...but I can see this place had some serious plastic surgery...

I've come back to this sexual backwater, simply because I am now living 50% of the time in Atlantic City, building my own Boardwalk Empire from my Keyboard in a Condo next to the recently renamed "Atlantic Club" (formerly the Atlantic City HILTON, but Hilton revoked the use of their name from the casinos in AC and Vegas using it...must be a gay-negro thing from Paris' vapid psyche.) The other half of my time I've been wheeling around New England dodging psychotic drug addicted strippers who insist on pretending to be "interested/attracted/in love" with da burglar, but who really only care about my ability to access/obtain Schedule II Narc....er, Godiva Chocolates. I've taken up residence in AC in part to hide from these parasites, but every now and then I journey back because the ability to jerk off into a still-attractive-yet-stoned woman's mouth while placing a 20 mg "chocolate" on her tongue in the middle of a puddle of my splooge is an experience that I highly recomend if you have the means.

What's the most important thing that has happened here at XPT in the last 18 months since I've been gone?

Is Holly Randall still happily married?

Is Gia married yet?

Should I plan on staying here and contributing to the cacaphony of intellectually stimulating debauchery and madness? Is my brand of "life and living" still wanted here?

I have lost touch with Porn in general, what's the latest trend in the industry? Is Gianna Michaels Still alive? I think I'd like to jerk off into her mouth before I croak, does anyone know if she likes pills?

You want to hear something fuckedup? 4 months ago, I found out that a hott whore I allowed into my home in Connecticut memorized my Social Security Number while sitting at my desk with me searching online for beach houses in South Jersey, and guess what she did with it? If you said went out and purchased 83,000 euros worth of shoes and bags and choclates you are 100% WRONG.....she actually went and ran a CREDIT REPORT on moi via one of her other "private client's" construction business, for what purpose I can only speculate she was sizing me up for a bigger swallow than anything previously attempted, but thankfully I find out within hours whenever someone or something starts poking their nose in my Burg-biz. Fucking empty greedy whores, my cum is better off being dumped in a public toidy in Newark New Jersy than down her gullet.

Hello again XPT....