I always thought Padover couldn't handle inappropriate questions, hence the lack of her own thread. (and JRV's raison d'etre)

If I'm wrong, of course, one of you fan boys will prove me right by starting Padover's own inappropriate question thread, yes?

I doubt she'll engage. She has her own site and twitter she works. She goes away for months and pops back in for a few weeks.

^Yup. She can't handle it. Thanks.

I wish! That was the most entertaining fan mail I've ever received.

Fiveho gotta get it together.

I don't believe in astrology.

I hate all men's colognes. I used to enjoy some, but nothing on the aphrodisiac level of lust. I used to wear some...Bulgari, Yoji Yamamoto...but that was the 90s and early 2000s. Now they just remind me of strip clubs. Best scent for a guy is unscented products on an immaculately groomed guy. Wear suits, be metal, be the scummiest scum rocker ever, be whatever style you may, but look immaculate. Have nice nails. Have nice skin. Trim 'down there.' I don't need a metrosexual. Just don't be grimy and unkempt.

A good after shave balm has a light fragrance that goes a long way and is not as overpowering as cologne can be.

Can you get one with no fragrance?

Where are you on facial hair? I'm kicking around the idea of growing a full beard.

harsh.

I think I know where Gia's coming from. I prefer smelling "clean" from a shower using ivory soap and I prefer my chick smelling the same. However, she uses some products that impart a scent and I have come to associate those with her, and accept them.

If I wear a scent it's Vetiver by Guerlain and my chick loves it. I'm pretty sure Gia would not because it is an older mans scent.

I thought she'd gush over some super expensive niche fragrance which is the only reason I asked the question.

I use Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap and thai crystal deodorant. The last time I wore cologne was in the early 90s when a relative gave me Aramis for Christmas.

I use Old Spice and cigarettes.

Somehow I got free samples of old spice bodywash in the mail and gave it try. I had to take another shower to get that shit off me. In the trash it went.

I don't do body washes, just Ivory soap. Just a little Old Spice spray or cologne.

If the Old Spice fragrance was as appealing as Old Spice commercials, I'd bathe in that shit every day.

She had that stroke. She probably can't remember how to post pics anymore.

Yes, I use Every Man Jack - Face Lotion and Post Shave. They have mint and fragrance-free versions available.

I don't remember details either. But the point was if someone wants me to share something and I do it, I'm not into devoting my time in sorting through negativity on here of all places just to engage. I do remember at the time it being frustrating to sort through it still cognitively recovering. The world is enough negative. I think I've earned some respect lasting this long on here. That's all.



Exactly. You get shit for de-railing a thread. But you also get shit for not acknowledging as well. Can't win.



Relax. It didn't hurt me. I still like you. It makes sense for me to keep to my website and my social profiles for the stuff anyways. You guys can post whatever you find on those accounts here if you want. I can't stop you.



I'm not sure where you gather me not able to handle inappropriate questions. I would have been gone more than 10 years ago if that were the case. I do have my own thread. It's lost in the archives somewhere and pops up once in a blue moon. Gia has been more consistent on the board diversely and would make sense why she is more highlighted in threads.




I lurk a few times a week but most times there's nothing for me to say.

I'll leave it at that. If you want to continue this, maybe take it somewhere else. Or hang with me on Twatter.

P.S. Apologies baby g for the derail <3

OK, then. I'll take Halloween pics via PM. Maybe dress up like a princess and do something naughty w/ one of them foot long Tootsie Rolls they sell. Last I saw them was Tractor Supply.

I have never used cologne. always seems to bother me.

Well, you're a hillbilly. Why waste money on a scent when the women are counting your teeth?

Still have all my teeth. i just smell like eau de moonshine

110 posts since 2007. I bet you have some other scents. I'm not bitching, mind you, and am glad to have you here. But you've been through some shit you haven't shared yet.

Edit: Sorry Gia. Hillbilly start a new thread or take it to another one if you want to continue this line of discussion. Threads at XPT regularly ramble but this one has strayed too far.

Gia: Smartphones now have as good a cameras as old school film cameras have, especially with filters. Certainly as good as 35mm and approaching 4x6. Is this gonna affect your business model and how are you going to distinguish yourself above sports swamis with an iphone?

The fact that you even asked that question shows that you won't see the difference anyway.

I see the difference and I know what the difference is. That was a softball to you and you chose to ignore it going for the cheap-shot. As a rule you are better than that but, fuck you.

I'm not into games and tests. I saw no reason to play along in something I'm not interested in. Maybe Pipe D and his flair for the dramatic can indulge you in that.

G- have you ever given directing a thought ?

Did you ever attempt a double anal? I was looking on IAFD and it has none listed but wondered if you ever tried. [not that I'm into it] Its nonsensical as a viewer IMO.

I guess now we know asking you about cameras is an "inappropriate question". You are so complex.

thanks I am chastised.

I have a lens question - i shoot one of the canon frames (7D? D7? i can never remember) and i love this 50mm f1.8 lens for the things I can do in low light situations. But I wonder what you use when you shoot your women?

I am quite technical but when i hit things like lighting theory my brain locks up.

You admitted in your previous post that your intention wasn't to ask about cameras, but to annoy me. Good try.

Canon 7D. I use a 2.8 lens or a zoom which I think is 35-200 I bought it so long ago that I don't remember. Also, grrrr B+H is closed today.

B+H closed? It must be a Jewish holiday today.

Yes, it's Rosh Hashana. Happy New Year! Shana Tovah! I'm just chilling today. Going to pass on the Rosh Hashana in a tipi in Brooklyn invite. I know the food will be amazing, but it's raining and I've already been to pre-parties and dinners the past few days. I've eaten my weight in challah bread.

is it the 70-200? I had that and it's a fucking anchor. but "glass is heavy"

Gia Do you still have the Same Mope? If you have a different Mope can you have the old mope give the forum I'd and Password to the new Mope so he can answer forum "Gia's Mope Questions"?

Also, is the vitriol you show towards the self loathing Hill Billy Boringho "banter" or have you come to the conclusion that he is a lowlife, right wing old fart megalomaniac?

I broke up with 'Gia's Mope.' He's single and ready to mingle, so PM him.

He seems to be smitten with someone else.

Gia's Mope was reading the board last week maybe 10 days ago.

Too bad. Now show us your tits.

Rather than dwell on the past, it's better to look forward to the future. For Example:

What are you really looking for in a relationship?
Do you have realistic expectations?
Are you pretty much through with men?
Is it time to declare you are a lesbian? Even if you aren't?
Have you considered returning to porn? (what do you really have to lose at this point?)
Take your time in deciding....you have the whole rest of your life ahead of you! Dream big dreams baby......

I live in a major city and hang out with people whenever I want. This includes dating.

Your other questions: Nope. I'm quite straight.
No interest in returning to porn. Been there, done that. And most of my favorite companies are no longer around.

So one innocuous sexual encounter after another? I would have never figured that.

Zipless - no commitments - good way to go.

I myself live in the woods - I'm lucky to get caribou pussy once in a while. When my oil money comes in - I'm going to fly down for a long weekend in Santa Monica and live the dream.

What was wrong with your mope? Did he steal your xanax? Too clingy? Too poor? Please explain in some way. Use metaphors or sock puppets if you can't be direct.

Just dating and hanging out. I prefer sex when I'm in or close to a relationship.

There was nothing wrong with my ex. I just didn't see it continuing any further for either of us.

How do you feel about the Panzer ban?

I'm for it. He should've thought about the board before posting that image.

So......You're available? How close is close enough? Do I have to recite poetry or any of that stuff?