Yeah, that is awkward, especially when caught on efukt.

It horrified my ex that I dug anal. Very seldom axed her to do it, so it wasn't really her problem. But any time I'd start sniffing around someone's wife who liked having her ass banged, you could just see the dark clouds forming above her head. And God forbid I boned someone's wife's ass in the same room as my ex. She usually wouldn't speak to me for 3 or 4 days after, so it was a win- win for me.

What was her particular aversion to buttsecks?

fear of pooh

farty could probably work some alternative couples therapy while sitting at work and sell additional enema how-tos to advanced patients.

Terminal, confused cases would be outsourced to Panzer/HardBandit.

A temporary opportunity. Apply now.

That's not a half bad idea

If I were to guess, I'd lean toward the fact that I liked it. She was one of those types that if I said "white", she'd say "black".

If she had to fart she'd sit on the toilet with the door closed.

Is that true? Response needed so I know how hard to laugh.

Total shoot. Bitches be crazy. Thank God I never had kids with her.

"I think there is an indescribable difference between people who are forced to scam, and those that choose to despite their relative affluence. "

-- Mallocup

"Rob Black is a retard with quirks." - PulpeD

Oh, the honour.

This was better, posted elsewhere:


Porn stars. Right. There are no stars in empty space.

"I rate this comp (GF 34) one Alex Panzer Amber Rayne enema picture."

---Chuck, Older, Wiser Fanboy

"Even a token clock is right twice a day"

---Faceblaster

"I'll address this because what the hell.

Nobody said it was ok, just that it wasn't special. Where are we as culture, that it takes a media frenzy to spark interest over a tragic death. Yes, it was tragic. All death is tragic. I can't speak for anyone else, but I am absolutely numb to black on black crime at this point. I don't think one day has passed in the past ten years where at least one black was'nt shot by another. And that's just in my city alone. It's to the point where it only gets coverage on slow news days, for fucks sake. Who's honoring these deaths? Where's the outrage?

Why am I responding to you like you're real?"


--Fartz, to Tritone

Thanks jaybee. Sometimes ya gotta' drop the facade.

I said it was OK. But that was the facade.

You know damn well you'll always be ok in my book,Barry, facade or not.

Even when I come out as actually being Desi Foxx?

Haha. Mom must have a hell of a manly voice.....

I had to be both mother and father to Elle. Plus pimp.

from this thread.

from this thread...

"Thanks! - Irvino, ADT regular....

"Misogyny is a man feeling the same way about women that they feel about each other." - some commenter at Takimag

That is a good one. I'll be using that.

That's a good one, for sure. They always say that women with more guy friends than girl friends are an immediate red flag, but I don't think I've ever met a chick that wasn't all "I only have guy friends. I don't get along with girls because they're superficial and catty" There seems to be very few exceptions to this phenomenon.

"Looks like she poopin from her cooch"

-you know who at this point

Thank you. I didn't use "looks like she's eating a turd" on the southern belle I/R pic, because I was holding out for that line.

"I will not go to Olive Garden ever again - lesson learned."

-- Alex Panzer

The place was packed; had to wait over 30 minutes, so I went to take care of other business. 90% or so of the clientele were black people. I was the only white person in the waiting area.

You're not White.

You have to post about it in the correct thread. I want details. Preferably pictures also.

See the lunch thread.

I was talking photos of the funny looking creatures in the waiting area, not your food.

Niggas Love Red Lobster

you need the right hat to be white sometimes..

Paris Hilton and Snoop Dogg don't show up at the Country Music Awards, but they show up at the VMAs. Plus, I think this broad wants to inherit the gays when Cher and Madonna croak. That aint gonna happen if she spends her time wearing nagger hatin hats and pointy toed fag stomper boots singing about coon dogs and trailer homes.

Who else?

"No one jerks off more than the far right. They just don't want you knowing they like sex. Keep in mind Jessica Hahn became famous for fucking Jim Bakker. No relatively hot piece of ass has ever became famous by fucking Andrea Dworkin."

--The Unknown Pervert

"Dear Joe Smith, You may be stuffing some good things in your mouth, and I am happy for you, but the trash that issues forth from your mouth is as detestable as the slime they scrap from the floors of the butcher houses. I will be asking the moderators of this public forum to consider blocking you for obvious violations of their terms of use. You will need to find a different venue to vent your infantile, mental sludge. Best wishes, Bob Ginsky"

i keep forgetting when i'm on other forums.

What did you post to generate that response?

"My daughter stated she was diagnosed with "gall stones" and I said, "No darling, those are gall nuggets". She had her gallbladder removed at age 30. Her real downfall was the "Baconator" from Wendy's. (It was out for only about a year and she then went under the knife.) And it's beyond a swindle. We are hardwired to crave salt, sugar and fat, and the fast food industry exploits this to the detriment of the world's population. Where are the food police? Of course, Michelle Obama got knocked around for suggesting that we have better school lunches for our children. What kind of upside down world do we live in, where butcher house floor scrapings, sugar, fat and salt are "fried food" fit for human consumption? We need a law."






"no, we need grown-ass adults to take responsibility for the shit they put in their bodies."

"

No, we clearly need consumer protection laws at the Federal level to protect the public. Have you had your blood vessel and pink slime sandwich today?"


"

nope , i had some eggs and a papaya for brekkie and some bison w salsa later because I CAN FUCKING READ and know that I should eat like a goddamn adult. Your daughter is a fucking idiot."

.............and scene!

Nice!

"They do have 'gated communities' just for black folks, its called prison."

--Fiend

"Dear every woman with the Gettysburg Address tattooed somewhere on their body,

We want to fuck you, not read you.

Signed

every straight man in the universe." -TUP

^ that would be a solid tatt for a whore though..read it. it mentions fathers multiple times(daddy issues), struggle, living for the moment, and inequality. the basic foundation of porn.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.