be drinky. Woo hoooooo!

What are you on about?