I tried to line the ol' boy up for a shot but he was very suspicious. Especially after I made him stay home from work today. Best I could do.
So just now he's asleep on the doormat and there's a bullfrog about 8" behind him asleep too. So I catch the bullfrog which wakes him up and I toss the frog outside so he tries to fetch it because, duh, that's what retrievers do, and there's chaos for a minute. This frog was large enough to have edible legs but frogs are like bream...you're never sure you'll catch enough to make a meal so about the time you throw back the 6th one you realize you had "a mess", and should have kept and cooked 'em. Oh well.