Originally Posted By: Jerky
Sad. Whore in your apartment, and the only fish you get to eat will be out of the oven or frying pan.


Well, shit, piss and corruption, son: You know exactly where I live. Sounds to me you’re pissed you don’t get an invite.


Originally Posted By: Jerkier
Creating the thought in your mind that people are jealous you get to cook for her?




Okay. Here. You’re welcome. I have some real world things to attend to. I'm sure that won't stop you from huffing on here, yes?