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#357032 - 01/05/09 04:51 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
Chemo Kid Offline
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Cute. Hey stupid question but how to I post picks on this site?
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#357033 - 01/05/09 04:54 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Check the FAQ. Link to image related section here.

Pretty much you upload an attachment, look at it, then use that image link in BBcode as an image link.


Edited by conquistador (01/05/09 04:55 PM)
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#357034 - 01/05/09 04:57 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
Chemo Kid Offline
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thanks. Had a brain fart and didn't even think to look there! DUH!! Damn getting old is a bitch. Going to the big 40 this year.
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#357035 - 01/05/09 05:00 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Hey, no worries about your age. Everyone has to ask for help to figure things out sometimes.

EDIT: if you are not clear on how images work at this board please speak up. Help will be provided with no added cost.


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#357036 - 01/05/09 05:09 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Quote:

Or food for Fatman's cat?




Clyde would have no idea that the hamster was in any way food.

And, he's too old to chase anything.

The only way he'd attack it is if it was hogging his favorite place to sleep. But, there's a good chance he might just snuggle up next to it if it's cold or just look sad & choose a different place to nap.
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#357037 - 01/05/09 05:19 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Hey, wippersnappers, I'm 51. Here's long departed Charin kitty, at his happiest, covered in catnip.



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#357038 - 01/05/09 05:56 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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is it any coincidence that so many of the perverts on this board have hamster/gerbil sized livestock? these "pets" probably need to be replaced once a week.
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#357039 - 01/05/09 05:58 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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The Richard Gere Disease
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#357040 - 01/06/09 12:55 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Quote:

This is Pants, isn't she cute?




Did you really name one of your hamsters after Alex? That's cute, I think.
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#357041 - 01/07/09 12:26 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Jake. A few days before we put him down because of Lymphoma.



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#357042 - 01/07/09 01:46 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Which one is Jake? Left or right?
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#357043 - 01/07/09 03:35 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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That dog totally looks like it wants to eat the Oreo cookie on your ear. Seriously, wtf?!?
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#357044 - 01/08/09 01:06 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Me <---,---> Jake.

Oreos are fucking great.

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#357045 - 01/18/09 03:39 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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I was asked to post some pictures of Emo. He was named after comedian Emo Philips.


He's an ugly mug.


He loves to hike and camp, this is in the old tent camper.


Here he is in West Virginia, chillin' under the RV awning.


Worn out after a good hike.


A chick magnet!

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#357046 - 01/18/09 04:01 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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In that picture, is that you?

Nice toe nails by the way.




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#357047 - 01/18/09 04:03 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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That's my recovery friend Ellen.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#357048 - 01/18/09 04:05 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Damn it Chuck, you beat me to the punch.
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#357049 - 01/18/09 04:07 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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what type of mix is that? looks like Border Collie face and a Lab-like body size.
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#357050 - 01/18/09 04:13 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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The world's only stupid Border Collie.

He is part Australian Heeler, mostly Border Collie. He was almost a year old when I got him from the shelter, in the spring of 2004. He had some training at the state prison. Goes about 65 pounds. He chases other critters, I have to keep him on a leash most places when we hike, he has that herding instinct. He is also easily scared by new things. He is a happy thing, always smiling and ready to go.

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#357051 - 01/18/09 05:13 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Charin he is a very good looking dog.

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#357052 - 01/18/09 05:22 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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The world's only stupid Border Collie.




haha I feel your pain. Everybody looks at Darwin and says " Oh he's a Jack Russell! They're so smart!"


There's a standard test used by trainers where you throw a blanket over a dog's head ; the faster he can figure a way out, the more intelligent he is (supposedly). If you do it to my guy, he just stands there wagging his tail. Funny, but kinda sad. He also falls of the bed or couch when he sleeps....
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#357053 - 01/18/09 05:26 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Quote:

Quote:

The world's only stupid Border Collie.




haha I feel your pain. Everybody looks at Darwin and says " Oh he's a Jack Russell! They're so smart!"


There's a standard test used by trainers where you throw a blanket over a dog's head ; the faster he can figure a way out, the more intelligent he is (supposedly). If you do it to my guy, he just stands there wagging his tail. Funny, but kinda sad. He also falls of the bed or couch when he sleeps....


LOL I dont know if I believe in that theory, some dogs love being under blankets and its a safe place for them....Jack Russells are smart and very high energy dogs, I would never ever want one of those. All the ones I know are crazy and non stop dogs. They're very cute but they're a bit nutso and too high energy for my liking.
And my female pit will sleep so hard that she will roll off the bed and fall right on her back.....she then looks up at me like uhhhh why did you push me off the bed?

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#357054 - 01/18/09 05:41 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Departed critters, Rasputin and Pepper Dog. Good times, good friends.





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#357055 - 01/25/09 05:54 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Skuzzball has a very small Milk Bone. The hams love these and they are great fir their teeth.



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#357056 - 02/10/09 06:21 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Victor Von Doom---aka Doom Doom

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#357057 - 02/10/09 06:22 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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#357058 - 02/10/09 06:22 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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#357059 - 02/10/09 06:24 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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and R.I.P. Mr. Zillah

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#357060 - 02/10/09 06:24 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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The picture where he is looking down the tunnel is great.

What kind of bedding do you use?

It looks like Carefresh but I'm pretty sure it isn't.

Does he have a huge igloo house? That is what my hams use.
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#357061 - 02/10/09 06:50 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Registered: 03/29/08
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oh my gosh tatty thats so cute

Quote:

Quote:

The world's only stupid Border Collie.




haha I feel your pain. Everybody looks at Darwin and says " Oh he's a Jack Russell! They're so smart!"


There's a standard test used by trainers where you throw a blanket over a dog's head ; the faster he can figure a way out, the more intelligent he is (supposedly). If you do it to my guy, he just stands there wagging his tail. Funny, but kinda sad. He also falls of the bed or couch when he sleeps....


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#357062 - 02/10/09 07:05 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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The picture where he is looking down the tunnel is great.

What kind of bedding do you use?

It looks like Carefresh but I'm pretty sure it isn't.

Does he have a huge igloo house? That is what my hams use.




I was using Kaytee Soft-Sorbent with the lavender scent because it stayed so fresh-smelling but he was allergic to it...i really like care-fresh now...

yes, he has a big igloo...he doesn't get into it much anymore but i get him hammocks that he likes sitting in...

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#357063 - 02/10/09 07:08 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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There is a pet shop near me who has a hairless guinea pig. The thing looks like an alien, the only fur he has is on the tip of his nose.

I'll snap a picture of him if it stops being shitty outside.
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#357064 - 02/10/09 07:58 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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There is a pet shop near me who has a hairless guinea pig. The thing looks like an alien, the only fur he has is on the tip of his nose.

I'll snap a picture of him if it stops being shitty outside.




Yes, you must! i've never seen one...sounds cute and creepy

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#357065 - 02/10/09 09:27 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
ekiqa Offline
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Yes, you must! i've never seen one...sounds cute and creepy




They're really ugly. Some have a little fuzz over their heads.

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#357066 - 02/10/09 11:29 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Yes, you must! i've never seen one...sounds cute and creepy




They're really ugly. Some have a little fuzz over their heads.




I just googled it...That is one unfortunate-looking animal

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#357067 - 02/10/09 11:48 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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and R.I.P. Mr. Zillah





A friend found a lost cat that looks similar to this. He is trying to find the owner, but if he can't I may take it in. It was friendly at least, so I wouldn't mind having it around.

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#357068 - 02/10/09 12:12 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Quote:

and R.I.P. Mr. Zillah





A friend found a lost cat that looks similar to this. He is trying to find the owner, but if he can't I may take it in. It was friendly at least, so I wouldn't mind having it around.




My cat was poisoned, probably antifreeze...i used to have some redneck neighbors that had fun poisoning various neighborhood pets.. My husband is allergic to cats so now i will never get one again

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#357069 - 02/10/09 12:16 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Ouch, that sucks. I have never understood why people would want to be cruel to animals, sounds like it would have been better for everyone if your old neighbors would have made each other drink antifreeze.

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#357070 - 02/10/09 01:31 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Ouch, that sucks. I have never understood why people would want to be cruel to animals, sounds like it would have been better for everyone if your old neighbors would have made each other drink antifreeze.




When i moved out i had a bunch of bags of trash/old clothes/etc...they actually took my trash over to their house (across the street) and went through it! i know because they gave some pics to my mother that i accidentally threw away---i'm glad there wasn't anything scandalous...but i did throw some old porno mags/vhs movies away---guess they kept those

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#357071 - 02/26/09 02:49 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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This is Hugh. I brought him home today, he's about 5 weeks old. It's way too early to get close to him so this picture is taken through his glass while he hides in a TP tube.

Since Eddie hamster died suddenly earlier this month I've wanted another little one but hadn't been able to find one.

Usually I name them after some character Ade Edmondson played or some other joke associated with him, but there is no naming convention with Hugh.

He's kind of a squinty little bastard.



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#357072 - 02/26/09 03:55 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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I still think you need to name one "Bob".

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#357073 - 02/26/09 04:47 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
cqd Offline
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I can't.

A guy named Bob was my best friend for many years and that friendship ended in betrayal, anger and hatred.

It would make me think of him and being fucked over to keep an animal named Bob.

Hugh is Hugh because I'm not sure whether it's male or female and neither was the small animal keeper at the pet shop. So he is kind of Hew(Hugh)hocannotbenamed. Hewho... is also the guitar player from The Dwarves.
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#357074 - 04/03/09 09:25 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Introducing---Mojo!




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#357075 - 04/03/09 10:32 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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^^His coloring is beautiful.....cool name too. Is he loveable?

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#357076 - 04/03/09 10:33 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Another pic of my Great Dane...



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#357077 - 04/03/09 10:35 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Another pic of my Great Dane...




Awwww now I can leave for work with a huge smile on my face Viz.......I love that boy.

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#357078 - 04/03/09 10:37 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Awwww now I can leave for work with a huge smile on my face Viz.......I love that boy.




Haha, glad I could help!
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#357079 - 04/03/09 10:57 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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^^His coloring is beautiful.....cool name too. Is he loveable?




Oh, he's not loveable at all, yet...he's feisty and young and can bite pretty damn hard...

I love his coloring! I've never seen a guinea pig that color..

he's mojo after Homer Simpson's helper monkey..if you've never seen that episode you must! it's funny..he's also Mojo jojo-after the Powerpuff girls nemesis...and mojo is just a good word, eh?


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#357080 - 04/03/09 11:09 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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That dog is cool looking.

And what an adorable little piggy.

I house say for a girl who had a pet guinea pig once. The thing hated me. Whenever I would go near his house I swear he would stand still and start vibrating.
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#357081 - 04/04/09 09:44 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Quote:

^^His coloring is beautiful.....cool name too. Is he loveable?




Oh, he's not loveable at all, yet...he's feisty and young and can bite pretty damn hard...

I love his coloring! I've never seen a guinea pig that color..

he's mojo after Homer Simpson's helper monkey..if you've never seen that episode you must! it's funny..he's also Mojo jojo-after the Powerpuff girls nemesis...and mojo is just a good word, eh?




Fiend, hopefully he will come around, he's a doll btw. Good luck with him.

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