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#586073 - 03/18/13 10:59 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
backlon, you didn't get it and that was to be expected.


dicklon,i took it as her insinuating that my cum would taste bad after eating that.only thing ive heard improves taste is pineapple.did you take time out of your cum pina colada drinking to post that?gettting ready for the next batch already? wink
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#586085 - 03/18/13 11:28 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Offline
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figgler, you're naive, fat, dumb and not very WASPy. Have fun.

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#586086 - 03/18/13 11:40 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
frankie fatale Offline
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you waited half an hour for that?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#586091 - 03/19/13 04:49 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Alex, you're supposed to drain the fat from the beef!


how's he supposed to shit straight up his back if he drains the grease?.
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#586092 - 03/19/13 05:19 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Offline
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Veronica Jett. Ira Isaacs.

The wrath of the law wasn't kind in the past.

South sees Manwin imploding again.

It's all connected.

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#586097 - 03/19/13 07:14 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Alex, you're supposed to drain the fat from the beef!

But the pan was hot and it tastes better with grease at room temperature. The grease spot over there in the photo is what I call "little lake of taste", assuming that the people are at 5mm scale.

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#586109 - 03/19/13 10:58 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
have2cit Offline
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You aren't going to make it to 45.

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#586116 - 03/19/13 01:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: frankie fatale]
Generizer Offline
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
i made some sammies on wheat bread today(one slice of bread style).tomato,avocado,a small amount of mayo,sliced chicken breast,and two pieces of pepperoni.gen youre a seasoned whore,you should fear no cum.


There isn't a case of cum in porn that I can recall as being horrifying to taste. Although, I had a boyfriend more than ten years ago... he tasted bitter. It would tingle the back part of the tongue where we register bitterness and it was literally the only thing that made me gag. It was so intense mind over matter couldn't save the day. He didn't smoke nor drink. Heavy crap-shit eater though even though he was fit. Can't imagine what he looks like now. *shudder*

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#586117 - 03/19/13 02:02 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
i made some sammies on wheat bread today(one slice of bread style).tomato,avocado,a small amount of mayo,sliced chicken breast,and two pieces of pepperoni.gen youre a seasoned whore,you should fear no cum.


There isn't a case of cum in porn that I can recall as being horrifying to taste. Although, I had a boyfriend more than ten years ago... he tasted bitter. It would tingle the back part of the tongue where we register bitterness and it was literally the only thing that made me gag. It was so intense mind over matter couldn't save the day. He didn't smoke nor drink. Heavy crap-shit eater though even though he was fit. Can't imagine what he looks like now. *shudder*

Maybe he drinked Liquid Ass:


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#586133 - 03/19/13 04:10 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Are you still in denial about your latent homo tendencies?

America is catching up with you.

Soon you will be able to marry the man of your choice.

Just not your dad.
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#586139 - 03/19/13 04:50 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I cooked a thin rib-eye in our George Foreman grill last night. It did not take as long as I thought it would and as a result it was medium-well done. I hate that. The chick and I did have fun shadow boxing and talking about "knocking out the fat".

I'll probably try it again tonight but for about half the time. All the fat did drain out, BTW.

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#586156 - 03/19/13 07:29 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
frankie fatale Offline
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made a rice bowl,with fried dumplings,and an egg roll(per person).i didnt notice last time,but the dumplings have these little noodles in them.poured just some yoshida sauce on it,but not too much.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#586261 - 03/20/13 05:28 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Over 1 pound of food!!!

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#586262 - 03/20/13 05:30 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
Over 1 pound of food!!!


That poor turtle!!
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#586329 - 03/21/13 06:47 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: have2cit]
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
You aren't going to make it to 45.


Like hell he's not. (You are talking body fat percentage, right?)
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#586337 - 03/21/13 08:10 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Elaborate.

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#586338 - 03/21/13 08:25 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
have2cit Offline
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He doesn't post here anymore.

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#586339 - 03/21/13 08:32 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
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Over 1 pound of food:





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#586340 - 03/21/13 08:39 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Offline
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Ambiguous.

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#586341 - 03/21/13 08:49 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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It is beef meat rectangles, onions, pepperjack cheese, cheddar cheese, garlic powder, buffalo wings powder, BBQ sauce and ranch sauce.

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#586342 - 03/21/13 09:03 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
It is beef meat rectangles, onions, pepperjack cheese, cheddar cheese, garlic powder, buffalo wings powder, BBQ sauce and ranch sauce.


I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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#586345 - 03/21/13 09:09 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Offline
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Nigga puts ranch sauce on everything so he can daydream about eating jizz.
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#586349 - 03/21/13 09:13 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
have2cit Offline
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But it's jizz from an asian tranny with a nice butt, so it's not gay.




sportswami

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#586354 - 03/21/13 10:01 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: have2cit]
CxGxPx Offline
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
But it's jizz from an asian tranny with a nice butt, so it's not gay.




sportswami


This is a common staple in the have2shit household I'm sure


I can already predict your week ass come back will be a picture of an empty plate to represent "communist food" or bowls of borsht or some bullshit like that.
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#586355 - 03/21/13 10:03 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Offline
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Week ass. He trades daily, man.

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#586359 - 03/21/13 10:14 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
CxGxPx Offline
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Week ass. He trades daily, man.

hahahaha, I'd generally say attacking a typo is a pretty WEAK retort but that's pretty fucking funny.....by the way according to my thread titled "killer" people are suggesting you look like a homosexual cancer victim.
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#586361 - 03/21/13 10:21 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: CxGxPx]
have2cit Offline
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Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
.....by the way according to my thread titled "killer" people are suggesting you look like a homosexual cancer victim.


Just can't stand him horning in on your racket,eh?

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#586362 - 03/21/13 10:22 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Offline
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Whether you're schizo generally and praise while lashing out or if it's only sporadically, you must look like some street-drug-addled proto-loon and always carry at least one gun with you.

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#586365 - 03/21/13 10:26 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
have2cit Offline
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^^^This from the guy who treats the English language like a free form expressionism exercise. Rich, but not as rich as the all the Jews you've stuffed into ovens.

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#586368 - 03/21/13 10:30 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Ah. I see you seem to think I meant you, havy. While that's very flattering and all, that wasn't the case here. It's in the seconds.

No. It's a direct response - and, embedded within - an analogous element you just put out of visual context miserably.

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#586370 - 03/21/13 10:35 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
have2cit Offline
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Who the hell knows who you mean. You speak English as well as Panzer cooks.

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#586372 - 03/21/13 10:38 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
No one speaks on text message boards. Pasta?

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#586374 - 03/21/13 10:40 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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See, you don't even understand how stupid you sound. ESL?

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#586375 - 03/21/13 10:42 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Look, it's all silent. LSD?

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#586377 - 03/21/13 10:52 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
have2cit Offline
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I really don't understand why you insist on posting on a board where you're unable to communicate with the other participants. Is it because any native German speakers would be able to tell right away that you're not right in the head and you think you can hide it here somehow? You're wrong. I spotted you day one squeaky.

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#586378 - 03/21/13 10:59 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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That looks like alcohol.

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#586380 - 03/21/13 11:11 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
have2cit Offline
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No. That looks like the truth about the not so sound.

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#586383 - 03/21/13 12:04 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Offline
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Well. That doesn't seem proper.

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#586391 - 03/21/13 01:29 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Offline
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Pipe, maybe you should huff some break parts cleaner, it would make it easier to type in Okie so have2 can understand.
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#586392 - 03/21/13 01:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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speak [speek] verb

5. to make a statement in written or printed words.

6. to communicate, signify, or disclose by any means; convey significance.
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#586393 - 03/21/13 01:47 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
have2cit Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Pipe, maybe you should huff some break parts cleaner, it would make it easier to type in Okie so have2 can understand.


Maybe you should help him out with a fist pump or two there Vinny, I think he's already on that cleaner. Either that or he doesn't speak English.

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#586397 - 03/21/13 02:53 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Vinny?? WTF? I don't wanna know what you mean by "fist pump" cause I aint into dudes.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#586434 - 03/21/13 06:45 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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i made some adobada tacos tonight.just cooked up the adobada and chopped it up,and threw it on some mini corn tortillas.then i topped it off with the salsa i made before hand.the salsa was tomatos,green onions,jalapenos,lemon juice,and a pinch of salt.not bad,but adobada you get from the store is never as good as the ones from authentic taco places.even if you cook it on the grill.but,what are you gonna do?

i want to get the grill going once spring starts.make some carne asada tacos with guacamole(which i wanted to make today but the damn avocados werent ripe frown ),and salsa.
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#586481 - 03/21/13 11:22 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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figgs'll always stay fat and the muppets get all twitchy.

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#586534 - 03/22/13 03:49 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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PulpeD perplexes me.
His meaning is elusive.
As is this Haiku.
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#586549 - 03/22/13 06:41 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
frankie fatale Offline
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i made some kind of mexican pizza/mula/enchilada combo today.i cooked chorizo by itself most of the way in the pan.then put refried beans on flour tortillas.i grated cotija over that and added the chorizo.then i added a little tapatatio and covered it with another tortilla.i grated cheddar over that and topped it off with just a bit more tapatio.threw it in the oven at 380 for 15 mins.it turned out really good and just a bit spicier than i thought it would.wish i wouldve had some sour cream,but oh well.
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#586558 - 03/22/13 07:00 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: frankie fatale]
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frank did you know that sulfer has two(2) melting points?.
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#586563 - 03/22/13 07:10 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
CxGxPx Offline
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Registered: 04/16/09
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
PulpeD perplexes me.
His meaning is elusive.
As is this Haiku.

Why don't you have another nervous breakdown and get into another fight with a female bus driver you fat mother fucker.
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Leave your mind open, receptive to the demons message.

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#586571 - 03/22/13 07:20 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: LouCypher]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
frank did you know that sulfer has two(2) melting points?.
are you insinuating what my bowels produce after eating that is going to be very offensive?
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#586572 - 03/22/13 07:21 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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just kickin the truth, playa.
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